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Undeliverable message. “Fuck!”

Why did I allow this to happen? Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!

Shit. This isn't going to be good.

Wow, just wow. So am suddenly a burden to you, you won't even follow me there, you leave me all on my own. I understand that you are divorced, I know that you despise him but do you really have to drag me inti this. You are worst than dad, I hate you, she yelled with tears before storming out. ★★★★ NEW YORK. 💖 JEANNE 💖 Well, this is me Jeanne Salva, am gentle but I can be something else when angry, and gosh I hate bullies, I hope there are no bullies in my new ,if there is I will give them the taste of their medicine.

,yes ask the tough questions now. "I messed up, I shouldn't have done that",I call bullshit people. "what about shooting Dean and almost killing him?",she blubbers and wipes tears. "it was an accident I swear I never meant to hurt him",I raised the bullshit flag. "you even hit the minors for crying was that Alexis's fault as well?",she sniffles this bitch is fake. "I was out of my mind over Dean",she cried more and I gagged. I call bullshit. It is all bullshit.

Kenna laughed, “I know everything, Blob Alyson. The fact that a fat, disgusting wretch like you thinks that she can stand besides Leon is hilarious. You can’t even cheer him up because you are too big.” My face turned red, and the entire hall roared with laughter. “A kiss, she kissed Leon?” “That’s not possible. She probably forced herself on him.” “Yeah, look at how big she is. Why would anyone want to kiss her?” “I’d rather eat vomit. I can’t even picture how annoying it would have been for Leon.” Everyone had something to say, and no one considered how harsh their words were. I clenched my fists, my nails digging into my palm.

I messed this up. "Girl, you have to get yourself together! You know how many girls in the world would kill to sit in that chair you are sitting on, next to me! Billions! And here you are being like, uh... Ummm... Bullshit! You are not a baby! I don't care if your parents are divorcing or dead... Or if your boyfriend dumped you and he never wants to see you again! We all go through shit! But that doesn't make us shitty at work!"

What the hell is wrong with him? ~~~

No way to clean this up in time. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK."

I sit back in my seat and open my legs widely and take a deep breath emitting boredom. “I’m a demon.”