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“Duh mister, I won't introduce you with someone who's just sixteen or seventeen years old, what is that pedophile? But of course, age doesn't matter for those who truly love each other” "Naks pick-up line ma'am?" "Yes you want me to pull your testicles?" “What the—”, hahahahahahahahaha I really can't stop laughing What is this woman saying? It's so gross hahahahahahahahaha "Hehe just a joke, but do you know Alexa Eunice Wilzt?" “H-Ha? Who's that?" "Oh hehe you can't fool me mister, you're obvious, so how did you meet her?"

This was way above our league. We ordered, and while we waited, he kept the jokes coming, each one dumber than the last. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?” he asked, his grin wide. I rolled my eyes. “Nacho cheese. Come on, Liam, I’m mourning, not a five-year-old.” “Right, right. My apologies, ma’am. I’ll stick to the sophisticated ones. What did one plate say to the other?” “I have no idea,” I said, rolling my eyes.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”

Alfred responded with a slight frown. “That's because it only works if children drink it. That's why the label says keep away from children.” Roman responded with a cheeky smile and Alfred let out a cute scoff before pouting his lips. “Just how dumb do you adults think I am? Of course I know it's because it makes you say funny things and act funny. That's why it's only for adults.” He said as he crossed his arms and we all laughed heartedly. “Of course, how could we have forgotten how smart you are.” I said and ruffled his hair, then pulled at his cheek slightly.

Even she was very fond of watching animated movies. “Yes there is nothing wrong in watching cartoon but if an adult watch cartoons then trust me it’s not okay and so is the person.” He was finding the situation really amusing. It wasn’t like his first time witnessing a adult watching cartoon. Two of his past girlfriends, in his teens were obsessed with cartoons. He just wanted to tease her. Her innocent stupid replies were really amusing to him. “You...!” She started. His ears perked up in alert. “I what?” He challenged. “Insane!” She didn’t hesitate.

That's an understatement. The room filled with laughter, warm and easy, as they shared stories and jokes, enjoying each other's company. Kris suddenly sat up, "Wait, what's the weirdest dream anyone's had recently?" Claudine's eyes sparkled, "Oh, I had this crazy dream about cats taking over the world." Ezrianna chuckled, "That's nothing. I dreamt I was flying, but my wings were made of cotton candy." Denzel shook his head, laughing, "You two are something else." As they continued sharing their bizarre dreams, the evening wore on, filled with warmth, laughter, and the simple joy of being together.

I say out loud Kyle growls and I laugh. "Oh come on honey. You know I love you but yours just couldn't do it for me today. There are five other men in here that I know work out daily and I needed something to fuel my day a little. And it wasn't like I was trying to lick chocolate off of them" I say smirking Dante looks at me and winks and I bust our laughing. "What?" Jace asks "Nothing just a inside joke" I say "Alright go spend some money. Do you have enough?" Dante asks

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

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