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What were the odds that I'd just fucked my boss and been too buzzed, too horny to clock it? Impossible. Catastrophic. My life was like a ticking bomb of fuckups already; this would only make it explode. "Get a grip, Shayle," I whispered, shaking my head hard. It can't be. -------------- What would you do if you found out you only had four months left to live? In the case of Shayle Vale, she was the definition of a plain Jane; quiet, overlooked, and freshly dumped by a boyfriend who called her ‘boring’. But when the doctor drops her death sentence, she decides ‘boring’ dies today. She made a list; Quit her job, Lose her virginity to her hot next-door neighbor, get a tattoo and Do what the fuck she wants. But life doesn’t play fair. Her shitty boss refused to accept her resignation, her neighbor was allegedly still a virgin, and nothing on her list was going according to plan. Now Shayle’s plain, safe little life is spiraling into messy office wars, late-night temptations, secrets she never saw coming and a toxic love triangle. Will she tick off her last wishes, or will fate throw her off the list completely and into the arms of two sinfully attractive men instead?

" I hate you but I want to kiss you." His husky voice whispered into my ears as he pinned me against the wall. It was getting hot in here and down there as well. "Go ahead, after all, we are frenemies." I bit my lips as we maintained eye contact. He groaned before locking his lips with mine and fondling my bosom. *** Riley Anderson is the son of a Billionaire, he's arrogant, proud and bipolar, he has severe anger issues, he's not your typical player because he's selective with the girls he wants, he's the definition of player who got played by his high school ex girlfriend when he became vulnerable, he detest love. Ivy Moore, she's the daughter of a Billionaire who deals on real estate, she's beautiful and antisocial, she hasn't been lucky in the relationship and friendship department either because of her past experiences, she doesn't want to be shot by Cupid. They meet in college and hatred becomes the order of the day, they can't stand each other, they are either bickering or lip locking or even worst, fucking their brains out. Will enemies ever become lovers?.

Naka-arrange marriage na ang kasal ni Sophia Aragon kay Tyler Santibañez mula nang mga bata pa lang sila. Tyler Santibañez is the least attractive; bukod sa mataba, nakasuot din ito ng napakapal na salamin. Nang mamatay ang mga magulang ni Sophia, binali niya ang kasunduan na pakasalan si Tyler. Sa halip na ituloy ang pagpapakasal kay Tyler nang tumungtong siya sa edad na dalawampu, nagpakalayo-layo siya. Until she met Rowan Trajano. She thought she would finally get her happy ending nang magpakasal sila nito. Pero sa isang gabi lang, gumuho ang lahat. Matapos siyang isama sa party ng asawa na si Rowan, she was drugged and violated. Her own husband sold her in exchange for a billion-peso project. At ang lalaking nakabili kay Sophia ay walang iba kundi si Tyler. Pero hindi na ito ang dating matabang lalaki na nagsusuot ng makapal na salamin. He is now the definition of a Greek god from Mt. Olympus.

~All I want is Her~ His Name is Nathaniel, A business tycoon. He's freaking Rich and handsome, he looks just like a Greek God. He gets whatever he wants, he has the right to anything he chose but to her, it's a crappy idea to think you own everything. A Second class ballerina, she's beautiful, bold and, crazy. She's called Sharon, the real definition of crazy, her craziness has no limits. She thinks it's all about her beauty, she thinks he wants her because of her beauty unknown to her that she's a property he invested in. The very first time they met, he said to her; "I want you" "Lol, you gotta be kidding me right? Do I look like an item on sale?" "To me you're an item and I meant it when I said I want you" "Look around us, you could buy anyone one want but not me" "I'm not buying you, I own you and there's nothing you can do about it" "Are you..." "Take her into the car, handle her gently cos she's mine"

The Goddess weaved their fate. It is now up to the Luna to strengthen the threads. ... Recent graduate Saira Malivik has her future all planned out; Go home and inherit her father's pack. Wait for her soulmate to come her way and lift her off her feet. Because she has zero faith in the resilience of a chosen mate bond, she never dated a man up to this date. Already 21 and going on 22, the pressure on her increases as the end of the year arrives. Shadows stalk her, while nightmares haunt her dreams. So when Einas Raed, the Lycan Commander of the Pacific Sea, turns out to be her goddess' chosen mate, she leaps at chance to escape her demons, poorly indisposed to mingle with his arrogant species and seemingly gentle Chosen Luna? Not exactly who she claims to be, how will she with this unexpected situation? Join us on this journey to find out!

