Black Humor Example Novels & Stories

Melody has been waiting for her 18th birthday for 8 long years, since losing her parents in the rogue wars. She couldn't wait to get her wolf, find her fated mate and not feel alone in the world and her pack anymore. When the day finally comes and a misunderstanding causes her mate to reject her, she flees the pack and builds herself a new life far away, only to be brought face to face with the mate who rejected her at a biannual tournament they are both competing in. Melody can't get over the hurt of rejection and considers a chosen mate to try to help ease her wolfs suffering, and finds herself in a love triangle that she isnt even sure she wants any part of. The pull of the mate bond is hard to resist, and her wolf and her body push her towards her fated mate, but her mind and her need to protect her heart pull her towards the safe and dependable option. Both men use the tournament as a way to try to best eachother and prove their worth, fighting for the highest place on the leaderboard. Love rivalries and unexpected allies only make matters worse for Melody as she has to contend with one of her highschool bullies and a sarcastic, underhanded beta who thrives on the drama her life has become. Meanwhile two Alphas pulling the strings behind the scenes put Melody in an unexpected life threatening situation and she knows the only person she has ever truly been able to rely on is herself. What she doesnt expect is for the moon goddess to intervene and change her fate, but is her new destiny any better than what she ran from in the first place?

Ava spent her whole life alone, locked up in an orphanage after being abandoned in a dumpster when she was just a baby. Intent on preparing to create a new life once she turns eighteen, she harbors a force that reaches the point of bursting, especially when, one night, she meets two huge wolves that begin to keep her company and attract her. From that moment on, Ava will discover things from her past that she did not expect and the truth about her abandonment/kidnapping will come to light when she meets the twin sexy Alphas of the Blue Moon Pack, Rowan and Kalen, and all that was her family. But what Ava doesnt know, is that someone else is after her, something else, that wants her at all costs as her mate and queen.

Meet Pandora or Hera, she is an assassin for the extreme elite and is a very blunt, no nonsense kind of lady. She's also a five hundred plus year old vampire. Her cruel father has huge ambitious ideals and expects her to go along with him, she doesn't. Along her journey of hits and family complications, she meets two other unique assassin's. She must conquer her hurdles, deal with unwanted male attention, discover who she truly is and finally find the everlasting love of a soulmate she's always secretly hoped for.

“She was sold to the palace as a slave. But her blood was what brought the Lycan King to his knees.” Veya was rejected by her fated mate for being a broken wolf. She thought her life was over, until her father sold her as a slave to the most ruthless Lycan King in history. King Rael Arkhelen Vor’Serrax was infamous for his bloodlust. Loyalty meant nothing to him; women were nothing more than tools to tame his brutality. He was supposed to destroy Veya in a single night. But the moment her scent reached him, the beast within bowed to her, while the King’s pride rebelled. Veya was no ordinary slave. She wielded what little privilege she had as a weapon to survive, and it only made the King’s obsession burn hotter. When the truth came out—that she was the last descendant of the Shadow Wolves—her place in the palace shifted. From a means of release to a threat to every royal concubine. From a palace slave to the sweet poison the King couldn’t let go. But the danger was far from over. An enemy from the past returned, carrying a coup that could strip them of everything. Including the brutal love slowly blooming from their deepest wounds.

Saga of Pandora Interrupted continues with this story that follows her daughter Madeline. Madeline finds love in the most profound men. Being a vampire princess has never stopped her from exploring her sexuality but when one relationship gets foul she moves on to another. She never quite finds what she truly needs and desires. Travel through the life of a vampire princess as she matures and grows into the stunning queen she was destined to become alongside the man that she would also die for if it came to having to make that choice. (We hope it doesn't for literary sake) Sexual Content, foul language and some violence.

