Batman Immature Novels & Stories

The other party reasoned resolutely. “No. You see. We’re both Anitos. And in all honesty, I’m younger than you. And weaker than you.” “How come?” The boy was pouting and his face really looked sour. He looked like he was badly insulted, like a kid constantly compared to his more capable sibling and downplayed by his parents. Baram muttered, “Didn’t you chase away the bad creatures with just a word of yours? It’s cool. And you made it look so easy. But I will never be able to do that.”

Omar stated while giggling, with his fingers dancing along his mother’s arm. “I think your daddy’s costume was scary. Wasn’t he dressed like Deadpool?” Amy glanced down at her little boy, who shook his head. “No, daddy wore the Deadshot costume from Suicide Squad. His fake machine gun kept poking him in his butt.” Omar reminded his mom of more tragically funny things that happened that Halloween night.

“At least no one’s tried to bite the mailman yet.” Rain blinked. “...Yet?” I flopped onto the couch between them all. “I swear, if this kid turns into a bat during a tantrum, I’m out.” Matt patted my shoulder. “Nah, you’ll stick around. You love our weird little monster pack.” “I do,” I said grudgingly. “But I’m still not cleaning blood out of the carpet again.” Rain grinned. “That’s fair.” Rain gave me a side-eye as I collapsed onto the couch beside him. “You want me to start Googling vampire puberty or…?”

, Ace of Diamonds told her son. “You forgot the other planets and Gotham city”, the boy murmured. “And to the other eight planets and and Batman's city. I love you more than that baby boy. Now you are relieved of your duty, soldier. Report to the bed chambers and that is an order”, Ace of Diamonds humored the child. “Sir, yes Sir”, and with that he was out like a light. “Baby I need you to come home”, the brunette whispered softly. “I'll be home before you know it princess. That's a promise”, Ace of Diamonds softly assured the woman who had appeared scared.

He can wax lyrical about Peter Parker for hours and I’m hoping this will be enough to distract him. “Peter’s only a boy,” Jackson says with a giggle, like I’m the silliest person on the planet. “But Batman is old like you.” Ouch. I’m not sure that 26 can be classified as teetering on the edge of the grave, but I guess to a 4-year old, it must seem pretty ancient. On par with middle-aged Batman, in fact. “Oh look, there’s your school up ahead. Are you excited to see all your friends?” I ask desperately.

I smiled at it. It was my Batman, Maxxie. And I had of course added the underwear that I hoped I would someday see him in.

Cailen found the boy in his room, already having stripped to nothing but his socks and playing with his Batman action figure, making it dive off the end of his bed and crash onto the floor. For what reason, Cailen had no idea but then again, who was he to question Batman's motives? "You ready for your bath, love?" Cailen asked, standing in the doorway to Ezekiel's room, trying to appear as though everything was alright even though he felt like throwing something at the moment. Ezekiel turned to him then looked to the floor where Batman laid, face first in the carpet. "Can Batman come?" Ezekiel asked, looking torn between bath time and playing with Batman.

Ivy nodded "I am, Batman, Mum, Dad, everyone tells Ivy that she's the cutest" "Batman who is Batman?". "Ivy's Uncle Axel is Ivy's batman, Ivy's one and only Batman". Aunt Selena started laughing "Batman huh? am not sure Axel will be thrilled to hear that from you". Ivy shook her head "No Aunt Selena, Uncle Axel is very happy, he says Ivy can call him Batman all she like". "Now that's a new one". Aunt Selena stopped smiling and patted Ivy's head "Am sorry I missed out on your birth Ivy, Sorry i wasn't there till you grew up like this".

'' shouted Anindira, holding her feet from following the Batman, ''You're a *Sapphire, you're their leader? ''Yeah,'' he replied with a proud expression. ''Then you have power?!'' Anindira asked, he deliberately showed an expression of disbelief. “Of course!” cried the Batman immediately. ''Really?!'' Anindira shouted again. She continued to make Batman messy. ''You don't believe it?!'' cried the Bat man asked with a furious expression. ''Prove it!'' shouted Anindira, challenging him with an expression that was deliberately made up to make him show what he could do more.