In Bed With The MC President
"Signal. Right. I know this."
I kept my eyes on the road, reaching my left hand out to flick the turn signal down. But instead of the familiar clicking sound of a blinker, a sudden, aggressive SWISH-SWISH erupted in front of my face.
I gasped as the windshield wipers violently swept across the dry glass.
A spray of wiper fluid shot up, completely blurring my vision.
"Oh my god, what did I do?!" I panicked, my foot instinctively hovering over the brake. I frantically pushed the lever in the opposite direction, hoping to turn it off, but that only made the wipers move faster.