One Cat Pic, One Divorce
On our tenth wedding anniversary, my wife's secretary, Ryan, posted a photo on social media.
I took off my wedding ring and asked for a divorce.
Madison looked stunned. "You're divorcing me over a picture of me with a cat? What kind of childish stunt is this?"
She was severely allergic to cat fur. For her, I gave away the cat I'd loved for seven years.
In ten years of marriage, I'd never even thought about getting another pet.
Yet she let Ryan keep a ragdoll cat in the office.
Cat fur was everywhere, but she'd just smile, pop an allergy pill, and say the cat helped her relax.
There were more photos of that cat on her phone than pictures of our family.
When Madison realized I was seri