Captain Underpants Sayings Novels & Stories

He growled. “Sh.it.” Martin threw up with his hands to show he meant no harm. “I just mean, you are about to feel like an idiot every day from now on. She’s a walking, talking, sassy know-it-all with the knowledge to back it up. That's all, man. Swear, it was a joke.” “Don’t insult her again.” He growled, his jaw tight, ready to gnash if needed. “Ryner, calm yourself. The Captain meant nothing by it.” his father stood and moved between the two men.

Always. “Back the fuck off.”

Maybe he was trying to get his hair out of his face. “He so full of himself” one of my teammates scoffed, “He is getting through with all his assholeric attitude because his family is powerful” another said, my eyes glued on the man on the screen as he makes condescending remarks about my team. “He can't just stand that Captain is better than his nepo ass” One hissed. I snapped out of the trance, “Guys, Guys.” I called, “Let's not do that. We have practised a lot and we are good. Let us just show them” I said calmly and they all agreed.

"Fuck out here." Matt didn't even move an inch but he sneered, his usual bravado in his expression. “Aww, Captain, I think the queer has a crush on you.” His eyes gleamed with menace. “Sorry, but everyone knows our captain Noah likes slim girls, not queers butt fairies like you.”

"You must be the luckiest cunt on the face of this fucking planet." "Ant!" Sam protested, hating the way Ant liberally sprinkled the C word into his vocabulary. "Oh, stop being such a fucking minge-flap, Sam," Ant muttered. "Anyway, talking of... " He paused and amended his language. "Ladies, are they here? Your fine-ass sisters?"

She whispered into my ear and I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know but let me guess, Captain fatso has too much garbage that he could not handle at all. So he is calling us to clean all his garbage. Such a lazy fat ass." I whispered softly and we both froze into our tracks. We looked at each other's faces and broke into laughter fits. We laughed carelessly over the compliment I had given for my boss.

Captain giggled excitedly with no ounce of guilt. “No wonder I like you so much.” “Oh why thank you. Hahahaha.” Look at that…” One of the Mandrill Monkey shook his head. That angelic voice sighed. “There we go again.” His eyes plastered on Captain's delightful expression. “That sadistic homo sapian.” “That’s your captain, alright.” Brown slipped up his arm on that angelic voice. “You should be grateful, Petal.” Petal or that angelic voice just chuckled beautifully.

Oliver says laughing. "There's in your hairy ass, they say that after 30 you grow hair even in your ass, I bet your ass is already full of hair, if you doubt it there's even lice in your crotch, although with the stench of your shit, the poor little lice wouldn't survive," I say laughing. "Stay in your head Dinosaur, I told you we're not talking, I think you'd better get off your ass and stop annoying me, or I'll show you what the wart here can do." He says as he strokes his cock.

“You really think too well of yourself.” “Maybe. But, right now, after given you pleasure all afternoon, I really want to bury my cock in you and start putting a pup in you.” He says as he starts to undo his pants. He lets his member spring out of his pants, and I can’t help it, I start laughing. “Cock, you say? That is a toddler penis, not a cock. Seriously Cullen, is that why you made me orgasm so many times? You needed me swollen enough to feel you?

not you dumbass' Rex says inside my head, and it is at this moment I wish I could reach inside my head and slap that motherfucker. 'Thank you, Captain Obvious' I say, giving him a sarcastic response to his stupidity. But he is right, though. God damn, I hate when he is right.