Alex Jones Im Retarded Novels & Stories

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

I asked as my eyes lingered on him and Jane from time to time. “If I wanted to continue, I would have done that when I rose to my feet,” he stated with a sigh. “But no, I choose to let him run like the coward he was.” “I always thought Courtney was a psychopath for real,” Jane clicked her tongue immediately her gaze met that of Alex. “But after seeing what you did today, I knew that you just happened to be an upgraded version of her.” “Jane Frederick, you should know when to speak and when to be silent, I should not be telling you this again.” From the look of things, the only thing stopping him from hitting Jane was me.

James answered. "This economy? It's the 21st century. America couldn't be greater. With the government taking a medium amount for tax rate,what could the problem possibly be?" I stopped talking because they were looking at me as if I had lost my mind. Unable to bare the silence anymore I asked "What is with the faces?" "Did you just say 21st century?" James asked and I noded my head in a way of saying yes. "The doctor didn't mention that you are now retarded." Jeff with a bit of British accent said. I did not know what his problem was but he was about to learn the hard way that I never take trash when it's been thrown at me.

Jane was his childhood friend, she used to belong in the mafia with him. “It is me, you idiot!” Jane shouted, punching his arms. ”Do you want to tell me that you came all the way to New Orleans just to commit suicide?” “No, it's more than that.” Alex slurped.” I came for a business trip but guess what? It failed.” He said bursting into laughter. Jane frowned. “And is that supposed to be funny? You've become so soft, this isn't the Alex that I used to know.” “Yes.” Alex countered, nodding his head. “I’m a failure now. I recently just found the first girl I fell-liked, but guess what? she doesn't even remember me due to her memory loss.”

“Jake... he rejected me. Laughed at me, Alex. Said I had no experience, that I was basically clueless. His roommate heard and joined in. It was mortifying. I feel so... stupid. Useless.” Alex’s jaw tightened, but his eyes stayed soft. He reached out, hesitating for a second before squeezing my knee gently. The touch was warm through my thin dress. “That guy’s an asshole. You’re not stupid or useless. Experience isn’t everything. Plenty of people figure it out as they go.”

“She really had low standards. What's your point?” “People will misunderstand if they see us like this.” “You know that for someone as intelligent as you are, you talk too much.” “Yeah right.” He grunted, pressing his lips together. He had never won an argument against Jade and he had no chance of ever winning. “Don't worry. The black swan can never end up with the ugly duckling.” “I am not an ugly duckling.” “I am not a black swan.” “Wait, what?” “Keep going, Shawn. You didn't hear anything.”

"Women will never want me!" A very fat JoJo lay by the side, to entire to raise his head and look at Alex, he just wagged his tail and let it drop. Alex shoved another spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, wincing at the ice cream came in contact with the sensitive part of his teeth, he swallowed quickly. "Fuck my teeth!" He cursed angrily. "Not only am I single, but Ross has chosen to send me to the commentary section again." "Want to know one annoying fact JoJo?" Not getting any reaction he continued. "I am not just tired of this life, I am also tired of masturbating! I have beaten my meat more times than I pee in a day!" He shouted eyes closed tight.

Ethan said between clenched teeth. "That's exactly what I'm saying, honey. Omicrons can see the future when provoked and we can invade into the underworld, without being trapped in. I know I can survive it", Accalia said but Ethan interrupted her. "Are you listening to yourself? You could barely survive the first change,talk more of visiting the underworld. Do you realize that you're not fully recovered? And being in the underworld for a minute without control can make one insane?", Ethan said in a burst of frustration.

He whispered in a mocking tone, deliberately raising his voice so the few pairs of eyes that had begun to glance our way could hear him. “Are you trying to trap me by pretending to be my savior, Emma?” Alex looked at me with a condescending gaze. "Remember your place now. You’re a barren woman! Let me make it clear once more so you remember: You’re barren! Rex Anthony is just using your empty womb as his contract slave. Haha... A slave? It fits a woman like you perfectly.” "Look at your so called honorable husband," Alex sneered, pointing at the TV. "A billionaire like him must have other mistresses who are far more perfect out there. I’m sure you’re just a poor, disposable trophy wife, read

"No one would believe in your words even if you begged them if I say you were responsible for the fall!" "Were you angry? What can you do to me even if you are angry? You are just a trophy wife on paper with no importance!" "Who do you think you are to even marry Austin Jones? Desperate bitch!" "Are you worthy to be a member of the Jones family? You pathetic piece of shit!" "Slums like you didn't deserve to even step into the Jones family! Let alone become the second young lady!" ... The moment the video and Audio clips were released, the city was in an uproar, and it instantly became a piece of explosive news on the internet.