Anong Tawag Jokes

Celebrating your birthday means you acknowledge your existence as a human here on earth. But what if your special day in life turns into nightmare that haunts you forever? What would you do? Kimberly Jade Quesada loves to celebrate her birthday every year eversince she was a child. Lahat halos ng gusto niyang regalo ay nakukuha niya magmula sa mga damit, gadgets at kahit na ang presensya ng kanyang mga magulang na abala sa trabaho ay nagagawa siyang paglaanan ng oras sa kanyang kaarawan. Ito ang petsa na palagi niyang inaabangan kada taon kung saan nakukuha niya ang lahat at nararamdaman niya ang pagmamahal ng mga taong nakapalibot sa kanya. Pero paano kung ang mismong petsa na minamahal-mahal niya ay unti-unting maglaho at mapalitan ng pagkamuhi at pagkasuklam? Anong gagawin niya? "No matter how many times we argue, I still think that you are the best and will always be the greatest mom here on earth," saad ko kasabay ng pagdausdos ng luha sa gilid ng mga mata ko. "Open your eyes for me, Hyacinth. Mama, hayaan mo naman akong makabawi sayo," pakiusap ko pa habang nakayapos sa malamig at nababahiran ng dugo niyang katawan. She loves to celebrate birthdays not until binawi ng langit ang dalawang regalong ibinigay sa kanya.

Sabi nila, may isang taong nakatadhana sa atin. Isang tao na siyang inilaan para makasama natin sa habang buhay pero hindi nila nabanggit na bago natin mahanap ang tamang tao para satin ay makakatagpo muna tayo ng mga tao na aakalain nating " siya na" peor hindi pa pala. Mga taong aakalain nating nakatadhana satin pero namamalikmata lang pala tayo pero kahit anong mangyari isang lang ang totoo....sa dinami-dami ng taong makikilala natin sa buhay natin, makikita padin natin kung sino talaga ang nakatadhana para sa atin.

When three people meet each other by chance a romance knocks them on their ass. ~Casey~ A 21 year old virgin working in one of the hottest night clubs in town. She may seem innocent but deep down she is a psycho who enjoys torturing people. She's never been touched by a man and she's killed the ones that have tried. She loves her only remaining family, her older sister Carrie. She has trust issues and a foul mouth. Can she find someone to match her crazy? ~Lincoln~ A 20 yr old street racer with a rough past. He is a bisexual, submissive with some masochistic tendencies. He's gorgeous and catches a lot of attention from both sexes. His cheating ex doesn't won't leave him alone almost borderline harassment. He jokes to hide the pain he bares every day. See how his life changes when he bumps into a little waitress. How will he react to a sexy, possessive man trying to gain his affections and encourage a little woman's psychotic tendencies? ~Malachi "Psycho" Sokolov~ He's a 23 yr old torture expert. He's well known in the underground and with the mafia families for using his pack of dogs during his interrogations. To the public he's a businessman, owning several nightclubs, a couple restaurants and some miscellaneous businesses. He is also bisexual and has had only a few lovers that can handle his bedroom habits. No one has really caught his attention until he sees a young man arguing with one of his staff and a new waitress that's as sweet as can be with little bit of fire and crazy. Find out if their love blooms or burns.

"Bakit ang dungis mo na naman? Tanong ni Marilyn sa pamangkin. Mula nang mamatay ang mga magulang ng bata, siya na ang kumupkop dito, naging pangalawang ina siya ng bata. "Si Dolly po kasi, sabi ko sa kanya ayoko maglaro pero nagalit siya." Tukoy ng bata sa hawak na manika. Nasundan naman ng tingin ni Marilyn ang manikang hawak nito, pero dahil walong taon palang ang kanyang pamangkin ay sinawalang bahala niya ang mga sinasabi ng bata. "Anong ginagawa ni Dolly kapag nagagalit siya?" Sinakyan ni Marilyn ang sinabi ni Maya. "Minsan tita nagpapalit po kami, minsan ako ang nasa loob ng kahon para maging manika at siya naman ay magiging tao." Naguluhan si Marilyn sa sinabi ng pamangkin, natatawang ginulo niya ang mahabang buhok nito. Ngunit isang araw ay muli niyang nakita ang isang maputing batang babae, hawak nito ang kahon kung saan nilalagay niya ang manika ni Maya. Pinagsabihan ni Marilyn ang batang babae sa pag-aakalang kukunin nito ang manika ng pamangkin niya. Pinaalis niya ang batang babae, ngumiti lang ito sa kanya. Ngiting nagbigay ng kaba sa sa dibdib ni Marilyn. Inilapag ng batang babae ang kahon at mabilis na itong tumakbo palabas ng gate. Ngunit ganoon na lamang ang hilakbot na nadarama ni Marilyn nang buksan niya ang kahon at makita ang isang manika na nasa loob. "Hindi ito totoo, Maya!"

