Ah Bullshit Novels & Stories

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

I moved to slam the door in his face, but a large palm halted its progress. "Oh no, you don't get to insult me and the flounce off in a huff, babe. I call bullshit." "I beg your pardon. Are you calling my feelings bullshit?" Oh 'jerk' was way to kind a word for the asshole standing in from of me. "I'm calling this whole 'I need space' routine bullshit." His voice was on the rise again. Luckily my neighbours worked the nightshift. "I'm saying this attempt at dating Zack, the boring as hell accountant, is bullshit. That guy will have you in a twin-set and pearls before you can blink and that isn't you."

“WHAT THE FUCK, DO YOU REALLY STAND STRIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF THAT MOAN!” “WHAT THE FUCK!!!”

Monica only wanted to buy bread, and it wasn't like he would enter a battlefield, well in the mind of everyone, this might be another kind of battlefield in the minds of everyone. "Believe in me! Believe in me, that believes in me," Monica said of some nonsense while pointing his thumb toward himself. Nana, Mea, and Maiko were in awe at how illogical these words were, but they had to admit that this guy was very handsome at this moment. "What do you want? I will get it," Monica said and in truth, he was also quite curious about the yakisoba pan that usually appeared in the story. "I want chocolate bread!" Maiko said.

I'm so fucked. *****************************************

"Eddy, don't think you're all that. In my eyes, you're nothing but a pile of shit!" Eddy was stunned to hear Caroline say something so crude. After a long while, he turned red with rage. "Unrefined! You're so vulgar, Caroline! It seems you've been tainted after spending so much time with that lout of a husband you have. You're even becoming so boorish!" Caroline smiled mockingly. "Yes, we're unrefined and boorish. But compared to you, a well-dressed beast, we're at least living honestly!"

Some word Ackwood likes to paraphrase. BS is a lean fellow, who has a dusty brown hair and a face that looks like a dog's. "Bullshit, since when did you start eating chocolate as desserts, Aus?" BS asks, as he picks at Austin's molar. "Since my protegee started serving it to me, BS." "Bullshit. It's torture." "Bullshit. It's a happy worry." "Okay. Sounds like you love it. So you must love her. So you must be in love."

I am insane, literally. ----

Holy shit. ​

Really listen. “Somewhere that’ll bring the badass out of you.”