Ah Bullshit Novels & Stories

I muttered under my breath. "I'm sorry, did you say something?" Axel asked. I raised my head to look at him and held his gaze. There wasn't a single iota of remorse behind those ocean eyes of his. "Bullshit," I spat, mouthing that syllables as could be. "You're the bullshit." "Quit acting like a hormonal teenager, Asher," he dismissed, "Do you really want to do this here?" I chuckled bitterly, "What do you know? You've been a hormonal teenager all your life."

“What is bullshit? What exactly is bullshit?” “The fact that you're using me as an excuse for what you did. Are you really trying to tell me you thought I would be angry and turn you away when you would be holding our injured child? My son! My son for fucks sake, Fabian! “But you went to that bitch’s house instead and now you're telling me you did it for me. That exactly is bullshit. Fucking bullshit.” He let out a chuckle but more or less a confused one. With his fingers, he combed through his hair and placed the other on his hip. “I really don't understand what I did that was so bad. I just wanted to give you space to calm down–”

"Bullshit. Something happened with Bentley, didn't it? Or Miles? Since when are there so many guys in your life?" "Breathe before you give yourself a hernia." I laugh, quirking an eyebrow at him. "And no, I'm allowed to feel like shit sometimes and skip school." "Physically or mentally?" he asks me skeptically. "Bit of both, I guess." It is half true. He sits on the end of the bed, watching me. "What's wrong?" "I can't talk to you about it," I admit honestly. "You won't get it." "Try me."

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

He just smiled disdainfully and said, "Don't be so confident. Maybe your so-called supreme poison will be the same as the bullshit poison just now. It won't affect me." "Come on, cut the crap. I'll open my mouth and wait!"

“Seriously? That didn't even really hurt. I mean, compared to what you did to my hoo ha, or my butt.” No, she didn't – again – I groan inwardly. This is slowly outgrowing the term running gag, and bordering on torture. “Your what?” Bella grins back at me over her shoulder. “My hoo ha.” “I'm sure that's not a real word.” “It is, I looked it up, it's in the urban dictionary, so it's technically a word.” And that's the answer from someone who's an English Lit major. “With what, two entries? Compared to the ten pages of unnecessary explanations for 'cunt' and

Meanwhile, I was so broke I could barely afford food. I gritted my teeth. No longer caring about dignity, I raised the megaphone I was holding. "Mason Rivers failed to get into the university three times in a row. How could he possibly have developed a new nanomaterial with that kind of research? Bianca White did the research and then wrote the academic paper for him! This behavior seriously undermines the fairness of the admissions system. I demand that the university investigate this thoroughly and punish them both accordingly!" Quite a few students stopped to watch, and more and more scrutinizing gaze fell on them.

He was confused at her reaction and didn’t know how to respond to it as he stood on his ground staring at her blankly. “What sick jokes are you playing? Answer me!” he yelled while the woman sat comfortably in her chair with a coffee cup in her hand. She sipped from it ever so slowly and said to him “You are getting nothing you fool.” “See that’s your problem, Sarrah. You think everyone is beneath you.” He said pointing at her face and enraged with her statement. He came closer to where she was seated and said again. “But don’t forget, there are higher beings above you.” Saying that, he went out of the house quickly, leaving Sarrah alone in the living room.

I retorted, my voice surprisingly steady despite the tremor in my hands. “I apologized! It’s not even my fault! It was a misunderstanding, a miscommunication from both ends! And still, I apologized! And without uttering a word, I stood here and listened to all the bullshit you spewed! You don't even know me, yet you slut. shamed me, said every nasty thing you could to humiliate me. Still, I didn't say a word, just apologised again and again. What more do you want from me? You know what? A woman like you doesn’t deserve such special treatment. You are a bully, and a mean, narcissistic bitch!”

one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five What the fuck. What the fuck?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THE FUCK WAS THAT!? one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST HEAR? Was that her mother's justification for abusing her?