We all know how it ends, the story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team. But this is different. Every cheerleader always dates every guy on the football team it is a "high school achievement". You know how it feels to walk down the hall and have all eyes on you, most of them envy you, some wish they were you, some wants your man and the few just would stop at nothing to drag you down. Well that's a "high school challenge" one way or the other student see school as a battle field in other to meet up with the high status, keeping up appearances, expressing themselves and getting high. Keeping up good grades is only secondary. PROM, PROM, PROM, that's what's on every girls mind and it will be embarrassing when your girls ask "who are you going with" and you say "with no one", "that's a high school walk of shame". High school is like a bed you lay. You can choose how you want to lay it, what matters is you lie on it eventually. By The story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team are just like the fairy tale story of Cinderella and her prince charming but the question is, does every story end up like that? Still, standing at the far end of the hallway was a simple introvert, trying to cook up the courage to say one word to her. He could see her laugh at her friends jokes, but can she SEE him?

Zoe's life is perfect, she doesn't have a problem in her study, she has a wonderful family who love and support her, She has a great and solid friends. But this man came in the picture and caught her attention. Simula nang dumating ito mas lalo pang kumulay ang kanyang mundo. Pero ang buhay hindi puro saya. Kahit anong pilit ayusin, kahit anong pakiusap at pagsusumamo, dadating sa punto na kailangan mo pagdaanan ang sakit para matuto.

Mich Umali Yuza, an 18 years old high schooler living in the City of Makati, has an ability to see the future and past pero kahit na anong gawin n'yang pag-iwas o pag-bago sa premonitions nya ay gano'n at gano'n pa ring ang nangyayari. Until one day in the morning she seen the future that can change her whole life. Habang tinatahak ang daan papunta sa school na pinapasukan n'ya ay may nakilala s'ya na naging parte ng buhay n'ya, s'ya nga ba ang magpapaligaya sa kan'ya? O ito ang isa sa mga sisira sa buhay na meron s'ya? Sapagkat kahit nakikita na n'ya ang future ay di nya pa rin alam kung papaano nya masusulosyunan ito. Ano na kaya ang gagawin nya? Anong pipiliin nya? Buhay nya? O ang buhay ng nagpapasaya sa kanya? Buhay o kamatayan? So, how she gonna solve and find the answers to everything she's facing right now?

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.

At first, I thought life was so easy but as the years had passed, I realized that life is obnoxious, specially for those poor who pray every day to win in a lottery. Since I was a kid, I already had carried a big responsibility in my arms, sometimes making me question myself whether I was born to live happily or the other way around. My mom and father had a divorce when I was a kid, and unluckily, she made me choose between her and papa. And now, too bad but I regretted nothing. On that day, I chose my dad, and never in million of years would I become jealous to my sister (who had chosen mom) just because she is rich and can buy anything she wants. I was used at buying my only basic needs, securing the rest of my money for future because I know I will still be the only one who can benefit at the end. I was just living peacefully, without having any regrets and doubts, but there is a man named Spencer whose arrogance could reach the planet Jupiter. And I can't deny he got the looks that made everyone to flicker after him. But never in million years would I become fluttered just because of silly and corny jokes from him. But I became tongue-tied for predicting everything. Because I was wrong for judging him like that.

Four years ago, she meet a man in a place where high illegal people exist. A place where she saw those beautiful dark eyes that make her gape and awe at the same time. She was so enthralled with the man's aura na hindi niya na alam kong anong ipapangalan sa nararamdaman niya. And then unexpected things happened that made her choose to stayed with a guy who is a stranger to her yet give her an extraordinary feeling. The guy is really are an eye capture. And no matter how confuse she is of what she feels towards him. Still the fact remain that he can make her happy by just only his presence. And just when she thought that everything was perfect. Things happened so fast. He left and gone with no trace and even a hint where to find him. He left her hanging with her feelings that she didn't know what to name for. Left only nothing but the necklace and the unexplainable feeling he gave her. Until she lost track with him. Four years had passed still the unexplainable feelings remained. And when faith help her, she was beyond happy. But now, while watching the man who's kissing another girl. She cannot stop her heart by breaking into pieces. All the questions has now been answered. She's in love, yet it broke her heart knowing that the man she loved can't love her back. She saw how his eyes glow in happiness, and the reason behind that is not her. And no matter how it kills her she accepted defeat for the first time. Her name is Lorraine, a name that is too innocent yet hide a personality that anyone should fear of. She's lethal. A fighter. No one can defeat her. But LOVE does.