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Dahil sa kakulangan ng pondo para sa kanyang matrikula, pumasok si Emena bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan nakilala niya ang bilyonaryong si Seniorito Aries. *** Si Emena ay isang matapang at masipag na dalaga. Lumaki siya mula sa isang mahirap na pamilya. Nagtitinda ng bibingka sa eskinita. Walang ibang layunin ang dalaga kundi maiahon ang kanyang pamilya. Sa kawalan ay pumasok siya bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan makikilala niya ang isang guwapo, makisig ngunit antipatiko at topakin na si Seniorito Aries. Sa pamamasokan niya sa mansion ay kalaona'y may natuklasan si Emena na isang madilim na sikreto ng kanyang Seniorito. Kakayanin kaya niyang harapin ang kanyang among topakin at aroganteng si Seniorito Aries matapos matuklasan ang sikreto nito?

"I will make you mine. I am not Phoenix Dark Mariano for nothing." Julliana Delos Reyes is a brave and gorgeous woman. Matapos ang isang trahedya sa buhay niya ay pilit siyang ipinakasal ng kaniyang tiyahin sa lalaking hindi niya kilala. David Asuncion, made her life miserable, palagi siya nitong binubugbog at ipinapahiya sa mga nagiging babae nito. In order to protect her daughter wala siyang magawa kung 'di tiisin ang lahat ng 'yon. Not until, she met Phoenix Dark Mariano. Nakuha ng binata ang atensyon niya dahil sa kakaiba at misteryosong presensya nito. Phoenix Dark Mariano is a CEO of XV Company, ngunit nakatago ang tunay niyang pagkatao bilang Mafia Lord. Nang makita niya si Julliana ay tila nagbalik muli ang isang bangungot sa buhay niya. Gusto niyang mas makilala pa ang pagkatao nito. Ngunit paano kung malaman niyang kasal na ito at may pamilya na? Are they both willing to commit sins in order to be happy? Paano kung malaman ni Julliana ang tunay niyang pagkatao pati na ang kaniyang pakay? Kapwa pa ba nila maituturing na pag-asa ang bawat isa kung ang nakaraan nilang dalawa ay ang dahilan ng pagkasira nila?

Paano kung muling pagtagpuin ang dalawang puso na nagkahiwalay dahil sa isang kasinungalingan na parehas nilang pinaniwalaan? Bigyan kaya nila ng kapatawaran ang isa't-isa at ituloy ang naudlot nilang pagmamahalan o patuloy pa rin nilang paniniwalaan ang kasinungalingan na gawa lang ng mahal nila sa buhay?

Mina endured unimaginable pain—physically, mentally, and sexually abused by her own mother and stepfather. When she was finally rescued and placed under the care of her real father, her life slowly began to change. But the scars of her past refused to fade. The nightmares still haunted her, pulling her back to the darkness she desperately wanted to escape. And no matter how hard she tried, the dream of living a normal, peaceful life always seemed just out of reach. Because peace, it seemed, was never meant for her. Kristoff and Kenobi Sandoval—two brothers burning with hatred for Mina’s biological mother—decided to make her the target of their rage. Kenobi made it his mission to turn her college life into a nightmare. No matter what she did, no matter how hard she tried to stay out of his way, he always found an excuse to bully and humiliate her. Then there was Kristoff. The complete opposite of his brother. He was her unexpected protector—the one who always stepped in to shield her from Kenobi’s cruelty. But behind his gentle facade was a secret agenda, a hidden motive for getting close. And Mina, once again, finds herself caught in the middle of a game she never wanted to play.

On her wedding day, Elena's groom runs away, leaving her feeling embarrassed and humiliated in front of their guests and family. Ray, the only friend of the groom named Oskar, comes to her aid and offers to marry her instead. "I love you. That's why I want to marry you, not Oskar. I'm not just a replacement for today, but forever," Ray declares his love for Elena. Elena accepts Ray's proposal to maintain her reputation and move on from the painful experience. However, Oskar returns with regret and confesses his love for Elena, even though he is married to Sarah for business reasons. Oskar asks Elena to be his mistress, and they begin an affair despite their respective marriages. But eventually, Elena realizes that what she's doing is wrong, and she wants to end the relationship. Before Elena can break things off with Oskar, Ray finds out about their affair and is devastated. Sarah also learns about the affair and decides to seek revenge. "Why did you accept me if you still love him? You've hurt me, Elena. You don't really love me!" Ray expresses his disappointment and hurt over Elena's betrayal.

"I didn’t know," I said, trying to steady my voice. "And stop throwing it in my face like I planned this. Bella is my best friend. I would never do anything to hurt her or ruin our friendship." He let out a low, dark laugh. "And she has no idea how sweet her best friend tastes when she is soaking wet on my tongue." **** Aria Grace loves to play dangerous games, but nothing prepares her for the fire she feels after her one-night stand with a cold, rich, and unforgettable stranger. She thinks it is just one night until she walks into her best friend’s mansion the next morning and sees him again; Nicholas King is her best friend’s dad. Aria knows she should run far away, but she keeps running back into his arms. But when his hidden life and her mother’s old lies come crashing down, will their dangerous love survive? Author's Warning: This book is sinfully steamy and not for the faint of heart. Expect explicit adult scenes, a forbidden age-gap romance, and a dark, dominant daddy who breaks all the rules. If you're under 18 or easily scandalized, turn back now. For the bold, the curious, and the daring, welcome to your next obsession. 18+ only. Read at your own risk. NOTE: You'll also find other bonus, short stories aside the first story that are strictly 18+ as well, and contain graphic sexual contentl, hardcore sex, stepfather, double penetration, multiple partners, gangbangs, taboo fantasies, and emotional entanglements. If you cannot handle messy emotions, power games, and men who do not play fair, this story is not for you. Proceed with caution. You have been warned.

Brielle is a strong and full of dreams. She is an orphan. Since the death of her mother, she has been the mother of her siblings. But because of his father's debt, she did not expect to be the one to pay it. She married a mysterious man that she has only just met. Unbeknownst to her, he was also the owner of the coffee shop where she worked. How she can handle her situation? Is she will marry him? The cold-hearted guy?

Kalipunan ng mga maiinit na kwento ng pagnanasa, tukso, at bawal na pag-ibig. Mga kwentong magpapaalab ng damdamin at maghahatid ng init sa bawat pahina.

Catharyn Gualvez wants nothing but to strive hard in order for her to provide what her family needs. She became the breadwinner of her family the day that her father died but she didn't regret anything because for her family is more important than anyone or anything else. Xannon Clint Altamero is well-known as the cold-hearted billionaire. He wants nothing but power and fame. He is the most popular and powerful businessman not just locally, but also internationally. What if the cold-hearted beast met the most jolly and adorable Catharyn? Will that be the reason in order for him to realize that wealth is nothing without love?

“I’ve been in hell for years, Bella. Trying to forget. Trying to do the right thing. Trying to be the man Victor thinks I am.” I stood up, closing the distance between us. “What if the right thing is being honest about what we both want?” He reached out, cupping my face with one large hand, his thumb stroking my cheekbone. The touch was gentle, completely at odds with the hunger in his eyes. “If I kiss you now,” he said hoarsely, “I won’t stop. I won’t be gentle. And I won’t be able to pretend anymore that you’re just Victor’s daughter.” “Good, I don’t want you to.” I leaned into his touch, my own hand coming up to cover his. “I don’t want you to pretend.”