My Enemy [BL]
I even made air quotes for emphasis, which earned me a sharp look.
"Don’t twist my words, hamster," he said, a half-smirk dancing on his lips, which only made me roll my eyes. "I just pointed out that you have the survival instincts of a koala."
"Wow, coming from the guy who started a fight in front of the whole school, that’s rich," I shot back, folding my arms. "And what if a bear showed up at the house while I was alone and I got mauled? You’d feel pretty stupid for letting me go off by myself."