Fifty Shades Of Ugly
There was no resemblance but that didn't mean they didn't belong in the same family tree.
He motioned to everybody present. "Now that we've all said our names, I welcome you all to this humble bookclub. May you all find what you need." He smiled, showing teeth. "Now that you are all here, let's get this party started. And before I forget," he waved at the cookies, "Feel free to refresh yourselves with the buffet presented herein."
"What are those white thingies?" Spark asked pointed to the other tray.
"You mean milk?"
"I don't eat or drink anything white." The two silver loops on bottom lips glittered as she spoke. "White and death are counterparts."