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Cheryl sighed and looked off into the distance, her brown eyes taking on a far-off look. “I can’t wait to write it,” I answered and snickered. It was going to be so much fun. “I’m already thinking of titles.” “Hot men fall over themselves to get in on polyamorous love,” Kim teased and moved her arms out as if following the headline. “Men desperate to prove how big their dicks are, get them out to prove it,” Cheryl joined in and we all laughed at that one. “It’s that bad,” I answered with a nod. “I’ve got so many dick pics on my phone now I could start my own website.”

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

I couldn't control myself anymore and laughed hard at his face. "O...look at your face...you...you couldn't take my joke lightly...i was kidding okay... And on a serious note, i just put in action what i have read..." I confessed truly this time. "Hell you and your silly jokes...never repeat the one...actually i am surprised more on your confession as i never knew you would be reading such stuff..." He said amusingly. "I have read many adult novels. And you're saying as if you never read such stuffs" i said pouting my lips.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"Alright, alright. Months in and you're still this clingy?" Her friends didn't even flinch. Totally numb to it. I just stood there, watching, heart freezing over. So yeah—everyone knew. Everyone but me. Eugene smiled at the teasing, soaking it up. Like the scene wasn't messy enough, people started tossing out questions—when was the last time they'd hooked up? Vanessa dropped her head, all shy. Eugene? He looked smug as hell. "Day before yesterday. Room next to the master bedroom."

Lizeth says and she chuckles loudly and her actions at that time makes her look like a lady that has lost her mind but she was in a club that they do not care about what you are doing because every one of them is doing something so crazy. "I thought I was the only one labeled as a b***h because I was cheating on my friend with her boyfriend but who would have thought you are no different sucking the same d***k as your friend," Lizeth continues her monologue and she burst into another round ls of laughter because that was one of the funniest things she has heard as of the moment. After all, it was exhilarating.

"Chill, Daddy! It's April's Fool!" Yeah, chill Daddy. It's April's Fool. Who hurt you? Why do you need to be so serious? Jeez. Genevieve is still laughing from the same spot since a minute ago, "Clearly we're fools to believe that! Good one, Al! Though I do want to chain you to a tree and let out a bag of ants all over you right now. Good one, Geema!" I grin at the compliment as the other adults are laughing as well as the bigger kids. Well, other adults except Calvin. Whatever, he's boring liddat.

By then they were all on Faceb*ok live and the whole pack was watching them act like horn dogs. BWAHAHAHAHA. “You enjoying the dish and the song together, Sweetheart ?” Chester chuckled before pecking my lips and joining me on the sofa. “Yeppity yep yep,” I sassed. “Who needs to go to Vegas when these duffers are here to give a full on “Cookie” experience,” I chuckled. “God tell me about it,” Chester groaned. “Ryder and Zane would not shut up yapping about pregnancy jokes and Dad jokes,” he complained. “Plus I seriously never thought that I shall be the one getting pregnant,” he grunted.

By then they were all on Faceb*ok live and the whole pack was watching them act like horn dogs. BWAHAHAHAHA. “You enjoying the dish and the song together, Sweetheart ?” Chester chuckled before pecking my lips and joining me on the sofa. “Yeppity yep yep,” I sassed. “Who needs to go to Vegas when these duffers are here to give a full on “Cookie” experience,” I chuckled. “God tell me about it,” Chester groaned. “Ryder and Zane would not shut up yapping about pregnancy jokes and Dad jokes,” he complained. “Plus I seriously never thought that I shall be the one getting pregnant,” he grunted.

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