Bi Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Miss Bisi let out a derisive smile that made Uncle Max defy all odds and laugh. "It is not funny to mess around with me," Uncle Max expressed his opinion on the subject. "Let it out before I lose my patience." "What are you going to do when you lose your patience?" Miss Bisi taunted. "Probably marry you," Uncle Max smiled. "For real?" "Nah! I was messing with you."

he snarled. Just then the sound of Bianca’s laughter echoed through the empty room. “Oh, my poor Lucas,” Bianca expressed, appearing behind Victor.“You have no idea, do you?” Bianca's grin widened, her eyes glinting with a playful mischief that danced like flames in the dark. “Okay, let me spill the secret: it was me all along—surprise!” She struck a dramatic pose, her arms outstretched as if presenting a grand revelation. Lucas' brow furrowed with anger and confusion, and he shot back, angry lines forming on his forehead,

He stood, quickly dropped a transport fare on the table, and waltzed off. “Toto will kill you” Mama Bisi muffled and then broke out laughing. She imagined what he would have replied, in his smug countenance, had he heard what she just said, that what lay between women’s legs would kill him. She looked sideways, inspecting the environment. No one was watching, otherwise, they would have thought she was insane for laughing out loud…laughing at or for no one. She picked up her bag and walked away, with a feeling of victory.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

They were practically glued together and the girl was running her fingers along his bicep not so discreetly. “I swear he has the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to girls,” I deadpanned, and Bianca burst into laughter. Her laugh truly was infectious. It pulled you right in and I didn’t mind feeling enchanted at all. After all, Bianca wasn’t the only one into girls.

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

Janet looked at her with side eyes and said – “I will surprise you. Shebi u de always look at me like say I dey shy abi, I will shock you one day” Bibiana was laughing hysterically when she said – “Dee I agree with you, she won’t even be able to toast a chewing gum boy not to talk of a full blown hunk”. Still laughing Tokunbo replied – “Bee abeg make una no de trouble my sweet Jay. She can toast her mirror at home but definitely not a man”. They all burst out laughing.

She suddenly realized that this poor son of a bitch just didn't know any better. Uncle Benny jumped to his feet and he asked Joy just who in the f*ck she thought she was. She had no problem informing him. She smiled sweetly and she said, "I am that bitch that your mother warned you about. I am your worst nightmare on your best day." He moved to approach her and she let him. He smelled as bad as he looked and it thoroughly offended Joy's senses, causing her to purse her lips and turn her face.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

He said he won’t be here! To make things worse, Jackson approached them. Fuck. "Jackson!" JB's monolid eyes shrunk with enthusiasm. He welcomed Jackson with a fist bump. "I was waiting for you! The party is no fun without you." JB laughed meaningfully. "Hell yeah. You know I make things happier all the time." "You're my happy pill, man." "Coke ain't no happy pill, JB. It's a fucking powder." There was an exchange of ridiculous laughter. I guess it's how them crackheads understand each other's humor.