Castle Crashers Memes Novels & Stories

I buried Ria's face in my shoulder to keep her safe from the bodies on the ground. It was supposed to be a great flight where everyone would land safely and see their loved ones, but everything happened so quickly that everyone died. I couldn't believe I'd be a victim of a plane crash. As I remembered everyone's faces and the happy smiles on their faces as they boarded the plane, tears streamed down my cheeks.

"He isn't wrong." "I don't get it.", he said. "We did that, and it is a good analogy really.", she said. "I still we don't get it.", he said. "We were two particles floating around. Lost in the dark. We crashed into each other by chance. That changed everything for both of us.", she said. "Now I get it.", He said with a smile. As he lifted his beer and she her glass of wine, "Let's crash some more for a while." "Mike!", she exclaimed, and he kissed her.

“Really, Vivian?” I nodded, “But first, you have to take Sharon away.” “Right away.” Just as he had come, Sharon was dragged into the back seat like a rag. I thought John was joking. But to my surprise, he actually found 99 cars to crash into himself. When his assistant pulled him out from under the race car, he was unrecognizable. His entire body was disfigured, his face ruined, and he was completely disabled. John still tried to contact me but was locked away by his family.

But we're more than that, we have a lot of first class students from our department but still, unfortunately, people, particularly outsiders wishes to believe that we use money to buy our results. All those craps they spit out are just crap. Annoying craps. We're rich kids, so? That doesn't mean we're dumb. We're smart too, duh. I just pray I'll one day meet someone that'll tell me those craps to my face. It definitely wouldn't end well, I'm so sure. Toben nudged my shoulder, pulling me out of my distracting thoughts. 'It's always thinking and thinking in here, let your head rest for a little while, yeah?' My subconscious purposed.

Tris smirked. “We left Nicholas Cage’s “you don’t say” meme pictures everywhere, Tris. I meant everywhere—his toilet seat and the ceiling up above. Dad almost had a heart attack when he saw Cage’s eyes glued to the back camera of his car. He screamed bloody murder, running back into the house thinking there was someone there,” he took the whiskey back and gulped it down, then slapped the bottle on the bonnet, and a ripple of laughter burst into the air. “He skipped a couple of steps, too,” Azazel reminded Tristan of their lost memory, and both held their stomachs thinking of the incident.

Today november the 17th is my birthday and I am finally 20 now. "Make a wish babes". Amy said smiling at me. I nodded. I wish that everyone is happy in their life and that I can have beautiful future with the ones I love. I blew the candles out and they applauded. They went to give me hugs and kisses one by one. I felt loved. After hugs and kisses we went to the kitchen to cut the cake into peaces and that will be our breakfast. They smeared cake all over my face. And cracked an egg on my head. I was shocked when they did that.

Antonio added, looking at the scar on Cass’s head. "Yeah," Cass said. Antonio pointed to a white line on his own jaw. "I fell off a ridge." "It was a small hill," Carolina muttered. "I was in a coma!" Antonio yelled. "That’s way cooler than a concussion." "I had a hematoma," Cass pointed out. "It was a big deal." "Whatever," Antonio huffed. "I still win." Cass leaned into Luke. "Welcome to the family," Luke whispered. "I love it," Cass said.

“Your name’s in the caption. ‘Local businessman’s café explodes in mocha mayhem.’ Congratulations. You’re a meme.” “I’m going to fire everyone,” Max muttered. “You can’t fire them,” Landon said. “They’re already traumatized. One of the waiters won’t stop twitching every time he hears a milk frother.” Suzi leaned against the arm of the couch, giggling. “You have to admit, it’s kind of iconic.” “I’m not calling an insurance claim over coffee foam and memes,” Max said darkly. “Actually, you are,” Landon replied. “Because the insurance adjuster is on her way, and she says she needs a statement from one of the owners. That’s you, buddy.”

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My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.