Best Filipino Jokes

Clay Nikolaidis: I don't know why everyone's so worried about me. I'm happy being single. H-A-P-P-Y, Happy. I don't understand why my twin sister thought her getting married and having my niece and nephew meant I felt left behind. Least of all, to the point that she decided I needed a dog… It’s a joke. She gave me a corgi and said he’s my new wingman. of a wingman, I've been striking out, and worse, just got evicted from my apartment. Now I'm staying at my cousin's place till I find a new one. This dog owes me. Xenia Rosario: I've loved everything about living in the Big Apple. Everything but my apartment seems to be big here. Shoebox apartment aside, I just became the owner of Tinkerbell, a therapy training dropout. Trust me when I say her name is meant to be ironic. She's bigger than me. This is probably how I got dragged through the park, and if I ever find the owner of that tiny dog who scared Tink, I'm giving them a piece of my mind. This is a standalone story but is the fifth book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

Sinubukan ni Samantha Hudson na kalimutan ang lalaking nakasama niya sa isang gabing pakikipagtalik noong gabi na ginugol niya sa pagpapalasing sa isang club upang makalimutan kung gaano siya nagagalit na malaman na ikakasal ang kanyang ina sa ibang lalaki. Ngunit nagsimulang maging komplikado ang lahat simula nang malaman niya na ang kanyang step-brother ay walang iba kundi ang lalaking kumuha ng kanyang pagka-birhen, si Tristan Hilton, isang bilyonaryo na kilala rin sa pagiging playboy sa kanilang lungsod. Paano nila mapipigilan ang bugso ng damdamin na puno ng pagnanasa na kanilang itinatago para sa isa't isa, lalo na at ito'y magiging isang malaking kasalanan?

Si Sydney ay iniwan ng kanyang dating kasintahan sa kadahilanang ikakasal na ito sa iba. Dahil dito ay hindi niya na nakuhang ipaalam sa nobyo na siya'y nagdadalang-tao. Sa paglipas ng anim na taon, muling pagtatagpuin ang landas nila. Ngunit kagaya ng ipinangako ni Sydney sa sarili, ay hinding-hindi na siya kailanman magpapa-apekto sa dating kasintahan na nanakit at nanloko sa kanya. Ngunit gano'n pa man, ay hindi niya habambuhay na maitatago sa anak kung sino ang ama nito, sa kadahilanang unti-unti na itong nagtatanong sa kanya.

The moment she saw Gavin Guevara, she knew he was going to fulfill what she needs and that was steamy fantasies with him. They both just wanted to have some fun, but now it's slowly turning into something more.

When Briar moves into a new house near her college campus the last thing she expects to do is fall in love.... with her neighbor's dog. She tolerates his grumpy owner to spend time with her favorite pup. She can't tell if she's getting used to him or maybe... he's getting less grumpy.

Daniel Walter took his best friend, Kira Michael to a party and slept with her right in front of his friends. Kira couldn't forget the fact that Daniel slept with her forcefully. She traveled out of the country and months later, she had twins. Daniel's children. Five years later, Kira suffered a lot to cater for her children. She finally got a job as a personal assistant to a new CEO and turned out to be Daniel. Her long time best friend. Everything turned into a mess. Daniel wanting forgiveness, a second chance and take responsibilities but Kira never wanted to associate with him not even getting close to the children he knew she had for him.

Naglalaro sila ng isang mapanganib na laro, naglilikot sa isang lugar kung saan madali silang mahuli ngunit sa tingin ko bahagi iyon ng kilig . Isang mainit na gulo. Isang mainit na boss. Isang napakaraming mainit na engkwentro na may pagnanasa na hindi mapaglabanan. Si Leslie ay parang walking ticking bomb hindi lang literal na "kapus-palad" ang ibig sabihin ng kanyang pangalan, ngunit iyon ang kuwento ng kanyang buhay. Pakiramdam niya lahat ng mahawakan niya ay biglang nagiging kalokohan. Lalo na pagkatapos ng hindi magandang pangyayari sa kanyang dating nobyo, lumipat siya sa studio na kanyang ibinahagi sa kanyang dating dahil sa panloloko na nangangahulugang bumalik siya sa bahay kasama ang kanyang teenager na parang mga magulang. Kaya naman kailangan niya ng bagong trabaho bilang personal assistant ni Damien Cameron Romano para makabangon muli. Ang tagapagtatag ng Boyce industries, Tatlong buwan sa trabahong ito at maaari na siyang lumipat at, sana ay magsimulang muli sa bagong tseke mula sa kanyang bagong trabaho. Sa papel, madali ang kanyang trabaho. Mag kape. Mag-book ng mga appointment. Panatilihing maayos ang lahat. Ngayon, wala na dahil hindi nagpapagaan ang kanyang amo sa kanyang seksing katawan at seksing mga mata. Imbes na tumutok sa trabaho niya ay walang tigil ang iniisip niya tungkol sa biglaang nakakapasong paso ng kanilang atraksyon sa isa't isa. Pero boss niya! Alam mo kung ano ang sinasabi nila tungkol sa paghahalo ng trabaho at kasiyahan: Hindi ito nagtatapos ng maayos.

BLURB After a painful teenage rejection from her crush who happens to be her father's best friend, Sophia is determined to win over his heart at all costs, especially now that she is going off to college and would be living under the same roof as Henry. He is a 40-year-old breathtakingly handsome man. He doesn't even look a day over forty. Henry is a renowned businessman and also best friend and business partner with Collin's Sophia dad. When Sophia moves in to live with him, he tries to resist the urge to be with her especially knowing all the complexity it would cause, him being twice her age and knowing Collins would adamantly kick against it, But he begins to nurture strong feelings for Sophia which is at first disguised as Jealousy and later he realizes he has fallen deeply in love with her. What would they do with this growing strong affection they have towards each other and how would they deal with all the complexity that comes with being in-love?

Rizza was kidnapped and brought to the place where Drake is living with his men. Hindi siya dinukot para ipatubos sa kanyang pamilya hindi kagaya ng mga napapanood niya sa mga drama sa telebisyon. Siya ay dinukot ng mga hindi kilalang lalaki upang bigyan ng anak na magiging tagapagmana si Drake na ayaw na mag-asawa sa takot na baka lokohin at iwan na naman ito. Pumayag kaya si Rizza sa nais ng bilyonaryong binata na bigyan niya ito ng anak na magiging tagapagmana ng lahat ng mga ari-arian at kayamanan ng pamilya nito? Paano kung tanggihan niya ang bilyonaryong binata na si Drake? Makabalik pa kaya siya sa kanyang pamilya na buhay? Kahit tanggihan niya ang bilyonaryong binata na si Drake hindi na niya matatakasan ito.

Ibinigay ko ang lahat ng mayroon ako para sa kaniya, dahil ganoon ako magmahal. Ang tanging hangad ko lamang ay isang masaya at buo na pamilya kasama siya, ang magkaroon kami ng anak, ngunit tila sa iba niya na pala tinutupad ang aking pangarap para sa amin. Ano nga ba ang kaya mo gawin kung ang lalaki na siyang nangako sa iyo sa altar na mamahalin ka ng tapat, ay patago ka na palang ipinagpapalit?