“What?!” I finally manage to croak out. “Let me fuck you”he repeats Okay so I heard him correctly. I turn to leave but then remember that Clare is probably riding Shane’s dick right now so I stop.I think about it for a second then I decide that I’m going to do it. My core clenches at the thought of having sex for the first time and I become more aware that I want to do this. “Okay”I tell him I walk back to the room locking the door.I take off my dress and then walk towards the random stranger who is beckoning me with his finger. This is so fucked up but I’m determined to enjoy this so I don’t pay too much attention to the details because that’ll only make me overthink this. Besides all I ever wanted was to lose my virginity to Shane Ryder but now that he is balls deep inside Clare Haistings I don’t think that matters anymore. He takes his shirt off, his torso and chest rippling. I almost let out a moan. The dim lights are making him look like a sex God and its honestly the alcohol but I suddenly can’t wait to have him inside me. I run my hands down his tight torso.

"You're a fucking monster,” I spat, looking him dead in the eye with my tear filled ones. “You’re right chica bella, but this fucking monster is your husband,” he yelled, slamming his bloodied hand on the mirror. “And that’s the only thing keeping you alive till this point.” He threw the knife into the sink, the splashes of blood staining the white ceramic. I held back a gag when I saw what looked like a piece of torn flesh on the tip of the blade. In a world where every deal has a price, Nazlynn's life is auctioned off to the most dangerous bidder. Bound by an unwanted marriage to mafia boss Luca. Can she navigate this treacherous path and reclaim her freedom?

In a world where destiny is written in the stars, the Moon Goddess holds the power to bind hearts. Selene, a young werewolf, finds herself at the centre of a controversial love triangle. Kidnapped by a vengeful Lycan Lord who is responsible for the massacre of her family, Selene's life takes an unexpected turn. She is rescued by the enigmatic Lycan King just before her eighteenth birthday. Her physical and mental strength have been obliterated at the hands of her abuser and she needs time to heal. But fate hasn't finished dealing her hand. A cruel twist is in store for Selene. As her wolf form awakens she discovers her true identity. She is destined to be bonded to not just one, but two powerful men. The ruthless Lycan King and the High Alpha who rules over the six werewolf packs of the South. As she grapples with her own desires and the complexities of her newfound bond, the High Alpha's attention is captured by Nerissa. She is a captivating Siren with her own agenda, who is being hunted by a ruthless gang of bounty hunters called the Siren Sisters. With the moon goddess's plans in jeopardy, Selene embarks on a soul-searching journey, fighting against the prejudice and doubts of a supernatural world that questions the legitimacy of her controversial fated mate bond. Moonbound Destiny: The Lycan king and his two Alpha Mates, is a spellbinding werewolf fantasy brimming with passion, intrigue and the eternal battle between love and duty, good and evil. Selene must navigate the treacherous waters of desire and acceptance, while the world around her teeters on the edge of chaos. Will she find the strength to embrace her fate and unite a divided supernatural world or will the forces conspiring against her love tear everything apart.

Sylvie Morgan discovers her identity as a rare Sigma Wolf destined for Alpha status after believing she was a human. Orphaned and clueless about her parents' wolf pack legacy, Sylvie must find herself and her true purpose even after the betrayal of Marcus the old man who adopted her and her bestie, Ethan. As she struggles with the weight of her newfound heritage, Sylvie must not only embrace her unique power but also confront the challenges that come with being a Sigma. With potential mates at every turn, Sylvie must rise to claim her rightful place as an Alpha as she chooses the mate who has her best intentions at heart.

In a world where loyalty bleeds and love burns, Luna Seraphina Dumaris thought her greatest sin was being unloved. But on her second wedding anniversary, she discovers the unthinkable — her husband, Alpha Rowan Dumaris, has been sharing his bed not with another woman… but with her brother. Betrayed. Shamed. Trapped in an “open marriage” she never asked for, Seraphina flees into the night and crosses into forbidden territory — the Rogue border, ruled by the Devil’s Riders, two outlaw biker Alphas feared across every kingdom. Lysander and Lucien Thornvale were once heirs to the BlueMoon Pack — until a prophecy branded them cursed. Now, they live by no Alpha’s law… until a broken Luna walks into their bar and into their lives. Her mark awakens something savage inside them — something ancient, powerful, and dangerously bound to fate. What begins as revenge spirals into obsession. Desire turns into destiny. But the curse binding them all demands a price: to save the twins, Seraphina must sacrifice herself. And as war brews between kingdoms, forbidden lovers, and fated bonds, one truth remains — sometimes, the greatest rebellion is to love who you were never meant to touch.