Novelas y relatos de Alice In Wonderland Parody

Amelia asked with a frown. " You would have been very mad at me when you see me dance after you have warned me severally to stop. I guess this accident made you forget that dancing is not meant for people like us". Allison said dabbing at her sweat with a towel as she sips water from from a glass on her dressing table. " We are meant to be entertained and not to entertain others, That's the best way that I can sum it up". Allison said as she sat on the bed. " Are you bord? What brings you to my room"?. Allison asked.

It was probably the bravest thing she'd ever done. 'That's one small step for a man,' Alice thought of the Neil Armstrong quote and smiled despite the situation she was in. "What's funny?" Dylan asked her. He looked genuinely confused. "Do you think the moon landing was faked?" Alice asked him. He made a scoffing sound. "What a ridiculous question. Would you like a tea, coffee, tinfoil hat, perhaps?" "Please may I have a coffee?" Alice asked. She didn't want one, but he'd have to faff about with the expensive-looking coffee machine, and that would take time.

Norman did not hesitate to throw Alice flying far away, Norman's strength was able to surprise Justin and the Prince who was currently chasing Alice, maybe the daughter of the god and goddess couple was unconscious. "Alice! Wake up!" Justin shook Alice's frail body, her eyes closed. "Don't try to play with me," said Norman. "It seems you have to learn a lot from me, what is teleportation and real disguise," a woman's voice now entered the middle of the bad situation. Justin immediately turned his head, reaching Alice who was sitting in Norman's crystal chair. Seeing Alice who was fine, Norman turned to Justin who was trying to wake Alice up. "What's this?!" Norman turned to the two Alices in

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she asked excitedly. "Mommy?" Lucius muttered in disgust. "Lulu?" I echoed, just as horrified. Alice didn't seem to care about the weird interaction between us grown-ups. She eagerly invited me to sit between them because her show was apparently at the most exciting part—something about a talking dog finding a treasure, which was apparently a big deal. "Wow, that's amazing, sweetheart. Really amazing," I said, pretending to be impressed. Alice's face lit up even more. "What's so amazing about the treasure being the power of friendship or some crap like that?" Lucius muttered under his breath.

“Just do it.” “Pleeeease, I’m begging you—” Alice beseeched him. “Shush. Take off your underwear,” Adam ordered. Alice tutted, dropping her phone hand to her knee. She was tempted to just throw the darn thing down the toilet. “Okay,” Alice said at last. She had been planning to fake the whole thing, but that would probably wind up being more difficult than partaking for real. She slipped off her panties, telling him, “They’re off.”

Linus said “That will be amazing” Alice smiled “Then let’s go” Linus win-ked “Finally getting you clothes,,” Alice smiled at Beauty but she didn’t react ** “We are here” Linus said as he st©pped the car In front of a mall,it was written BABY WONDER LAND “Wonder land?” Alice asked and faced him He nodded “How did you find this place?” Alice asked “I always p@ss this road,,so,,,come on let’s go” Linus said and they both got down from the car.

*Adele's point of view* "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Alice in Wonderland! Happy birthday to you!" everyone sang together while the Alpha and I held our little princess in our arms. Their voices filled the large pack house with warmth and laughter. It was like time had moved fast in the past few years. A smile spread across my face as Cindy stepped closer to Alice and asked gently, “Alice, can you tell us and show us how old you are now?”

Stefen understood what she meant and looked towards Jack hinting him to speak. "Yes of course," Jack said getting the hint. Jasmine sat on the chair closest to her facing Stefen in the opposite direction, while Alice sat beside him. "Hey I'm Jack but not Dawson,” Jack winked and spoke in a very husky way. "I'm Jasmine but not the flower,” she simply replied and gave a sarcastic smile. "And I am Alice but not from Wonderland." Alice spoke, rolling her eyes at Jack. "Come on Alice, stop trying to fool me, we both know you are MADLY in love with me. Just admit it," Jack tried to mock her.

The girls agreed and chanted the magic words under the full moon, waiting for the book to open. They waited and waited but nothing was happening. "I told you it was nothing but a myth we…" Alice was cut short by Alicia's scream. "Oh gracious goddess! Alice, look at that!" Alice's face was greeted by the bright rays of light that emanated from the book. "Sacred book, take us to wonderland." Alice was yet to get over the shock of the book opening, when she suddenly found herself in a place that looked nothing like the vampire or wolf world. "Wow!" Alicia gushed over the scenery.