Bingo Meme Novels & Stories

“I need an aspirin. That binge we had last Saturday was excessive.” JC was about to comment on what was happening to his friend on a Monday. He too had a hangover. He only stifled a smile and lowered himself down to start work. He opened his drawer and picked up a small bottle. “Here take this.” “Hmm . . . Thanks,” Jerry said while turning the bottle over and over to find the expiration date. “I saw it too. That's why I called,” “A rumor is circulating that something will happen to him if he goes back. Some opposition stalwarts are advising him to stay put where he's safe.”

“Ready Meme” “Ready bitch, let’s do this”, she says. Gabe and Spin get close enough for us to grab ahold of each other, and as Meme grabs my shoulders, I poke at her gut, causing her to giggle profusely and lose her balance before she falls backward off of Gabe’s shoulders and into the water.

“Good evening, cherished members and guests of Elite San Antonio. Thank you for joining us tonight for Friday Night Bingo. We have some amazing prizes tonight, and we are eager to give them away. Your caller for tonight will be the lovely Miss Carter. Please give her a hand.” A thunderous round of applause, along with some crude catcalling, erupted once Arianna accepted the microphone. “Thank you, Mr. Bruce, for the warm introduction. Good evening, everyone. As Mr. Bruce mentioned, my name is Arianna Carter, and most of you know me as Elite SA’s receptionist. I wish you all the best of luck. Let’s get started.” Arianna received another round of applause as she took her seat at the bingo mach

"I'm so anxious and I couldn't think properly. All I want to do is to eat adobo." "Sakto! Masarap magluto si Bingo ng adobo." "Hoy teka bakit ako?" "Bakit hindi?" Binigyan ako ni Bingo ng nababaliw-ka na-ba look. Halos marinig ko na rin ang pag tiim ng bagang niya bilang pag protesta. "Really? Pero nakakahiya naman kung maiistorbo ko kayo with your bonding maybe I'll just orde- "Ako na ang magluluto."

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.

Milli was thinking about tomorrow’s baking when she heard Ben call out. “Dorine, we have a Bingo. Milli’s got the iron cross.” His eyes held so much amusement, teasing her without a word for not paying attention. Milli looked at him surprised and then down at her card, it was half marked out. Ben drew his finger across the center and then down through the center. “Congrats, Milli you won.” “Oh wow, I thought it had to be an X.” Then she stumbled over reading aloud the letters and numbers.

Frustration mounted and he was relieved when the caller finally sat down. “This first game will be a blackout,” the caller announced. “You must cover the entire card. I’ll call the first number. B-10.” The room fell silent. Next to him, Sarah marked her card. He scanned his, too, but didn’t see the number. Christ, there was nothing more boring than bingo. “O-75.”

i KnEw iT! "Guys, I'm so done with the four of you. Just make sure that you win, 'kay?" I gave up. I lost it when he said Levi Spinner. The meme song of Levi being a fidget spinner because of how fast he kills the titans just killed me. The meme, this is too much! Please, send help! "PLAYERS! THE TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES! THOSE WHO ARE NOT PARTICIPATING, MAKE YOUR WAY INTO THE WAITING AREA!"

“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

And then I hit the thing that makes everything else, even the photo, look like nothing. It's a photo of a card with girls’ names on it, the words "Brighton Bingo" running across the top. All of the names are blurred out, except for mine. Mine's right in the middle of the whole damn thing, with a star around it. Katherine Harrison. BJ- 50 points. Sex - 100 points. Anal - 200 points. Bareback - 500 points. No fucking way. I think I'm going to vomit, but I can't help but read on.