Best Dark Jokes

Liliana doesn't know who she was. All she knew was that her stepmother hated her and treated her so badly and she left the house in search of green pastures until she met the arrogant billionaire that saved her yet she hates him for what he usually does to her, she doesn't know the reason why he hated her. Yes Damon, a billionaire, saw a lady panting for breath without knowing that she was to the lady he had been searching for, for two years. He just helped her. When he saw her face clearly, the past started coming back by bike to him. He had one baby in his mind, Revenge. He has the power to take revenge to his fullest but was only stopped by one thing, her innocent face. The person he had loved all his life regardless of their family rift. He had to leave her after he deflowered her to search for the mystery and answer to his questions about the cause of their family rift which led to him finding Liliana that day with blood-stained over her in his father’s house. Will he unravel the past and get to the root of the matter?. Will he recover his love when a drug Lord is also in love with her?. The suspense can only be found and uprooted when he comes face to face with his rival. Will he survive it all and forgive his love and recover from the pain and anguish they have been through or let fate decides?.

Veronica Martin, One of the most talented Doctors, she is beautiful and smart but still stuck in an unfaithful marriage. Her life takes an unexpected turn when one VIP patient comes to her, Vladimir Volkov. Veronica wasn't aware of his power and did something which she shouldn't have. Results, Vladimir purchased her from her own husband and she has no idea how to deal with this situation, but one thing she realises that she shouldn't have messed with Vladimir.

To save her father’s life, Bianca agrees to a dangerous deal. She must work for Anna Adams—a powerful and feared mafia queen with no mercy for weakness. Anna controls casinos, nightclubs, and the criminal world. Everyone fears her. Bianca becomes her property—a servant, a tool, and slowly, something far more dangerous. Because Bianca is the only person who makes Anna feel human again. But Anna’s world is full of enemies. Corrupt police, hidden traitors, and jealous past lovers are always watching. Lies pile up. Trust becomes risky. And feelings grow where they shouldn’t. What starts as a deal turns into something neither of them planned—half love, half war. And in the mafia world, loving the wrong person can cost you everything.

“You called me a whore for what we did that day! And that is how you treated me,” Lara condemned starkly, sticking to her point. “You see, I was only twenty-three and I had absolutely no experience with a man like you, Christophe. You are the one who took advantage…” “I wanted you like crazy, Lara!” The assurance was harsh, immovable, no admission of fault. Her mouth twisted painfully. Christophe Moreau appeared in Lara’s life in the most vulnerable moment possible. He was powerful, strong, stunning… way too overwhelming for such a young girl like herself. So, Lara got scared and pushed away his indecent proposal, choosing a comfortable life next to Randall Anderson, her best friend. Three years had passed since her ‘no’ to Christophe. Lara Anderson is now a widow and she’s facing a terrible drama: her father is accused of stealing money from the company he’s working for. Lara knows she can’t overcome this alone… She needs Christophe’s help to avoid her father being incarcerated. Christophe is suggesting a deal that will give him what he always wanted: Lara’s body. She must have been his for three months! But Lara can't give in to Christophe's demands. To let him possess her body and soul will be to give him the ultimate revenge… because he will discover that after three years of marriage, she is still… untouched!

Dark Lands: Homecoming: Dark Lands Book 2 She can feel it in the air…they're coming for her. She fears the wolf in her blood; he is the king of them all. Can a woman who fights her inner beast let the master of the hunt rule her, too?

Takhta, harta dan wanita adalah 3 hal yang tidak dapat di lepaskan dari sosok penguasa negeri sampai rasanya itu sudah menjadi turun temurun antar kaum bangsawan. Semua orang berebut untuk mendapatkan takhta, merebut harta dan memiliki wanita, tapi tidak dengan pangeran yang satu ini. Keinginan hidup atas jerih payahnya membuatnya rela melepas statusnya sebagai pangeran mahkota, tapi sebuah kejadian membuatnya berubah menjadi sosok yang di takuti semua orang. Kejam, tiada ampun dan pemain wanita sudah melekat dalam namanya. Seluruh penjuru mengenalnya hingga ke telinga orang yang menjadikannya menjadi seperti ini. Mungkinkah orang tersebut akan kembali bertemu dengan sang pangeran untuk memperbaiki segalanya? Atau hanya akan memperburuk keadaan?

Shakira tak pernah diinginkan, dan selalu dianggap sebelah mata oleh siapa pun yang mengenalnya. Meski merupakan anak Raja berkuasa di Denmark, tak membuatnya dipandang hebat. Semua itu karena kondisi di mana dia hanya anak dari gundik seorang Raja Denmark. Shakira selalu menyadari posisinya, dan menjauh dari Kerajaan. Namun, siapa sangka ternyata dirinya terjerat pesona dengan sang Billionaire tampan. Sosok Stanley Geovan—telah berhasil memorakporandakan hati seorang Shakira.  Jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama. Itu adalah hal yang terjadi pada Shakira dan Stanley. Namun, semua tidak berjalan mulus, karena fakta baru terkuak di mana Stanley telah dijodohkan oleh Shula—kakak tiri Shakira—yang merupakan calon ratu Denmark. Skandal manis ini membuat gempar seluruh penjuru negeri. Lantas, bagaimana kisah Shakira dan Stanley? Apakah takdir menginginkan mereka bersatu? Atau mereka hanya pasangan sesaat, yang tak pernah ditakdirkan?

Jenna Goldwine, a 19 year old girl who works as witch hunter with her clan "Glaze". They prevent the rise of witches which started to create a lot of disturbances. In the midst of her hunting mission, Jenna meets two mysterious siblings who hold many secrets. A misunderstanding puts Jenna at a risk of being burned by her own clan. Will she survives from the chaos?

Imagine coming home to celebrate your 18th birthday with your family only to find out it was your wedding. This is exactly what happened to Amira Banks, a young, loving girl who was raised in an abusive household and had aspirations to further her education. When she discovered that her parents had sold her off to Andre Martini, a billionaire who should not be taken lightly, her life changed dramatically, turning her dreams into nightmares. Amira never wanted marriage or to be his wife at any cost; she will run away to pursue her dreams, but will her struggles lead her to where she wanted to be, or will they be drawn closer together as more secrets emerge?

**** BOOK 2 OF THE ASSASSIN SERIES**** Following the death of her mother at the hands of the hunter mob, Lizzy has her world turned upside down. As if finding out she was really the daughter of Alpha Lucas of the Dark Moon pack wasn't enough, her mate is a new kind of monster. Can they forge a path ahead and make their bond work, or will her father's old enemies crush them before they ever had a chance?