Ano Ang Sunod Sa English Joke

Hindi man lang ako hinawakan ng aking asawa sa aming honeymoon. Sabi niya, masyado siyang pagod at nakiusap na maghintay ako. Pero tuwing madaling-araw, palihim siyang bumababa sa basement. Kapag bumabalik siya, agad siyang naliligo para mawala ang hindi maipaliwanag na amoy. Tinanong ko siya kung ano ang ginagawa niya roon, at ang sagot niya, nag-eehersisyo siya. Pero sino namang mag-eehersisyo sa kalagitnaan ng gabi? Hindi ko na kaya. Isang gabi, nagdesisyon akong sumilip sa basement para alamin ang totoo. Hinabol niya ako at hinawakan ang pajama ko, saka pasigaw na sinabi, "Bumalik ka rito! Hihiwalayan kita kapag bumaba ka dyan!"

Le jour du divorce de Claire Leroux, une convention de divorce a fait sensation sur Internet.[En raison du dysfonctionnement sexuel de mon mari, il est incapable de remplir les obligations fondamentales et de me satisfaire]Cette nuit-là, Claire a été entraînée dans une voiture. L’homme lui a mordu les lèvres et lui a dit avec un regard féroce : « Que je sois dysfonctionnel ou non, tu pourras le vérifier ce soir. »Après le divorce, Claire s’est transformée en styliste internationale avec d’innombrables beaux hommes autour d’elle.En la voyant entourée de plus en plus d’hommes, cet ex-mari froid et indifférent ne pouvait plus rester les bras croisés. Quand il était libre, il allait la chercher. D’un ton autoritaire et doux, il a dit :« Chérie, rentre à la maison avec moi, d’accord ? »« Monsieur, l’amour tardif est aussi insignifiant que l’herbe. »« Tu as raison, mon amour ne vaut rien, mais je sais que j’avais tort, reviens... »

The wind blows to give a sign that the blue moon goddess has appeared in the night sky. Gisella froze when she saw what was in front of her."She killed your sister, this human. why are you just silent?" snapped a woman with knee-length black hair"I, I don't understand what you're talking about?. I didn't kill anyone," argued Grisella. she was stunned because the blue-eyed man was staring at her nowThe wolf's howling was then heard clearly, singing along to accompany the night's silence amidst the lush forest."What are you waiting for, she's a heartless human being," insisted that woman again. Gaze at Grisella with hate. Meanwhile, the blue-eyed man, with fur that had appeared all over his body, was silent."I can not," said the man with blue eyes began to voice, "I can not. She's my mate," repeated the man in his sad voice."What? She who killed your brother, how could she, your mate? You choose her, or your clan?" repeated the woman. What is the man's answer ????

Shaina’s past relationships were all terrible. The last man she loved and trusted was having an affair with her cousin. Even worse, she was framed as the betrayer. Shaina swore that she would never love again; she’d let hell loose for those who broke her heart. But a night of mistakes was all it took to change her mind. She gave birth to a pair of cute twins. She was overwhelmed with the fact that her children’s unknown father was not just handsome but also a genius. They definitely took after him. “Mommy, don’t worry, we can help you find our father,” said five-year-old, Adrian. Shaina felt like she’d have a heart attack due to her son’s response. Instead of being disappointed because she didn’t even know their father, the kids were excited to find this man. Too many questions needed to be answered when she came back with her children. Where should she start if she can’t remember even the face of the man who impregnated her?

Shanala Arunika adalah gadis dengan hidup yang mengerikan. Di balik senyum ramahnya tersimpan pikiran yang kusut dan rumit. Dia tak akrab dengan ibu kandungnya. Sang ibu membencinya, lebih sayang pada kakaknya. Dia dapat trauma fisik dan mental semenjak kecil. Dia mencoba baik-baik saja meski hatinya runtuh setelah diusir sang ibu di usia 18 tahun. Dia hidup menyambung napas dari hari ke hari. Saat usianya 19 tahun, dia berhasil menjadi pramugari maskapai nasional, Nusantara Airlines. Hidupnya mulai terasa indah dan bermakna. Bahkan, dia memiliki kekasih seorang pilot bernama Ganta. Namun, semua berubah saat orang-orang dari masa lalunya mulai muncul lagi. Sang kekasihpun mulai berubah. Sanggupkah dia tertabrak badai kedua kehidupannya? Seberapa kusut dan mengerikannya hidup Shanala? Bagaimana jati dirinya sampai sang ibu membenci Nala mati-matian? Adakah seseorang yang menolongnya? Adakah pahlawan yang akan mengentaskan kesedihannya?

Dahlia is a sweet and a loving wife to her husband, Travis Monte Cristo, a CEO of MC Inc. 5 years of being married, Dahlia feels like she is in heaven.They are both madly in love to each other and she feels euphoria. When just Dahlia thinks her marriage life is perfect, she finds out that Travis is having an affair with another woman, nothing hurts more when she finds out the other woman is her best friend, Emery. Will she stay and fight for her love or will she go, forget everything and start a new life?

Cresia doesn't believe in afterlife, even more so in heaven or hell. But suddenly, she died at the only age of twenty-nine when she accidentally saved a little girl from getting hit by a car. She didn't know the exact reason why, but she ended up saving the girl. She woke up after the accident only to find out she was already a soul. According to Kairos, a mysterious man who introduced himself as her death angel, her body is still in the ICU. But after sixty days, she will die and her soul will go straight to hell. But because of what she did to save the little girl, Cresia was given a chance to still enter heaven. But if only she will be able to fulfill the mission given to her in sixty days. And her mission—she had to watch over a high school student named Caren who according to Kairos, was a younger version of her. In the middle of her mission, she crossed paths again with Lenos—the only man who broke her heart. She discovered he was Caren's Math teacher, he was the father of the child that she saved that night, and the most shocking of the things, he could see her just like Caren. Suddenly, all the feelings she had for Lenos, together with all the memories they had together came back to her...

Pagkatapos masawi sa pag-ibig ang bilyonaryong si Maximus o mas kilalang Axis, ay nagdisisyon siya na tumira sa mountain province at piniling maging isang magsasaka. Sa lugar na 'to ay nagawa niyang makalimutan ang panlolokong ginawa ng ex-girlfriend niya. Subalit sa 'di inaasahang sandali ay dumating sa buhay niya si Abigail, ang dalagang spoiled brat na laking America. Magagawa kaya nitong pasukin ang puso niya? Paano kung sa ugali pa lang nito ay nalagyan na niya ng ekis ang pangalan nito?

What if you're broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONTENT She considered herself as Andrew's number one fan. Andrew Scott, a famous actor, and has always been the most beautiful highlight of Lana's fangirling years. She dreamed of seeing and embracing him. She dreamed of marrying him. But she never once thought in her fangirl life that all her dreams and fantasies about Andrew could have even more thrilling and romantic scenes. It was more than what she thought. But it wasn't easy because she knew for a fact they were from different worlds, so she was forced to stay away. But destiny has always had its own way of reuniting hearts set for one another. Because Lana met the young man again three years later. And this time she knew she could do nothing more, but introduce Andrew to Andrea, their daughter. The fruit of a nightly fulfillment of all of Lana's fantasies about her admired actor.