Bonnie Funny Novels & Stories

“You’re lucky you’re hot. I—“ “See? Look! Right there!” I gestured to Bonnie Nolan, who definitely was attempting to shoot death rays from her eyes. “She’s envisioning me dead. Incinerated. Vaporized. Whatever.” Jack put his arm snugly around my waist. “She’ll have to whatever both of us, then.” Bonnie’s expression did not soften as we neared. If anything, she looked angrier up close. “Hey, Aunt Bon.” Jack tossed her an easy grin.

“Where are we going?” “I don’t know, okay!” I said louder than I intended and Abigail’s bottom lip quivered like she was going to cry. Nina quickly pulled Abigail into her arms, rubbing her back. “Stop yelling at her Shane!” Nina held both her palms in hers. “Let’s just say we are going on a family adventure.” “Really?” Abigail smiled excitedly. “Yeah,” I added, forcing a smile back. Nina packed up her stuff in less than a minute and just like that, our shack, the place we had called home all our lives, was empty.

“I have no idea, but I’ve been trying to get on Cal for months. If he’s taking anyone home tonight, it’s gonna be me, not some random skank.” I freeze, flickering my gaze toward the closed door of the bathroom. Maybe they’re talking about someone else…? “Girl, do you have a death wish? Callum Conway is scary as fuck. He’ll probably chop you up into little pieces and feed you to his wolf.” “Oh, he can eat me, alright…” They both dissolve into fits of giggles while I pop the cap back on my tube of lipstick, slipping it in my pocket and smoothing my hair in the mirror. My heart’s banging against my ribs at a frantic rhythm as I digest their words.

“You’re cute and adorable, and meatball is my favorite. Don’t you like the nickname?” “I’m not edible.” His sarcastic response left me baffled. As Dave returned to his room, Bonnie threw her head back and laughed loudly. What’s so funny? “Damn, I love his sense of humor! Olivia, how come your son is not as boring as you?” Well, Bonnie found it amusing, but it makes me uncomfortable. Honestly, I can’t be backing out of my mission of making Dave behave like a little kid so soon. Such nonchalance and bluntness belong to only one person.

she said, pausing to take a breath. Steve was enjoying this, too. “And this was while Bonnie was working – shooting orders left, right, and center like ‘get this! Get that! Hurry, hurry, hurry!’” Mary was still shaking with laughter. “And then Bonnie just stared at Greg …” George filled in. “And he was so scared, he dropped the stage light!” Mary filled in, holding back gales of laughter. I smiled. “You had to be there,” Steve said, looking at me, “It was much funnier in person.”

"I hope it works. If we don’t get things moving before Christmas, we’re done." "Trust me, you’ll thank me later. Now, can you smile for me? You’ve been so grumpy, it’s scaring me." I frowned deeper. "I don’t feel like smiling." "Well, you have to," she giggled. "You’re not even funny," I muttered, closing my eyes. She suddenly dove into the water and slipped her fingers into my armpits, tickling me. I stood there, arms wide open, letting her try her best.

Put his libido in check and deal with this attraction in the only feasible way: forget it. “Should I get creamsicle, Angel? Or do you think I should go for Moose Trail? I saw a moose once. Rainbow took me to a zoo and I saw lions and tigers and a moose. Little monkeys, too. They were hopping all over their cage. I’d be sad to be in a cage, wouldn’t you?” Angel slid her hand over Michael’s shoulders, then under his chin, which she tilted back so that he was looking up at her. Such an intimate gesture between the two of them, as natural as if they were related.

What used to be her best asset in seducing men was now a monstrous mask that terrified new miners. "Reina has gone completely out of her mind, screaming every day that she's a Principessa from a well-known Famiglia, and the Soldati there just whip her mercilessly each time. "Fabio also tried escaping last week, so they broke one of his legs." Don then added, "Now, he can't even stand up anymore and can only crawl around in the mine while working." I closed the document and set it aside. I stared at the tombstone and felt the last of my resentment dissipate with the sea breeze.

These talks had even become a strange kind of fun for the girl, a chance to speak freely and ask questions she wouldn’t otherwise dare to ask. “I think something is bothering you,” Fatima began. She had noticed the same behaviour the day before, Bonnie had been rude over small things, not only to Wave but to Mrs Wilson too. “When can we tell Daddy you’re not missing?” Bonnie asked straight out, catching Fatima completely off guard.

Bonnie sat beside me and engulfed me in a tight hug. “You’re finally free!” She squealed in excitement. “You have no idea how much I’ve missed you. The school has been boring without you.” I waved my hands dismissively. “You know damn well I don’t do anything interesting in school,” I responded with a chuckle. Bonnie nodded her head. “Yeah, but it’s interesting when I have someone to do nothing with.” She said and we both laughed. Bonnie and I were kind of introverts. We had other friends and were in kind of a friend group. But we were closer to each other than we were to the other people.