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Trigger warning; you are going to hate the main character or you might just fall in love with her. ******* When Angela Smith starts working for the young and sexy Leo Cross, an ambitious, rich philanthropist and owner of a Sports Agency. She fell hard, instantly imagining herself with him. But there is one thing standing in her way, his wife. After stealing Leo away from Natasha Cross, Angela thought she had it all, but she soon learns that not everything that glitters is gold. Natasha was glad to get away from her ex-husband, while Angela suffered abuse after abuse and was kept locked up by the possessive CEO. Can Angela escape from Leo like Natasha did? (She could only hope that someone falls for him like she did and steals him away.) Or will she remain his captive?

"From a million miles afar, looks up a woman. Eyes glistening with tears, shedding for the man lying at cosmos." Despaire Grevett has always hated her name for its peculiarity. In spite of it, the name itself resonates with her life. As she discovered the world of Terralona, the dark secrets of her identity were unearthed. Mysteries that we're long-forgotten were unveiled. Amidst her journey of seeking the truth, she met Cross Trevese Ashmeir, a man of her age who describes himself as the absolute epitome of tragedy. They were two kindred souls in two different worlds. But how can Despaire survive the fact that she is the root of Cross' tragedy? One lie and a disclosed secret, either of the two bring chaos. Will she be able to withstand the fate that was given to both of them? Or drown by the horror of the blood running through her veins?

Rose Hathaway is the original half breed - a hybrid. Follow Rose and her companions as she explores her way through senior year at St Vlad's. In a universe of werewolves, vampires, and cross breeds, what will Rose find Under The Moonlight?

{Completed}(Previously called Keenan Hiltons Chaos) The room is awfully quiet except for Keenan's laboured breath and my heavily pounding heart. His hands are planted on his hips and his eyes fixated on the ceiling as if he's thinking about all the regretful things he's done in his life. Why does this feel like the beginning of another disastrous road? “What's wrong?” I ask in a panic because I wonder if he's also recollecting the events that happened last night in part like I am and regretting it. “Apparently we did more than get drunk last night,” He lifts the paper certificate from the bar counter and shows it to me, “we got married.”

The Moon Goddess and the king of the forest fell in love, but their love was that of a forbidden love. Separated by the rulers of earth they lived on but she bore his sons and daughter. Afraid that she couldn't care for them she cast them off into the clans beneath her along with her Wrath, Sloth, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Pride and Greed. Because they were her children they suffered in many ways but they knew that they were the chosen ones and needed to endure all the sufferings so that one day, they could be happy.* Loyal to Wrath* For Their Sake* Honey and Mate (Sloth)* 8th Sin (Vampire x Werewolf)* Extra's - Envy's Lust* Lust & His Woman* Greed the Rogue* Pride's Lonely Road* Gluttony's Dance

Haven Miles has her life determined. She has a stable job and a wonderful man by her side. James Cross, whom she looks forward to getting married and grow old with. What could possibly go wrong?

Sam and Junior are normal teenagers, childhood friends and cousins. One day whilst they play, they happen to cross by a very enticing fruit. Their lives takes a huge turn when they consume it Later on they realize they are just as powerful to save the world from the oppressing army, The Force

A sizzling collection of taboo love stories where step siblings cross the line between hate, heat, and heartache. Each tale explores forbidden desire, explosive chemistry, and the dangerous thrill of wanting what you should not have. From enemies to lovers to reverse harems, these stepbrother romances are anything but innocent.

Leia was the daughter of a Beta, strong minded and a strong warrior. When her best friend Alley was preparing for the fight of her life against Bosch, Leia became one of his victims. Controlling her in ways that made her question her very life. When she was saved she was put through excruciating pain to bring her back to herself but was she really? A break away from reality to find herself again and to love herself again was beginning to work out and little did she know that she was on the road to finally meet her mate Brandon. Brandon is the gamma and wants nothing more than to protect Leia from the darkness of the world but can he keep the nightmares at bay and the bad days away? Follow their story to find out.

It was just around that time when the world was screaming "Happy new year!" In the year 2000, Aurora felt the world crumble. The person she cherished the most, the one she loved and supported cheated on her, and finding out, her happiness was taken from her, her soul turned blue, and sadness crept into her eyes. Darkness fell around her like a curtain and death filled her innocent mind. Aurora walked the streets, blank and hoping for things to end. On the other side, Liam Dagon, King of Nuland arrived home from a secret war, heading to his hideout, he bumps into a drained young lady, her dark eyes met his and continued without hesitation, he pulls her away from the road, where their fate begins.