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During the biggest sales day of the year, my fiance's "sweet and clueless" assistant sells a one-carat diamond for one cent. In just 20 minutes, the company loses 200 million dollars. I am so furious that my entire body shakes, yet Hendrick Shaw, my fiance, pulls me into his arms and comforts me, "Don't worry. I'll handle it." However, that same night, Selena Suther posts a screenshot on social media—a transfer of 1,430,000 dollars, with the recipient note saying "I love you." The caption attached to the screenshot is "I made a huge mistake today, but my boss comforted me instead. He even reminded me not to be angry at the 'tigress' and to be good." I comment on her post, "I wish you both happiness forever." Selena instantly deletes the post, but Hendrick abruptly charges in and lands a resounding slap on my cheek. "What's your motive for liking Lena's post? She's now so overcome by guilt and shame that she's about to end her life! "The company only lost 200 million dollars. Do you have to force her into a corner over it?" He sounds so righteous and fearless. Later, why does Hendrick cry when he can't even afford a 20-dollar meal?

I hated him for being so good at playing me. At making my body crave his touch. At making me forget everything else and focus only on him. I hated that even though I was mad at him, I couldn't resist him. But I wanted to prove so badly that he didn't have me wrapped around his little finger so I spat, "Eric, stop!" Eric looked at me briefly and then pulled his hand out of my slit. He unbuckled his belt and let it hang loosely in his belt loops. Still holding my gaze with his, he unzipped his pants and brought out his cock. I shuddered and swallowed. "Say that again," he gruffed. . In an attempt to forget about her cheating boyfriend, Sapphire not only gets wasted in a nightclub but also takes part in a truth or dare game with her friends and she's dared to make out with any random guy present. She goes through with the dare – only that her pick is not just any random guy. Eric is the drop-dead hot grandson of a family of generational billionaires and also the new CEO of the company where Sapphire works at. After a heated argument between him and his mother over his refusal to get married, he goes to a nightclub to drown away his frustration. There he meets Sapphire, the perfect distraction. Their encounter leads to a mind-blowing one-night stand. And Eric is forced to enter into a one-year contract marriage with her afterwards. What starts out as a mere agreement becomes fueled by raw attraction and love for each other. But Sapphire’s new villainous mother-in-law, Eric’s philandering nature, a dark secret of the Donovans and the universe itself will threaten to break the two apart in more ways than one.

"Please what?" His low seductive voice asked. "Please don't stop, Daddy!" I cried, lost in the pleasure my sinful desire was giving me. …… Eloise Asher, ended up in a club as a one day stripper, and ended up giving a blowjob to a random man who eventually turned out to be her Dad's best friend—Ignatio Sandro. With this realization, they were supposed to put what had happened behind them, but Eloise wanted more, and even Ignatio was willing to put his friendship with Eloise's father at risk just to own his daughter. His Needy Slut. Her Possessive Daddy. In a world where their romance is regarded as forbidden and abominable, will they survive? Will they succeed in keeping their affair a secret? Rated 18+.

Some people find fortune… while some people find a dying criminal on a random Tuesday. "Is this the part where you kill me?" she asks. “Don’t worry, sweetheart.” He traced her jaw with the blade of the knife. “I’m still mulling it over.” Clover lives a very unlucky life. Getting fired job after job, it’s hard to make ends meet. And as if fate is playing with her, she saves an unconscious man who ends up to be the most dangerous person in town: Phoenix Volkov, the rising don of the underground world. Bad luck got her helping the wrong stranger—worse luck got her accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss. Just like that, their lives became entangled in a mess of bullets and danger.

He was a Don, she was just a city girl. Their love was forbidden. Still,he wants her even when betrothed to another. What started as a random meeting turned into a causal argument then led to an unruly obsession and then a mutual agreement to a night of pleasure. It seemed normal until Eren Scott came crawling back for more.She was the distraction he never asked for, the temptation he couldn't resist and the love he never wanted. Elizabeth was willing to open her heart for him until she discovered he wasn't who he said he was. She found out too late that not only had she fallen in love with her best friend's fiancé, but she was also pregnant for him.

