Breaking Rule No.1 : Offside Heart.
I made about ten steps onto the field before the whispers started.
"Hey cowgirl!" Someone called out, and the laughter followed right behind it.
I saw Sasha step forward, smug and glowing. "You don't have to stand there awkwardly, we actually saved you a seat, ex girlfriend section, you're welcome."
Everyone laughed harder.
Someone else shouted, "let me guess why he dumped her, her pussy probably tasted like her cowgirl boots."
The whole field erupted and I stood there frozen, unable to fully process the size of the humiliation crashing over me.