The ultimate Alpha God
Begging to escape into the world of men.
He is the only man I have ever known, and he is just a construct of zeros and ones.
Even now, millions of years old, he still has the personality of a jealous and sadistic teenage boy.
"Please, oh great and powerful one," I beg to him, eyes wide with hope.
He scoffs at my pathetic grovelling.
"Okay, let's say, just for one moment, that I agree to this insanity," he says, taking the pipe from my hand and smoking its exotic 'erbs'.