Butters X Cartman Novels & Stories

“So me flipping out on one of your friends is a turn on for you?” Carter chuckles. “Not exactly. I just liked seeing you finally stand up for yourself. Patrick’s a good friend, but he can be an ass.” I stifle a snort. “It was amazing seeing you call him on his shit,” Carter continues. “By the way, that was your third question.” “I was hoping you wouldn’t catch that,” I say. “Ok, so then what is your biggest turn-on? Non-sexually, of course.”

” Bruce ~”Because he is going to help us. Devan ~”Oh this is fucking hilarious, three of her exes looking for her.” Rey ~”She really knows how to pick her men.” Matson ~”You have a liquorice allsorts that will do anything over there, then we have a hermit that does not get his hands dirty and that one there, well he is just not human.” The Butcher ~”Who do you call not human?” Aaron ~”Sammy did Summer not teach you to watch your temper?”

“Did I do something wrong?” Axton hesitated briefly but then shook his head. “No, it’s fine.” I didn’t think he was telling the truth, but he did take the first piece of meat and set it on the grill. Thankfully, I only buttered some of the meat. With the rest of the meat, I didn’t bother buttering it. I had thought that butter was needed, but when I put the seasoning on the other meat, it turned out that it wasn’t. I felt like an idiot. The best part, though, Axton didn’t make me feel bad.

he has been humiliated by her twice this week in the same bar. "I'm leaving!" he announced and walked out of the bar in anger.. "I'll be out with you in a second" Charles said after Xander who was walking out in a hurry probably to catch up with Bianca.. He turned to the bartender who he caught smiling, of course the latter was obviously happy about the response the two brothers got from the same lady.. "Our bill?" *** Bernard's teeth gritted in annoyance as his gaze fell on Anita who was being audacious as ever to him..

The voice of Za came out of nowhere, I turned around to see the boys all come up from behind me, each holding guns, aiming them at Austin and Carter. In between was Bella, tears were in her eyes as she looked right at me with sadness. "Great! The whole crew is here!" Carter joked. I turned around facing him, "What the fuck do you want Carter? You always got some bad shit to talk about when it comes to me and my boys, you got your chance now, what goes through that psychotic head of yours?" I asked titling my head to the side, frowning. "You ain't shit McCann. You act like you some next level super hero with super strength when in reality you're just a bitch boy who fucks around and-" Carter

I needed to have a little word with Carter about the stunt he pulled today. It doesn’t take long before their group makes an appearance. Western High School’s PB (short for Pretty Boys) was made up of four members: the handsome playboy (incubus) Kevin, the sports guy (ghoul) Ashton, the genius Walter (werewolf), and the most popular guy in school, Carter (vampire). Those four jerks were the dream and nightmare of every human girl in school. Girls both loved and feared them at the same time. All girls, but not me.

Once the 15th hour came, Carmella started preparing the milk she collected and the tools I asked her to be created for butter and heavy cream making. While we took a break, I helped Carmella and explained the process. It's not really that hard but she might be turning the knob on the tool for a few hours until we can create butter. Professor Xander and Healer Jan got curious about the tool used to create butter and asked what it was for. I explained to them about the process and they looked interested. They watched Carmella turn the knob but after a few minutes, they lost interest when nothing happened.

Maybe if he sobered up a bit, he’d get back to how he usually was. But as he and Kelly chatted and flirted, munching on French fries, Carter’s interest in her only waned. It kept decreasing with every giggle, every hair flip, and every brush of her foot against his leg. When she leaned over his arm to reach the last of the fries, her breasts on full display, the only thing he felt was bored. Bored. Breasts bored him now. He needed to get his shit together already. “You ready to go?” said Carter abruptly after he paid his tab.

I opened my eyes to see Sean making his way toward me on his knees, and before he even got to me, Carter squatted down. Each of them gripped one of my legs and opened it wide. Now my cunt and my ass were fully exposed for them, cum running through both holes, dripping onto the floor. I was almost afraid of Carter’s reaction to what must’ve been his nightmare. Then again, it was his cum, too. Sean was the first to press his tongue against my cunt. “How do you want us to do this, Butterfly? Each of us take our turn, or we feast on you together like hungry dogs?”

My hips bucked trying to get away from the thing but my entire body was immobilised. I could hear Carters chuckle over my racing heart he watched me squirm. He let out a groan when the woman took him into her mouth. “This is what you wanted love - I suggest you enjoy the ride,” he acted like this was some deviant sex game not his way of breaking me. He pressed the button on the remote and the vibrator pushed upwards into me. It stretched me out to the point I believed it would rip me apart. A scream tore from my lips as the horse rocked back and forth. On the return the vibrator pulled out of me and I could catch my breath.