Craig Alanson's 'Columbus Day' is one of those sci-fi gems that hooks you from the first page, and the sheer size of it adds to the epic feel. My paperback copy clocks in at around 368 pages, but I’ve seen some editions vary slightly depending on formatting. The story itself is such a wild ride—military sci-fi with a snarky AI and alien politics—that I barely noticed the length. It’s the kind of book where you look up and realize you’ve burned through half of it in one sitting.
What’s funny is that the page count almost doesn’t matter because the pacing is so tight. I’ve lent my copy to friends who normally avoid chunky books, and they all ended up finishing it in a weekend. The audiobook version is also fantastic if you prefer listening, though that’s a whole different way to experience Skippy’s hilarious antics.