Comic Clown Novels & Stories

“The poor guy just wants somebody to smell his flower.” The clown perked up immediately. Kael bent down. His nose went right into the center. You could practically see him preparing for the water. His eyes closed. His shoulders tensed. The flower squirted. Unfortunately for Kael, it wasn’t water. The smell hit instantly. Rotten eggs. Pure concentrated death. Kael jumped backward so fast he nearly fell over. A long string of curses exploded from his mouth. The clown doubled over laughing. Then he bowed dramatically as if he’d just completed the greatest performance in history.

"How could I earn one?" The guy stop munching for a second to wink at her and rest his hand on his chin and clicked his tongue. After a while, he got his fork and spoon again."I have a show tonight, come with me." Sensing the silence that surrounded them he swallowed his food then continued, "on a comedy bar, I work as a stand-alone." And if that wasn't the funniest thing she ever heard, Cleo held her mouth to stop the laughter from escaping.

Geez! "Pfffttt...Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" we can't help but burst out laughing. Well, who wouldn't be if they saw Clarence like this? "Hahahahahahaha what the hahahaha f*ck! Hahahaha dude, you're already old and a man. Wait, are you really a man? Because a true man will never wear underwear that has a Barbie design. You're such a gay dude, or should I call you sister? " Clyde taunts Clarence while laughing.

Which means the dealer is relatively tiny. “Huh, a small company, but his arrogance is incredible,” Nicko sneered. Unfortunately, three young men standing near him started laughing at the joke of one of them. The man who created the parody was Nate Brighton. “No wonder I’ve smelled something disgusting. There is trash here, apparently,” Nate sneered, followed by the laughter of his two friends. “Hey, did you forget to tell your clerk to clean,” his blonde friend sneered. “Hmm, they cleaned up earlier, but the trash showed up again,” Nate explained.

"Yes so I heard. One with a giant Afro." "Lots of clowns wear a rainbow fro." "And a giant red nose." "That's almost standard issue in the clown community." "And giant flip flops." "Giant shoes are also a thing among the clowns." "And s cheeky speedo." "Oh my god! Really!? Carlos will be thrilled to hear his product is becoming a hit before they even arrive in stores... Although this could also mean a competitor may have stolen his product early! We should notify him!" .... "Okay yes it was me! At least Arthur will have to deal with this instead of you." Collen announced proudly. While it was giving Arthur a headache, for once Collen could proudly declare he wasn't causing Evelyn Issues.

He laughed frantically. “Only clowns get away with murder and I'm pretty sure you're not one of them. Think twice man before destroying that tiny piece of humanity within yourself.” “Don't be an arse, nobody in his right senses will think you were murdered. I will make it look like what it should be.”

“You have a friend like Kayla. And you know her. Probably better than I do. Yet, you can't hide what you are. Good job, though. You saved your friend where I'm absent.” The clown smiled from ear to ear. “What’re friends for?” Then the clown’s eyes were perusing through him. “You’re shivering.” He sniffed in. “You smell like medications. And I think I smell your illness. What happened to your beast? How dead is it?”

"Do you think i'm a clown,huh? Do you think that you can bring me here and insult me,make fun of me like this?Well i knew it was a mistake following you here..in that..in that place! I shouldn't have trusted you!Bring me back home!" He didn't seem to be surprised.He stood there as if nothing happened,as if there was a cool breeze passing by,like he didn't hear a single word i just said.He laughed.Again.Please hold me back,or else i'm going to kill him! He clapped his hands in satisfaction.Well done Hayley,your performance was amazing!You should apply for a post at the circus!You're a real Clown Hayley Dean! "You know what..i really want to punch you in the mouth..", he said.

Declan's mouth watered as his eyes smiled at the food on the food cart. I don't know how the fuck he could be hungry with the whole place smelling like inside a rotting corpse. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up when I heard the carnival anthem playing. "Step right up! Step right up! Zombies and ghouls, banshees and golems!" A fat clown announced as his crooked lips fester into a frightening frown. We paused as he continued. "Step right up and try something new! That's right folks, we're tasting new things today." It pointed at us. I jumped to the side, making sure his nasty finger was pointing directly at Declan.

One time, he prank called his fat Physics teacher and insulted his body shape and repeatedly called him ‘man tits’ with another student’s phone, which he found in his locker, when the teacher took it up and made sure there was an investigation carried out, he was hoping he’d finally pin the menacing Andy but the IP address was traced to an unfortunate Billy Wilmore, who faced a two-week suspension because Andy was a gifted impressionist, which gave him the ability to mimic Billy’s high-pitched voice. ‘‘Don’t be a clown. We them boys is going to sit and pro’ly two girls too, then the remaining will sit on our laps and that will earn us a free road grinding.’’ Adamie reasoned as a smile crept