Fifty Shades Of Ugly
Over the years, Arc had grown more confident, but his grouchy side still surfaced occasionally.
"I miss Arc the Orc, the old you who was actually funny," Chelsea teased.
Arc chuckled. "You'd behave like a little brat if you met him now."
"Little?" Chelsea protested. "I've grown a lot since then."
Arc grinned. "I'm still taller, though."
Chelsea complained, "That's because you're ridiculously tall. Why is that?"
Arc teased, "Maybe it's because you're too short?"
Chelsea shot back, "I'm 5'6", which is average for a man."