Butters X Cartman Novels & Stories

“ Santha, i don'th wnow if you can buth i wouwd wiwe you tho mawe carther shthay withh ush forever. He mawesh ush aww shmiwe and ith wouwd be aweshome tho theww widsh x-man ish our friend. Pwush, we aww wiwe boysh.. even tia wiwesh thhem... sho we couwd aww wiwe carther thogethher. Excepth ivy. Pweashe mawe him wiwe carther thoo. (Santa, I don't know if you can but I would like you to make Carter stay with us forever. He makes us all smile and it would be awesome to tell kids X-man is our friend. Plus, we all like boys.. even Tia likes them... so we could all like Carter together. Except Ivy. Please make him like Carter too.) Santa looked down at Ollie with wide eyes then looked up at us and

"Exclusive? Deep partnership? Their golden ticket?" "Tell me the truth. Did you sleep with him? Is this post-sex generosity?" "Not even close. He just gave me a ride home. Didn't even get out of the car." I poked her forehead, but I was smiling. I gave her the quick version of what happened at Cedar Manor. She listened, then burst out laughing. "Oh my god! The Carters! Their faces!" "Winnie! Trying to tattle to the man himself! Epic!" She wiped her eyes, then leaned in and poked my arm.

Gs whisper a few things about how great I’d played, yet, my chest was tight as I removed my pads. Maybe it was their underhanded homophobic comments that made me boil. Those ugly mugs, always obsessed with talk about who was the one to be most likely pegged as if any queer man would touch them with a ten-foot pole. Suddenly a shadow fell over me and when I looked up, my body tensed, seeing Carter in front of me. There was a smile on his stupid face and for a quick second, I frowned, glancing over my shoulder to check who the hell he was smiling at. But his smile grew even softer and he further stepped into my space.

What Bart just did made all the people from Country I laugh even more arrogantly. Zoe could not be bothered to waste her time anymore. Instead, she extended her foot before Harvey, signaling Harvey to kneel and lick the sole of her heel quickly. Otherwise, someone from the Xaviers would have to die again if time was up. Buzz… As the mockery climaxed, Bart's phone started to vibrate. Everyone instantly looked at him. Bart was also stunned and glanced at the screen of his phone. Then, he gave Harvey a mocking smile. "You're quite lucky, Harvey. It's the leader of the Second Caste, Mr. Garcia, calling me. Should I ask on your behalf if the person from the empire you called had given her orders

I couldn’t help but smile back. “How are you feeling?” my mother asked Willow gently. “I’m okay. I actually feel quite good,” Willow replied. “That’s great to hear.” The atmosphere felt a bit awkward as we all struggled to reconnect. Carter, however, found a way to break the silence, “Well, while you all catch up, I’m going to take a piss.” “Come on!” “Carter!” “Seriously!” We all yelled after him as he stumbled from his seat, laughter bubbling up and helping to ease the tension.

Monica was about to go to the cashier to pay for his goods, but he heard someone cry and realized that someone was right in front of him. Monica saw a tan-skinned teenage girl directly bump into him when she didn't see him right in front of her. He was about to catch her but... Monica felt his chest being slammed by a sledgehammer when this girl bumped into him, but he quickly gritted his teeth and calmed himself by using the "Breathing Technique" before catching this girl with his arms so she didn't fall down on the ground. Monica let out a sigh of relief when he had caught the girl before she fell, but he had to admit that his chest was hurt since he didn't expect the girl that crushed him

Sitting on the wall opposite the corner shop, Sam kicked his heels against the brickwork in quiet rhythm as he enjoyed his second cigarette of the morning. He was making so many ‘spur of the moment’ trips to the shop that Mum had started to get suspicious. This was the reason he'd re-taken up skateboarding, just to use as an excuse to leave the house. 'A pretty clever ruse if I do say so myself,' he thought with a smile. He was still smiling when Angelica and Kaycie turned the corner. Angelica favoured him with a dirty look and spun her face away so fast her stupid ponytail almost whipped her friend across the face. Kaycie glanced up at him, made a face he couldn't read and looked down.

" I question fighting my laughter at them acting like the boys I knew ten years ago. "I thought I could help with his morin' wood," he smirks. "Not my problem he woke up thinkin' I be you." "That doesn't tell me what you did. Just leaves me with more questions," I tell him. "There is no such thing as a friendship BJ you asshole!" Carter snaps crossing his arm over his chest and leans against the sink after washing his hands, glaring at JT. "Sure is, mon amie," JT rebuts leaning against the doorway.

“I swear to god Axton-” “I’m sorry” Axton starts, stepping close to me. He doesn’t reach for me, but his blue eyes are locked on me. “For the bullying, the hitting. For all of it. It was wrong, and I never, ever should’ve done any of it. If I could change things, mate or not, I would.” the drop of the word mate makes me tense. “They know. Cassandra found out, and they overheard her hate speech” Axton adds, and then he's gripping my shoulders and turning me around. Adam, Axton’s closest friend clears his throat.

“They want your mate. That happened!” And let me tell you…for the first time in his life, Max poops in his pants. He went completely white and if Meredith wouldn’t be there to hold him he would have fallen on the floor. “Will you shut up, father?” Carter said and came to Max , taping his shoulder. “No one will take your mate. He was just joking.” and gave an ugly look to the old man. “What are you doing old man?’ he asked grandpa “Do you want to start a war here?”