Clumsy Opposite Novels & Stories

She had sprinkled the ugly mixture of colour on a part of my suit jacket and instead of apologising like any normal human being should have, she didn't do that. Instead, she'd snapped like an angry twig which people had been stepping on for quite a while now and once the twig felt like it has had enough, it released itself like a catapult swinging it's stone around. That was how miss clumsy had reacted yesterday to my jabs, even I hadn't seen it coming at all.

Todd raised his hand while still playing with Ranz in the crib. “How are you handling things? Is Ranz a handful?” Kyle asked as he took a seat in the kitchen. “Well, he’s getting more . . . active and playful. He just wouldn’t stop moving when he’s awake. He’s always crawling when I put him on the floor, so I keep him on the crib when I’m doing something else. He’s determined to climb over it, though. He can stand with assistance. I’m almost afraid I’ll have to chase after him when he starts walking.”

" Joan chipped in defiantly and everyone giggled. "I didn't ask for your opinion." "Alright no grudge, which area don't you get straight maybe I might be of help?" I said humorously. Weren't you listening to me? I can't even distinguish between the laws and the formulae. It so strange to me." Clara said. "You know what? If I were you Clara I will stop eating to much junks and instead of eating too much getting clumpy everyday, I'll be feeding my brain with studies." Cynthia chip in.

I tried but failed to move. “This is what happens when you don’t kill your opponent. They get the upper hand and you’re left at a disadvantage. In a battle, you should never show mercy. Your opponent isn’t your friend and they won’t hesitate to take you out. Your hesitation to hurt me is your weakness and will get you killed,” Clara’s voice said from somewhere close by.

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.