Absurd Funny Quotes

After a 12-year absence, Austin returns to the horse farm in Wyoming she has always considered her true home. But things have changed, and the farm she inherited comes with some enemies - one of them being the Carter family. Cortland Carter now handles his family's affairs and is determined to get the water rights back from his neighbor, who won them from his grandfather in a poker game. Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, and when Austin saves Cortland's niece, the two finally meet. Despite the feud between their families, they both feel a mutual attraction that cannot be denied. But with their families at odds, is there any hope for a future together? "Coming Home" is a heartwarming tale of love and betrayal.

Not even halfway through the Thanksgiving holidays, my boss, Bill Griffin, calls me back to work. He demands I cold-call customers for sales and promises generous overtime pay. Eager to give my son a better learning environment, I seize every chance to earn more money and agree without hesitation. But once the holiday ends, the management posts a notice. "An employee has generated an excessive phone bill working overtime during the Thanksgiving holidays and incurred company losses. Please reimburse the phone bill immediately." Bill, whom I had worked alongside since graduating from college, swiftly turns on me. "Some people in their 30s are about to be laid off. Having a job at all is a blessing, yet they don't know how to appreciate the opportunities the company gives them." Refusing to bow to the absurd demands and open threats, I hand in my resignation that very same day. A company that discards its employees the moment the job is done isn't worth a second of my time. They will learn the hard way who holds the leverage.

Buat Citra Paramitha, hidup sebagai mahasiswi arsitektur sudah cukup kompleks—revisi tugas gambar, dosen killer, dan deadline mepet. Tapi hidupnya makin kacau sejak pindah ke kosan baru yang... nempel banget sama kosan cowok berisik. Dan sumber kekacauan itu punya nama: Dikayasa Pradipta. Anak teknik mesin. Ganteng-ganteng tengil. Punya gitar, tapi nggak punya malu. Setiap pagi Dika nyanyi gombal receh dari balkon, bikin Citra pengen lempar penggaris segitiga. Tapi siapa sangka, dari yang awalnya saling sindir dan saling benci, ada benih rasa yang tumbuh diam-diam? Citra cuma pengen hidup tenang. Tapi Dika datang dengan misi mulia: bikin Citra jatuh cinta, dengan gombalan absurd dan motor tua legendaris. Karena buat Dika, teknik bukan cuma soal mesin. Tapi juga strategi bikin cewek dingin luluh dengan cara paling nyeleneh.

“Om, pengantinmu tertukar. Harusnya bukan aku, tapi kakakku Aisyah.” Andin mencoba berbicara kepada calon suami sang kakak agar ia mau membatalkan pernikahannya. “Aku tidak peduli, siapa pun yang menjadi pengantinku! Aku tidak suka kakakmu ataupun dirimu!” ucapnya dengan tegas sambil melirik sinis pada Andin. “Wah, nih orang tua belagu amat. Pantesan aja nggak laku,” gumam Andin. Andin Putri Pradipta, gadis berusia 21 tahun, harus menggantikan sang kakak sebagai pengantin dari Haidar Mannaf. Pemuda berusia 30 tahun yang mau dijodohkan hanya untuk mendapatkan harta warisan orang tuanya. Akankah Andin mampu menaklukkan seorang Haidar? Pemuda yang dingin terhadap wanita dan hanya uang yang menjadi tujuan hidup Haidar. Selamat datang di novel terbaruku. Ini merupakan spin off dari novel My Absurd Wife. Follow instagramku nyi.ratu_gesrek.

