Corny Pick Up Line Jokes

Hindi alam ni Cheska Vega kung kamalasan ba o tadhana ang naglapit sa kanya sa apat na gwapong propesor ng campus. Ang plano lang niya ay makatapos nang tahimik, pero napasok siya sa isang lihim na set up na puno ng tukso at bawal na pagnanasa. Ngunit paano kung sa gitna ng larong bawal ang puso, siya mismo ang unang madapa? Sa bawat araw na lumilipas, mas nahuhulog siya sa apoy ng kanilang lihim na relasyon. Ang mga lalaking dati’y simpleng pantasya lang, unti-unti nang nagiging sentro ng kanyang mundo. Ngunit sa likod ng halakhak at init, hanggang kailan niya kakayaning itago ang kasalanang ito? At sa apat na lalaking nagturo sa kanya kung paano magmahal sa paraang bawal… sino ang pipiliin ni Cheska sa dulo ng lahat ng tukso?

"All the beautiful memories, just turned into a beautiful nightmares." Breaking up with the guy you love the most is the hardest part of being in love. Letting go as if it’s only the choice you need to choose. Letting go even though you want to hold that person as tightly as you can just to make that person stay besides you. I really want to hold back, I want to fight for us, but how can I do that? Kung ang taong inaasahan mong lalaban din para sa iyo ay sumuko na nang tuluyan? Paano mo pa siya hahawakan kung siya na mismo ang kusang bumibitaw? Sometimes, when you love someone, you want and wishes them the best and happiness, but then sometimes, what's best for them is not you — you're not part of it. We love each other, but we choose to let go each other, it's not because we're coward and afraid to face it, but because that's the only thing we can do to save 'us'. WHERE YOU CAN'T STAY FOREVER.

After her mother's death, Mari spent her life living with her aunt in the United States. Kuntento na siya roon, not until her own Aunt Melissa framed her up so that she can go back to her home country, the Philippines, which she hates the most. Doon ay makikilala niya si SJ. Naging magkaibigan sila, hanggang sa nagkaibigan. Mabilis ang mga pangyayari. In her three months stay, nawala ang pagkadalaga niya. Akala niya ay okay na ang lahat pagkatapos noon. She thought of her wedding as the beginning of her happy ending. Their happy ending. Hanggang sa mapag-alaman niya na may iba nang babae ang daddy niya. Kasabay ng pagkaalam niya na niloloko siya ng asawa niya. And to make her situation more even worst? Nalaman niya na ang babae pala ng daddy niya ay walang iba kundi ang ina ni SJ. Making her jerk husband her probable stepbrother...

Rhian Santos, supposed to celebrate their Graduation on a Club but why does it goes wrong? The simple celebration turns to be steamy and intense night that wasn't her intention. That night she met the Business Tycoon Ryker Brown. The man who took her innocent, she just woke up beside him. It didn't end there on what happen between them. He proposed a deal with her, she declined it but her body tells otherwise. Everything was on the right place until her biggest fear happen! She fall inlove with him! And brings her to jeopardize that breaks her heart! Falling inlove with him was the thing she fear the most, cause she know's every part of him. He is heartless, a man who doesn't know how to be serious and always look at things like a business! Is there's still a chance that he would loved her too? Knowing that Ryker Brown the business tycoon has perception that 'Woman are just like contract that have an expiration'

One brother hired her. The other can’t let her go. She only meant to play pretend. She never meant to steal a heart… or hide his heir. Gianna “Gigi” Rae Cuevas grew up with nothing, hustling on the streets just to survive. But one reckless act of bravery—saving billionaire Rafael De Luca from a thief—throws her into a world of wealth and power. Her reward? A deal too good to refuse: pretend to be Rafael’s girlfriend for one month. It should have been simple. Until Rafael’s older brother walks in. Leandro De Luca is cold, ruthless, and impossible to resist. He believes Gigi is a gold-digger. He wants her gone. But the more he fights it, the deeper he falls. When lies, betrayal, and scandal tear them apart, Gigi vanishes. Years later, she returns with the one secret that could destroy them all. A forbidden romance. A dangerous bargain. And a love that refuses to stay buried.

