Marry me
"You're going there if you don't stop talking."
My mouth popped open on its own without consulting my brain. "What?" I spurted and blinked a few times before my lips pulled to a little smirk, then again without consulting my brain. "Can't differentiate between a very much alive woman and a dead zombie, can you now?" I said, feigning stupidity.
"And that," he said, turning his attention back to his newspaper reading, "is the stupidest statement I've ever heard from a supposedly literate human being. I never mentioned you being dead. Well, at least not now-"
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