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

Ziva, seorang dokter muda yang selalu tampil glamor dan penuh gaya, maniak kebersihan dan disiplin, bahkan debu 1 inci saja langsung jadi sasaran tangan seribu Ziva. Namun segalanya berubah kacau saat dia dijodohkan dengan Reza, pria tampan tapi super santai, pecinta tidur siang, dan punya kucing galak bernama Binggo. Hidup glamor yang ia bayangkan berubah jadi petualangan absurd penuh cucian menumpuk, piring kotor, remote TV yang selalu rebutan, dan tisu berserakan. Alih-alih cinta yang menggelora, pernikahan mereka penuh drama kocak, pertengkaran receh, dan kejutan-kejutan lucu yang bikin mereka mempertanyakan: "Ini beneran kehidupan pernikahan?!" Di antara gaya hidup bertabrakan, dua karakter yang bertolak belakang itu justru perlahan mulai memahami makna cinta yang nyata—bukan yang didandani bunga dan lilin, tapi yang dibungkus kompromi dan kejujuran.

How can a young, cute man have bad intentions? He just wants to "warm your bed". Open it and experience a whirlwind romance. “I Slept With My Ex-boyfriend's Uncle” When I was drunk, I went to see my ex-boyfriend and tried to get back with him. But when I woke up, I found his uncle lying beside me. “A Brave Jump to My Crush” A love story between an aloof Prince Charming and a funny underachieving girl。 I had been in love with him for many years, and I finally went after him. On the night of our classmate reunion, I pretended to be drunk. I took his clothes off and tried to sleep with him. But I regretted it halfway through.

Bagi Binar Gendhis Rarasita, hidup itu sederhana— kuliah, nongkrong, dan sesekali bikin drama kecil biar nggak bosan. Sampai suatu hari, tanpa rasa malu, dia berdiri di depan seorang pria mapan yang usianya jauh diatasnya dan dengan percaya diri berkata, "Hai Om, aku calon istrimu!" Om yang dimaksud? Bukan sembarang om. Dialah Kais Arfan Zaydan, pria dingin berusia tiga puluh dua tahun, pemilik perusahaan besar sekaligus sahabat baik ayah Binar! Kais jelas menolak mentah-mentah ide gila itu. Baginya, Binar hanya gadis manja yang doyan cari perhatian. Tapi siapa sangka, keadaan justru membuat mereka terjebak dalam situasi yang memaksa Kais mempertimbangkan ulang kata-katanya. Antara perbedaan usia, ego, dan perang mulut yang tiada henti, Binar justru semakin yakin— dialah takdir Kais. Pertanyaannya, apakah Kais bisa bertahan dari gempuran rayuan absurd sekaligus manis seorang “calon istri” yang nekat ini?

Victoria Carson is 17 and in love with Bruce Wayne and Thera nothing that could make her happier. That is till a summer mistake threatens the he dreams and hopes for a brighter future. Could she ever be able to face Bruce? Or will she keep this a secret even if it's driving a wedge between her and her future? Bruce Wayne just couldn't be happier, finally coming home to his beautiful girlfriend, the love of his life. He is confused and hurt when she starts to ignore him, frustrated Bruce is set on finding the cause of her strange behavior. But is he ready for the truth? As it shakes the very foundation of their relationship, will they ever be able to get through this,or is their love doomed to fail?

Utang ang dahilan kaya napapayag ni Dr. Storm Davis si Judith Dimaculangan na magpanggap na fiancee niya. Ang Lola Anastacia kasi niya gusto siyang mag-asawa na gayung hindi siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig kaya't para matigil na ang pangungulit sa kanya ng kanyang lola, naisipan niyang ipakilala rito si Judith bilang soon to be mapapangasawa niya. Ngunit, hindi niya goal na magustuhan ng lola niya si Judith kundi para sabihin ng lola niya ba 'ayoko sa kanya para sa'yo'. Ngunit, kabaligtaran ang nangyari. "I like you, iha," wika ng kanyang Lola Anastacia. Pero, hindi pa doon nagtapos ang pagkabigla niya. "I like you para sa apo kong si Jiwan." "No way," mariin niyang sabi nang marinig ang pangalan ng kapatid sa ina. Hinding-hindi makukuha ni Jiwan sa kanya si Judith, papakasalan na niya ito ASAP.