Eden set up her stepsister during her bachelorette party, so that her marriage with Nicholo could not go through. Nicholo caught her inside the room with other man. Sa galit ni Nicholo ay tinapos nito ang kanilang relasyon pati ang nalalapit nilang kasal. Akala ni Kattie ay iyon lang ang pinakamasakit na naranasan niya sa araw na iyon. Ngunit laking gulat niya nang sa kaniyang pag-uwi ay pinagtabuyan siya ng ama hanggang sa palayasin siya sa mansyon. She tried to explain but no one listened to her. After ten years, she came back and ready to claim her rights as a legal daughter of Johnson's family- surprisingly, she brought a son with her. Pero paano kung isang araw ay magtagpo ang landas nila ng lalaking nakasiping, sampung taon ang nakalipas? At paano kung malaman nitong nagbunga pala ang namagitan sa kanila?

Warning: Matured 18+ contents! Dangerous Saavedra was trouble. It was only after his father's death that he took over the running of their businesses left behind. She is having trouble running their company, so her mother wants Dan to get married right away to have a life partner, but she doesn't want to be tied to a relationship that is not sure about. That was until she met Leandro De Vera (Liam). Liam was the CEO of a multinational corporation. A successful businessman, highly educated and good-looking. In spite of his success, he is also known as a womanizer at walang sinersoyo sa mga naging karelasyon, ma-barkada at mahilig sa kasiyahan. In just one look, and all could feel was became heat. Sa unang pagkikita pa lamang nila ay naging interesado na sila sa isa'tisa. At hindi nag-alangan na ipakita ang interes. Subalit hindi sumangayon sa kanila ang tadhana. Would they just give up, hide their feelings for each other, or fight for their relationship?

Arielle was killed by her husband and cousin after their wedding because she discovered that the two of them cheated on her and wanted to snatch all of her wealth. But she didn't die, instead, she surprisingly found herself the day Tyron proposed to her, six months before their wedding. She thought that God pitied her for dying unjustly and gave her a second chance to change her fate. This time, she promised that what happened to her would not be repeated so she planned to expose the evil deeds of her ex-husband and cousin. At the same time, she entangled with Gun, the mysterious man whom she meets and hires to be his bodyguard and the stranger she had a one-night-stand. They both fall in love with each other despite the huge differences in their personalities and status in society. But what if she discovered that Gun was the CEO of the rival company of her father and he had a selfish reason for approaching her? And will she succeed in revealing the true face of her ex-husband and cousin or end up being killed by them once again?

Zyska Veronica Galvez came from a wealthy family who owned the most famous beaches in the Philippines, Benoît La vie. She grew up thinking that she had everything she needed in life. That's what she thought. That's what everyone said to her, but they were wrong. She's wrong because even though she has everything, she's craving for one thing. One thing that she didn't have and that was love. She was cheated on by her ex-boyfriends and left hurting.   That's the reason why she agreed to marry someone she didn't know. Someone that she didn't love. That was her one last shot. Or maybe she just agreed to marry him because they're both hurt, desperate and need someone.   They made a deal: if they don't love each other in the two years of their marriage, they will separate.   Will they love each other? Or will everything vanish because of his past? Daily update: 7pm

Isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari ang yumanig sa nanahimik na buhay ni Cielo Smithfield. Pangyayari kung saan kailangan niyang magkaroon ng agarang desisyon kapalit ng buhay at kalayaan ng dalawang taong mahal na mahal niya. Ang kanyang mama at papa. Ngunit paano kung ang desisyon na iyon ay kailangang niyang maging back up bride para sa tinakbohang kasal ng kakambal niya? Ang kasal kung saan magiging asawa niya ang isang Oliver Del Fuego. Ang nag-iisang tagapagmana ng Del Fuego Impire at ang nag-iisa tao rin na minsan ng nagwasak at dumurog sa puso niya. Paano makakawala si Cielo kay Oliver Del Fuego? Gayong habang tumatagal ang kanilang pagsasama ay nabuhay naman ulit ang nakabaon na sanang pagmamahal niya, para sa lalaking matagal niya ng inalis sa buhay niya.