Bi Jokes Novels & Stories

Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

I looked at him widening my eyes and asked him," Why did you push me?" I saw him laughing like I have said any kind of joke. Why is he laughing? Is it funny? He said controlling his laugh," You are really dumb. You didn't get my joke yet." " Joke? What do you mean? I asked him with a gloomy expression on my face. Then, he sat down on the couch crossing his legs. He said laughing," I was very angry about some office matter. So, I wanted to laugh and that's why I joked with you. Trust me, I didn't know that I can make such a great joke and you are that dumb."

She burst into a peal of laughter. Did I make a joke? "Date with you?. Are you out of your mind?" Then she laughed again. Those people in her team laughed with her too. What was the laughing topic in this? "No, I'm ss serious," I said. "What a joke," she said. "tr trust me I can te tell better j jokes," I said. "The joke is himself standing in front of you Ruhi, " One of the people in her team said. I chose to ignore side heroines. I was focused on Ruhi the main girl.

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."

Alpha Darwin, have you heard the tale of the invisible man? Well, it's transparent. You can't see him, but he's always there!" The room erupted once more, in laughter's embrace, As the jokes continued, painting smiles on each face. Diana, with her quick wit, couldn't resist, Sharing her own joke, one not to be missed. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The laughter swelled, filling the room, As jokes continued to dispel any gloom. Alpha Darwin, the master of mirth,

“I am pregnant with twins!” I reminded him and he laughed. “If it doesn’t fit, we will get a new car with belts to fit.” He assured me. “I wonder what else would stop fitting in soon.” I said and his expression made me laugh. “Not funny, girl!” He judged me. “Don’t worry, it will always fit! It’s just going to be a little harder to be on top without crushing you to death.” I joked. “I would happily die under you.” Okay, the joke stopped being funny when he said that.

Then he began to talk, his voice a low, musical growl in the quietness of the room. “He could make me laugh,” Brian said, a faint, wistful smile touching his lips. “Really laugh. I’d be buried in some impossible problem, ready to tear the world apart, and he’d walk in with some absurd observation or a terrible joke, and I’d forget. Just for a moment, I’d forget the weight of it all.”

“Jokes have owners, Grace! Do not try to crack one if you know you will do something contrary to what a joker can, and that is to pull a smile or erupt outbursts of laughter from people. That back there was not a joke at all, Grace!” I say that because if she was joining, that was a terrible one. She should know that she stinks at it.

I took the Whiskey down, head spinning now, room tilting a bit, as the laughter was echoing loud. Ryker on Kael, "Dare, ask Lange a mate question." Kael shook his head, "Nah, truth instead for me," but Ryker pushed, "Wuss, drink then." Kael sipped, muttering, "You guys are obsessed." Now it was my turn to question Jaxon, "Truth, why so many gay jokes?" He laughed, " 'Cause it's funny, and maybe I'm bi-curious, who knows?" Winking at me, but this stupid soso was tugging playfully she was so happy one of her mates just winked at her, and there was me snapping sarcastic, "Yeah, keep it in your pants, perv." Laughter exploded, but the buzz grew, my words slurring a tad, my wolf was already hazy