By hook or by crook, she has to get Derick Almabis, CEO, Most - sought bachelor in town, the disciplinarian, and the perfect one. What more can you ask for? Nasa kanya na ang lahat na gugustuhin ng isang babae. She had been friend-zoned for so long. And now she was threatened by the presence of Patty Benitez in his life who he had just known recently. Asias Top Model na kinuha nito para sa commercial ng hotel na pagmamay - ari ng mga Almabis. Nawalan na ito ng panahon sa kanya. Nalipat nang lahat kay Patty. Hindi ba't nakakainis naman talaga yun? She already turned 22 pero bokya pa rin. NBSB pa rin sa kahihintay kay Derick. She made a tricky plot upang makuha si Derick. A plot she'll regret in the end.

Erik Smith is the Alpha of The Silver Growlers pack. He is 22 and still hasn't found his mate. He's the most powerful Alpha. His collection is the strongest. He's caring and friendly to his group and close friends, but he's ruthless to rogues and his enemies. Clara Lee is the daughter of the Alpha of the Hollow Angel Pack. Everyone loves her; She's like the princess of Hollow Angel Pack. She is now 18 and still hasn't found his mate, but that all changes when a group of rogues kills her pack, and she's the only one who survived, thanks to her parents and crew, who sacrificed their lives for her to live. When his brother heard this, he went to Hollow Angel Pack as soon as possible and saw his sister crying at the dead bodies of her parents. Clara moves to The Silver Pack with his brother and discovers that Alpha Erik is her mate.

Sehari setelah aku dan Narto Gunawan mengajukan gugatan cerai, dua video menjadi viral. Satunya adalah video tujuh tahun yang lalu, aku yang berusia 22 tahun menemani Narto bernyanyi di lorong bawah tanah. Aku sambil memegang kotak makan siang seharga dua puluh ribu dan tersenyum ke arah kamera. “Apakah Mulan Angeta di masa depan akan sangat bahagia setelah menikah dengan penyanyi Narto yang menjadi terkenal? Aku tidak boleh melupakan semua kerja keras yang telah kulalui demi dia selama bertahun-tahun, dia harus membalasku dua kali lipat!” Video lainnya adalah hari ini ketika Shinta Claudia berjalan sambil menggandeng tangan Narto di podium Penghargaan Melodi Emas. Pria itu mengungkapkan rasa cintanya dalam bahasa Italia, “Akhirnya, aku tidak perlu lagi melihat Mulan merindukanmu."

Revan, 25 tahun, masih terpukul dengan kematian ibunya yang baru beberapa bulan lalu. Ketika luka itu belum sembuh Arman, sang Ayah justru memutuskan untuk menikah lagi dengan seorang perempuan, yang ku tau itu adalah sahabat Mama. Tanpa meminta persetujuan Revan, sang ayah membawa istri barunya, beserta putri angkatnya yang berusia 22 tahun bernama Alya, untuk tinggal di rumah keluarga mereka. Sejak awal, Revan menolak keberadaan wanita itu dan anaknya. Ia menganggap kehadiran mereka adalah bentuk penghinaan terhadap kenangan ibunya. Alya yang sebenarnya tidak bersalah, justru menjadi sasaran kemarahan dan kebencian Revan. Namun, benci yang tumbuh setiap hari perlahan berubah arah, saat tubuh dan tatapan Alya mulai memancing perasaan terlarang yang tidak bisa Revan kendalikan.

Serra Wilson, 22 tahun. Dia membutuhkan uang tiga ratus juta secepatnya untuk operasi kanker otak adiknya. Dan untuk itu ia rela melakukan semua, termasuk menjual dirinya pada seorang iblis tampan yang merupakan orang berpengaruh di kotanya. Sejak saat itu ia berjanji tak akan membuka hatinya karena menganggap semua pria hanya butuh tubuhnya...bukan hatinya! Reynard Jayde Alexander, 28 tahun Jiwanya tertantang ketika seorang gadis datang padanya untuk menyerahkan diri. Awalnya dia hanya ingin memanfaatkan saja, tapi semakin lama hatinya tidak bisa berbohong. Tidak hanya tubuh, tapi dia ingin memiliki jiwa dan raga gadis itu seutuhnya. Apapun ia lakukan untuk menaklukkan gadis keras kepala itu. Sampai kapanpun gadis itu akan menjadi budaknya, hanya miliknya!