Beetlejuice Quotes Novels & Stories

“Too late. Consider it my good deed for the morning.” I muttered under my breath as we stepped away from the stand, the warm cup now in my hands. “You are an idiot.” Benito smiled at that, completely unbothered. “I have been called worse. Much worse, actually. Now drink up before it gets cold and you turn even grumpier.”

“I just don’t like when my stomach drops!” I laughed, ruffling both their hair. “Okay, so a zoo with lions and roller coasters. Got it.” They grinned at each other, already plotting, while Mom’s eyes softened. “By the way, you should have seen Cassie against the bad guy,” Quentin began, causing my eyes to widen. “She was like pew, pow, pow.” He said excitedly, making finger guns. “Like Batman!” Luke added helpfully. “Batman doesn't use guns.” Quentin told him kindly. “She was like… Deadpool!”

I entered Beelzebub's room and pleaded with him to release me so I could find my friends. However, Beelzebub refused, saying, "Don't bother me," which left me feeling frustrated and defeated. "What's his deal?" I mumbled, tears welling up in my eyes. Does he see me as a weak girl? I recalled hearing him tell Madam Jenna that I was weak because I couldn't fight him without getting killed, and defeating Lucifer would be a problem for me.

"I'm not!" "Yes, you are, idiot." "Stop calling me idiot!" Kyle burst out laughing, looking at them fighting like kids. "Stop fighting you idiots! You're so cute." He said. "Do you want some?" Juliette asked Lucas. "I don't like sweets." He muttered. "Ugh you're as cold as an iceberg." 🎶 Juliette arrived a little bit late at home, and the lights were off. "They must be sleeping." she mumbled to herself. She took off her shoes and went to the kitchen to drink some water.

Josh commented with a snicker when he noticed Jameson turning white. After presenting the birthday gifts, Jasper and Jameson left the stage. Adjusting his glasses with a malicious glint, Jameson commented, "Well, Mr. Beckett, I never expected you to be so clever. It was quite an effort. I'll let you win this time, but just this once." "Choose your words carefully, Mr. Schmidt," Jasper replied, lifting his chin proudly. "You didn't 'let me win'. You lost to me." "Jasper Beckett," hissed Jameson with rage in his eyes. He couldn't stand the idea of being defeated.

he quotes Becky using finger quotes, “will be here.” “Will you do that again?” I ask as I grin at him from across the table. “Do what?” He sips his coffee. “Air quote Becky,” A bubble of laughter bursts out, “You look so adorable doing that.” Grinning, he flips me off, “Be good before I put you over my knee and spank you.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mr. Palmer.” I wiggle my brows. “Jesus, I’ve created a monster.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, he shakes his head back and forth, chuckling.

"Aww. Can't you see how stressed out we are from our studies, growing up, and responsibilities? Burning stuff helps us relax. It's hella therapeutic," Jaybee replied, beaming at Oscar. He then turned to a student from another class and barked, "Oy, bring your math worksheets here! Look at how much of your soul those shits have stolen from you!"

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I shout as I hold my beer up in the air. “So, we’re going out?” Quentin asks, his eyes filled with hope. “Sure, why not?” “Yes!” Quentin shouts as he does a fist pump. “Aren’t you supposed to be offended? We’re dissing your ride.” Jade points out. “Whatever gets us out of this house and into the club with bitc…I mean some women.” We all burst, laughing at his correction. Then we each slink off to our rooms to prepare for a night of fun.

"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology." "Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma." "Shock me, say something intelligent." "You are so fat when you wear a yellow coat, people scream 'taxi'" "Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal." "You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!" "Fine! I quit, you win. Anyhow, we are going for some ice cream." Jake, at last, commits to his failure.