Bi Jokes Novels & Stories

The whole thing was just a sick, twisted joke. "Hahaha... omg y'all are so so funny."

“I am pregnant with twins!” I reminded him and he laughed. “If it doesn’t fit, we will get a new car with belts to fit.” He assured me. “I wonder what else would stop fitting in soon.” I said and his expression made me laugh. “Not funny, girl!” He judged me. “Don’t worry, it will always fit! It’s just going to be a little harder to be on top without crushing you to death.” I joked. “I would happily die under you.” Okay, the joke stopped being funny when he said that.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

I joked, but I seem to be the only one amused by the joke. This is embarrassing. Really very embarrassing.

"I hate jokes and there is not a single joke that I laughed at. I am a serious type of person and it makes me really annoyed when someone said a joke... especially when it's not funny at all!" "But don't judge the book by its cover! I am not trying to brag or anything of that nature... I am actually one of the best comedians in our pack. My talent to make others happy is unparalleled so I can make you happy even when you are at the saddest part of your life!" "Why don't you throw a joke so we can find out if you are really telling the truth or you are just bluffing!" Conan said. "Don't do it," I said with a firm voice. "Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a w

“Umm… Miss Gray, you know. I was only j…joking when I said that. I didn't mean it at all.” “Jokes,” Eve laughed. “How about I joke with your family’s business too?” “Wh..what?” “I like jokes and you like jokes too. That's perfect, right?”

Jason joked to the man, which made Minche laugh. "I didn't think your friend's sense of humor was strong." Minche still laughs.

-Said Imanol. -Hold still, buddy, don't say that, remember that your wife is also my friend and that Bambi, I swear she will be upset with you if you hit me. -He joked. Besides, the girl I have at home is already of age. He finally confessed and burst into a loud laugh loaded with mockery for his friends. But you know what the best thing about this joke is? That we are all sincere, I appreciate your concern, always showing that we are a team of great friends. Let's never change, please, even if we beat each other to death, we must remain friends.

Yep, he's my brother all right. "Sure. Wanna hear a pizza joke?" I said with a grin. "Sure," He said. "Oh you know what, never mind. It's too cheesy," I said and suddenly he just burst out a laughter. "Ha-ha! Your joke is so bad that it made me cracking myself up! Ha-ha!" Then he kept laughing. I hope he'll ran out of breath. Kidding, I don't want this sh*t to suffocate, he's still my brother.