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"No, way! I don't want Heaven to marry that guy Tita, Tito!" I'm kinda shock when Ethan spoke, I didn't expect him to speak like that. "And I don't want Ethan to marry that girl Tita, Tito!" Mom and dad look disappointed. "Why are you always against each other's marriage? Are you two--" I don't know why I suddenly think of this right now but I don't care anymore! "W-We have a relationship! I love Ethan that's why I don't want him to marry another girl!" I turned my gaze to Ethan, he looked shock but then he suddenly held my hand. "Y-Yeah, Heaven is right, mom! We love each other that's why I don't her to marry him! The girl I want to marry is Heaven!" "WHAT??" "I thought you two are just friends..." "Best friend..."

In a world where love and danger intertwine, Catherine Delarasma's life spirals into chaos when her grandmother is brutally attacked, forcing her into a desperate bid for money. Torn between her feelings for her professor, Vincent, and the hospital owner, Calvin—who are secretly twin brothers—Catherine finds herself entangled in a web of passion, betrayal, and dark family secrets. As she navigates her newfound life in Canada, she discovers a twin sister, also named Catherine, whose rebellious spirit ignites jealousy and rivalry. With their father, Debbie, lurking in the shadows and plotting against the twins, the stakes rise. When love turns into sacrifice, can Catherine protect those she cares for, or will her family's greed tear them apart forever? Prepare for a gripping tale of loyalty, ambition, and the lengths one will go to for love.

I never thought I'd fall for a CEO, but it all started with a mistake. A one-night stand that turned into something more. I didn't expect to see him again, but life had other plans. As we spent more time together, I found myself drawn to him in ways I never imagined. But we couldn't be more different with his high-powered job and my more humble background. Our relationship was filled with challenges, and my entire life changed as a result of that mistake. I had to confront my past and my fears to make things work. As our love grew more profound, I realized that one-night stands that turn into relationships are more common than we think. But would our love be enough to overcome the obstacles that stood in our way? Or would our differences prove too significant to overcome?

Lylia was a simple girl from the province of Abueña. She lost her parents at a young age, leaving her to care for her ailing sibling. Life's hardships forced her to mature quickly, and she had to find ways to provide for her sister and their daily needs, so she decided to open a small eatery near the cockfighting arena.   However, after she discovered that her parents had a significant debt to Raze, the barangay captain, she was forced to accept his deal, to marry him in exchange for half of the debt. If she refused, he would have their house and eatery, their only source of income, demolished.   Unknown to others, Lylia would also serve as Raze's maid to pay off the remaining debt.   Raze was known as a miserly and strict captain in Barangay Abueña. He was very strict when it came to implementing and approving projects, especially when it came to the use of barangay funds. He had been away for a long time, but he still monitored what was happening in the barangay. What others didn't know was that he was a secret billionaire, owning airlines, hotels, and resorts in the Philippines, catering exclusively to those of noble blood.   Upon his return, he saw the woman in the picture he had been shown—Lylia, the daughter of the family who had a huge debt to him—at the cockfighting arena. This sparked his playful plan, to force her to marry him. Could their deal turn into something real, or would one of them be left heartbroken and alone?

WARNING!!! Mature Content /SPG/ R18+ Farah Jimenez was shocked when she witnessed how an unknown woman was killed. The man who killed that woman is none other than Lance Dominguez, a very rich and influential businessman not only in the country but also in whole of Asia. He threatened to kill her family and sell her to the club if she reported what she saw. Even against her will, she agreed when he told her he wanted her to be his bedwarmer in exchange for saving his father's life. She was so afraid of him that she did nothing but to obey his wishes. But as time goes by, she gets to know Lance's true personality. At the same time she also discovered what really happened the night she witnessed the murder. How will Farah accept the truth that will change her life and beliefs forever?

La vie de Lauren est bouleversée lorsque son conjoint qu’elle a choisi l’a quittée pour son conjoint destiné. Elle l’avait abandonné pour un Alpha plus puissant. Son retour dans leur vie a privé Lauren de tout et ne lui a rien laissé. Attristée et abattue, elle est partie parce qu’elle ne peut pas supporter la grande douleur de la trahison. Vu les circonstances, elle est revenue et elle a trouvé un allié, Alpha Sébastien, qui est à la fois remarquable et respecté. Roi sans trône, il règne à la fois sur le monde des humains et celui des loups. Il est aussi l’adversaire implacable de son ancien conjoint. Leur mariage est extraordinaire. Il est un homme froid, elle n’est pas son genre. L’amour n’est pas dans leur agenda. Mais pourquoi est-elle émue quand elle l’appelle ? Pourquoi semble-t-il son salut quand il la regarde ? Il s’avère que ses ennemis sont les moins préoccupants. Le plus dangereux est le feu allumé entre eux, ce qui pourrait les enflammer d’amour et de passion ou les détruire. N.B. : ce livre contient deux volets. Volet 1 : Alpha et son Luna Contractant Volte 2 : Alpha et son Conjoint Choisi