Ziva, seorang dokter muda yang selalu tampil glamor dan penuh gaya, maniak kebersihan dan disiplin, bahkan debu 1 inci saja langsung jadi sasaran tangan seribu Ziva. Namun segalanya berubah kacau saat dia dijodohkan dengan Reza, pria tampan tapi super santai, pecinta tidur siang, dan punya kucing galak bernama Binggo. Hidup glamor yang ia bayangkan berubah jadi petualangan absurd penuh cucian menumpuk, piring kotor, remote TV yang selalu rebutan, dan tisu berserakan. Alih-alih cinta yang menggelora, pernikahan mereka penuh drama kocak, pertengkaran receh, dan kejutan-kejutan lucu yang bikin mereka mempertanyakan: "Ini beneran kehidupan pernikahan?!" Di antara gaya hidup bertabrakan, dua karakter yang bertolak belakang itu justru perlahan mulai memahami makna cinta yang nyata—bukan yang didandani bunga dan lilin, tapi yang dibungkus kompromi dan kejujuran.

Viviani Putri Hermawan adalah seorang gadis berusia 16 tahun yang masih duduk di bangku kelas 1 SMA. Dia jatuh cinta pada seorang pria yang usianya jauh di atasnya yaitu, Abraham Adi Wijaya—seorang pria tampan berusia 27 tahun. Dia adalah pengusaha sukses,sekaligus tetangganya.Namun penolakan demi penolakan dari Abraham yang selalu bersikap dingin dan tak tersentuh—membuat Ivy pada akhirnya memutuskan melarikan diri ke tempat nenek dan kakeknya di negara Singapura. Kini setelah 5 tahun berselang , akhirnya Ivy pun kembali ke Indonesia. Sialnya Ivy mendapati kenyataan, bahwa daya tarik seorang Abraham masih sangat kuat— dan hal ini semakin sulit baginya untuk menghindar.Banyak lika-liku yang terjadi di kehidupan asmara mereka. sedih, bahagia, lucu tercampur menjadi satu. Akankah pada akhirnya, Abraham bisa mendapatkan cinta pengantinnya?

Setelah mengetahui bahwa aku hamil, aku dengan gembira pergi ke perusahaan suamiku untuk menambahkan bayi itu ke dalam daftar penerima asuransi. Lalu, aku melihat berkas suamiku. [Pasangan: Vivi Wisnutama.] [Anak-anak: Jovan Hariyono, Salsa Hariyono.] Aku tercengang. Manajer SDM mengatakan bahwa wanita itu adalah istri sahnya, pewaris sebuah grup hotel terbesar di Pantai Timur. Anak-anak mereka sudah berusia tujuh tahun. Saat itu, dunia terasa runtuh. Dia sudah punya istri, lalu bagaimana denganku? Aku ini apa? Kekasih selama lima tahun? Teman tidur gratis? Yang paling lucu adalah aku mengandung anaknya di dalam perutku. Seorang anak yang tidak akan pernah menerima pengakuan dari ayahnya. Anak haram. Aku mengangguk kosong, seluruh tenagaku terkuras. Kupikir suamiku selamanya adalah milikku. Tapi bahkan setelah kematian, marganya juga tidak akan ada di batu nisanku!

Selama 10 tahun ini Shen Yiyi selalu menganggap Mu Shenan sebagai pusat hidupnya, dewanya, segalanya dalam hidupnya. Namun pria itu, yang sudah ia kejar mati matian, tidak kunjung memberikan hatinya, malahan cemoohan, cibiran dan sebuah... perceraian! Perjuangannya mengejar cinta sang suami harus berakhir tragis karena intrik busuk paman dan sepupunya yang mengantarkannya pada kematian tragis!! Untungnya langit mengasihaninya dan memberinya kesempatan hidup melalui putaran waktu! Apa yang akan Shen Yiyi lakukan saat ia dikembalikan ke masa lalu? Mampukah ia mengubah nasibnya? ---- Nantikan kisah-kisah manis, lucu dan romantis antara Shen Yiyi dan Mu Shenan di kehidupan barunya ya gaes. Note: Novel ini ceritanya ringan ya dan alurnya agak slow gengz. Awalnya aja yang terkesan berdarah-darah, tapi abis itu manis seperti lolipop.

Leona Klaus consented to save her family from their debt and become the sacrificial bride to the infamous king and alpha of the Vulterion Kingdom, Kalix Amari. But a night before her wedding day, Leona secretly went to a brothel to have an affair with a random man and exact revenge on her family by exposing them to the Vulterions that she was impure. It has been common knowledge in the Kingdom that the alpha king of Vulterion only takes a woman to his bed once, leaving Leona destined to be cast aside after their wedding night, especially when the alpha king learns that she’s no longer a virgin. And yet, after their first encounter, the alpha king's intense desire for Leona baffled everyone as he continued to crave her in bed almost every night.