Craved By The Cursed Hockey Alpha
I didn't know the difference between a stockpot and a saucepan, let alone how to scale a recipe for a horde of ravenous shifters.
“Just make stew,” I muttered to myself out loud, “Everyone eats stew. You throw meat and vegetables into a giant pot, add water, and crank up the heat. How hard can it actually be?”
Turns out, impossibly hard.
I started chopping onions, my eyes burning instantly—partly from the vapors, but mostly from the pathetic tears I was trying desperately to suppress.
I peeled potatoes with a massive knife, hacking off huge chunks of actual potato because I didn’t expect slicing it would actually be so difficult.