Cartman X Butters Novels & Stories

He said Xander was about to withdraw his hand when he took it. "Just kidding." He said and they both burst into laughter. "So, I heard what you did, Mr Carter. You are one hell of a cop. How did you come up with such a way to outsmart your enemy? I must say I have a lot to learn from you." Kim said. Xander was still stuck in his fantasy world, everything feeling surreal as his idol engaged in a conversation with him. He felt on top of the world.

Charlie grinned and said, “Butt Trumpet?” Butt Trumpet was Max’s nickname back when they were in the orphanage. He used to be a chubby glutton who farted a lot, and more importantly, he farted wherever he went and whenever he felt like it. He would fart in classes, during game times, during meals, and when sleeping. At that time, everyone was troubled and in misery due to his farts, hence the nickname—Butt Trumpet.

Carter glanced down and cursed, then looked at me, a grin spreading on his face. “You’re laughing at me, look at you.” A matching yellow mark was on the side of my dress too. Carter’s burger was smooched on the table. Soon we were both laughing at the mess we had made. “I guess this means I have to share.” I asked between laughter. “We can do that. But I’m still eating this perfectly good burger.” He picked it up and adjusted the condiments inside. “See, still good, just a little more compact.” After wiping what we could from our clothes we finished the rest of our food, chatting about random things.

They are actually getting along! Carter turns to me and whispers in my ear, “Do you think they’d even notice if we left?” I giggle. “Maybe not. But I’m not leaving until I finish my milkshake.” With that, I swipe one of the fries off of his plate and quickly stuff it in my mouth. “And some of your fries, too.” He laughs and puts his arm around my shoulders. For once, I don’t stiffen.

Carson mumbled. The sides of the road had concrete blocks making it impossible to swerve to the side. Carson stopped the car abruptly when he saw that Killian was bent on running into us. We all got out of the car. Just then I saw Axel driving towards us. He stopped his car and rushed to join us. “You are what?!” I asked, hoping I didn't hear well. “I am Long Leg Ahjussi!” he said and laughed, an evil sound that caused my stomach to churn.

he asked. "Meow!" The reply rang with confidence, as if the answer were obvious. In the next instant, Buttercup's body expanded at a startling pace, swelling into a colossal beast more than 30 feet long. It crouched in front of Cyrus, lowering its massive frame in invitation. On snow, it could outrun any snow vehicle. Cyrus eyed the steel-spike fur along its back with concern. "I'm afraid it'll stab my butt." Buttercup seemed to understand. The rigid spikes softened and flattened until the surface looked almost plush. Only then did Cyrus mount with cautious relief.

That wasn't what this was about. "You can get back with her and everything will be like before—" "You think I want to get back with that fucking bitch?" Sam cried. "I'd rather stick my dick in a blender than put it anywhere near that dirty slut. I wouldn't even put the tip in her." This made his new mates howl with laughter. It wasn't his intention to be funny, but he'd take it. "Why don't you man up and fight your own battles?" Tom asked, squaring up to Sam. He saw red. Jayce's lesson on how to punch flashed before his eyes and before he knew it, Tom was on the floor at his feet.

“It’s a butthole, so it's obviously a fart!” “Geez! How can that be a fart when the concept is about Disney characters!?” Xander must have snapped because of how loud we were arguing, because he suddenly turns to us with a pretty stressed out look. “Wait, we were supposed to guess characters? Damn.” Oh snap. I almost forgot about that. Serves me right for not listening to the instructions. Xander appears to be opening his mouth like he wants to scold me, but decides to keep his mouth shut in the end and tries to focus on the drawing of a butt farting instead.

Fifteen year old me would kill to have one like that. Suddenly soft paws of the giant bear grabbed my shoulder. Frightened , I screamed and tried to fight off the foam filled monster. My fist connected with its soft belly, then I karate chopped its neck. All my moves felt ineffective but I was finally free. The teddy bear raised its hands up in defeat while I contemplated my sanity. It reached for it’s head and pulled it off revealing a grinning Cartwright. “What the fuck Cartwright!” He pressed his hand to his lips to signify that he wanted silence, before he placed the head back on and went limp. I understood why a second

Her buns were soft and tasted as sweet as any he had ever experienced. "Mac, she has the softest, sweetest ass I have ever tasted," Carter called to his friend. "Great, because she has amazing lips. I believe these lips are made for an ace cócksúcker," Mac replied. Carter held her panties in his hand and stood. "These panties smell incredible and wet...really wet." Mac laughed at the comment. Carter tucked the panties into his pocket. Standing behind Bitch, he slipped his arms under hers and cupped her bréasts.