Naging ampon ang isang batang babae nang dahil sa mapaminsalang plane crash. Gayundin, ang isang lalaki na babago sa buhay niya.Sa kasamaang palad, kasalanan ng tatay ng batang babae kung bakit naulila ang lalaking ito. Eight years old pa lamang siya nang dalhin siya sa Tremont Estate ng lalaking sampung taon ang tanda sa kanya. Akala niya noong una, dinala siya dito ng lalaki dahil sa kabutihang puso nito, hindi niya alam na nandito siya para pagbayarin ng kasalanan ng kanyang ama.Sampung taong inisip ng babaeng ito na may galit sa kanya ang lalaki, dahil mabait at maingat ito sa ibang tao pero masama ito sa kanya... Ipinagbawal sa kanya ng lalaki na tawagin siyang 'kuya'. Kailangan niyang tawagin ang lalaki sa pangalan nito - Siya si Mark Tremont, paulit-ulit niyang sasambitin ang pangalan na Mark Tremont hanggang sa tumatak ito sa kanyang isipan...

“Oh my… ang aking Kapitan! Mabuti naman naalala mo ako! Hmp malapit ng magtampo sa’yo si Lola. Ilan taon na din ang nakalipas.” Sabi ni lola ng may pagtatampo sa kaniyang tinig. “Magagawa ba naman kitang tiisin, ikaw ata ang pinaka-mamahal kong Lola!” nakangiti kong sagot kay Lola sabay yakap sa kaniya. Habang masaya akong bumabati kay Lola ay isang pigura ng babaeng nakatalikod ang unti-unting tumayo at nakangiting humarap sa amin. Si Yvette. Hindi ko inaasahan na dadating siya ngayong araw. Nakangiti siya pero makikita sa kaniyang mata ang kakaibang lungkot, isang damdamin na kahit anong tago ang gawin ay hindi niya maitatanggi. Si Yvette ang dati kong karelasyon at muntik ko ng mahalin matapos kong aliwin ang aking sarili ng malaman kong naging boyfriend ni Karmela si Andrew. Tumaas ang kilay ko ng makita ko siya. Wala naman akong pakielam sa kaniya pero knowing Yvette? Paniguradong gagawa siya ng eksena at ayokong matakot si Karmela dahil sa kaniya. Lumapit siya sa akin at nag beso. Nakangiti niya akong binati ngunit may halong pait sa kaniyang boses “My Captain Xian Herrera… its nice to see you again. Ang tagal na din ng huli nating pagkikila” may panunuya siyang tumingin kay Karmela at mapait ng ngumiti sa kaniya “siya ba? Siya ba ang dahilan kung bakit hindi mo ako sinuyo? Kaya naman pala bigla kang nawala sa picture. May bago ka na palang pinagkaka-abalahan!” Nang marinig ko ang sinabing iyon ni Yvette ay alam kong hindi lang iyon simpleng pagpuna. Naramdaman ko sa kaniyang boses ang matinding hinanakit. Kinapitan ko ng mahigpit ang kamay ni Karmela at tinignan siya na parang sinasabing “ huwag kang mag-alala hindi kita pababayaan.”

MATURE CONTENT! Sabrina was forced to drop out of school and find a job due to poverty. Life dealt her a double blow when her parents died one after the other, and her sibling disappeared. She needed to find work to support herself and save for tuition for the next semester. She ended up applying for an assistant secretary position at one of the country's largest entertainment companies. Her boss was none other than Mr. Jackson Samaniego, dubbed the Devil Incarnate in the business industry. He had a bad temper, was always angry, and she was always on his bad side. But despite this, Sabrina tried to understand her boss, knowing what had happened to his wife, and she was clinging to a lifeline. But what if an event changes the course of their world? Can Sabrina withstand the brunt of his anger? Can she stay by his side and try to mend his broken heart?

Xander Martin is a man with a reputation to uphold. He's handsome, rich, young, smart and... Cassanova. It's no secret that he likes to spend time with rich women. In fact, the whole town knew he didn't want to sleep with the same girl twice. But everything changed when he accidentally had sex with a girl. Frustrated that the girl is not the hired girl he thought he was, Xander accuses her of being a spy sent by his business rival to destroy him. So, is the accusation true? Did Xander succeed in finding the girl? The most important final question, who exactly is that woman?