Corny Pick Up Line Jokes

"We will never come back here next summer. We won't." Kuya Dusk's voice sounded with finality. I heard my brothers sighed heavily. They both kissed me in my forehead, and the next thing I knew, my vision were blocked by darkness. I am to reckless for giving trust. I am a foolish when I gave love. It's all absurd, but I did all that. For him, for the man I thought of never gonna hurt me. I want to forget you. I hope I could wake up tomorrow with no worries, tomorrow that I will no longer remember you, Trevor. I wish I could forget how I gave my whole stupid heart to you.

Kate Castillo is the kind of girl who would do anything she wants in life. Partying, drinking, having intercouse to whoever she likes, she wants to experience all the good things in life. While on the other hand, Axel Crawford is the kind of person who takes everything seriously. Mula sa trabaho, sa pakikipag kaibigan, to the point na pati pag-girlfriend, hindi pa nito nararanasan. And because Kate is up to every challenge, sinubukan niyang mapalapit kay Axel. Pero hindi nito alam na iba magmahal ang mga seryoso. When she finally succeeds to seduce him, doon pa lang pala magsisimula ang kalbaryong hindi niya kailan man inaasahan.

No one takes Farrah Torres seriously. Palibhasa, ay mukhang walang kaseryosohan sa buhay, lumaki sa probinsiya, at hindi pa nakakatapos ng pag-aaral ay mababa na ang tingin sa kaniya ng lahat. But without her family knowing, behind her playful acts, Farrah has her own secrets that reveal who she really is. Due to a promise made to an old man, Farrah ends up being engaged to one of the most sought-after bachelors, Hector Hontiveros—a wealthy, successful, but arrogant grandson of the old man whom owed debt of gratitude. They don’t like each other, but for the sake of their promise, they decided to give it a try. Will this shotgun marriage deal become a real forever commitment?

Clint Amiel Vilbarje, a well known bachelor business man, who owns lots of companies in Manila. He grew up alone when his parents passed away since he was young. Mula pa noon, nasanay na siya sa buhay na sarili lamang niya ang pinagkakatiwalaan. All he wants to do is to enjoy his fucking life at it's fullest, but when it comes to business-he is more than a tiger for being ruthless, that's why everyone calls him a 'beast'. But one day, his life changed. When Zhairiyah Agvanzen entered his chaotic life. She is destined to be his wife. Will he let himself trust the woman? Or he will remain untrusty to anyone?

Viatrice Thaliya Rosales was never meant to beg or bend. Heiress to one of the country’s most powerful families, she walked away from the wealth and the name, determined to build a life on her own. But when the Rosales empire nears ruin, she’s dragged back into a world of power plays and secrets. And waiting for her is a man who holds the key to saving everything—on one condition. Marriage. It was supposed to be nothing more than a transaction. A contract bound by signatures, not emotions. But the more Thaliya finds herself tangled in his world, the harder it becomes to tell where duty ends and desire begins. She thought she was giving up her freedom. What she didn’t expect was to risk her heart.

Andrea, a kind-hearted and uncomplicated young woman, becomes engaged to her boyfriend, Gabriel. To celebrate, they attend a party at a hotel. However, after excessive drinking, Andrea mistakenly enters the wrong room, where she encounters a stranger. Both being intoxicated, they engage in an intimate encounter. The next morning, Andrea wakes up shocked and anxious, realizing she's naked with a stranger. She hastily departs without seeing the stranger's face, except for the tattoo on his back. After the one-night stand, Andrea's life is turned upside down when she discovers she's pregnant with the stranger's child. Will Andrea and the stranger ever meet again? Even though she can't recall his face.

She wakes up that morning in an unfamiliar room with a stranger lying beside her and both naked under that plain green blanket.Wala siyang maalala sa nangyari and what shocked her most is when he claimed and mistook her for some lowly prostitute!Rage and anger comsumed her pero wala siyang magawa kundi iiyak nalang ang nangyaring iyon sa kanya. Pinilit niyang kalimutan ang gabing iyon, pinilit niyang ipagpatuloy ang kanyang buhay.Pero paano niya gagawin iyon kung matapos ang isang buwan ay natagpuan niya ang sarili na dinadala ang bunga ng gabing iyon. Ang bunga na naging sanhi ng pagkasira at pagkawala ng lahat-lahat sa kanya!

Lingid sa kaalaman ng marami na ang CEO Billionaire na si Lucious Maybach ay may blood genetic disease. In search for the cure he stumbled upon an auction house where a girl with rare healing blood is up for bidding. He didn’t hesitate to secure the bid and won. Hindi muna nagbayad si Lucious, nag-request siya na patunayan ng auction house ang healing powers ng dugo ng babae. They let him taste her blood to which he was surprised because he felt a sudden driving force in his system. “I am your master now,” he declared upon finally buying the innocent and mute miracle girl.

She gave him eight years. He gave her a divorce mid-sex, all for the dying wish of his sister, Naomi. Liv signed the papers, burying her marriage and the truth about her secret baby. Now, she's free and ready to walk away. But when she sees CEO Hudson publicly embracing Naomi, a single, cold glance from Liv shatters him. She's not angry—she's just done. "Go live your life with Naomi. But don't expect me to wait." He gave her up easily. But how can he move on when his ex-wife is carrying the one thing he can never get back?

Xiana Autumn Asher, a skilled lawyer by day and a deadly agent by night, is no stranger to danger—especially growing up as the Mafia Princess of the Asher family. She has loved Dark Gunter Jones, her brother’s best friend and a feared mafia boss, for as long as she can remember. But when an arranged marriage binds them together, Xiana finds herself trapped in a love full of secrets, betrayal, and unexpected passion. Years after heartbreak and separation, she returns with a secret of her own—their daughter. Fate forces them back together in a deadly game of revenge, power, and redemption. As past enemies resurface and their love is tested, can Xiana and Gunter fight for their family and the future they never thought possible?