The Bully And Me
"Aren't you supposed to be an unemotional goth chick that doesn't care about anyone else's problems?"
"When it comes to my friends, I would do anything; besides, I'm bored. The cure? You. I know drama when I feel it."
"So that's what this is about—you don't care about me, you just want me to spill the tea."
"No, no, no, I want you to feel better AND spill the tea."
"... you're one greedy bitch."
Laura burst out laughing. "Oh my god, did you just swear? That's so cute, and I'm proud to rub off on you. You're like a mini-me, just more naive and without the makeup."