Crack An Egg On Your Head Novels & Stories

"Oomph," I groaned as I stumbled on my feet. I caught myself before I crashed on the ground but was unable to save the crates of eggs in my hands. Most of them cracked on impact, and only three of them survived with a little scratch. I was in big trouble.

“Roman. come here. Help me crack the eggs “ I instructed with a smile . “But I’ve never cracked eggs before. I don’t know how to do it “His face frown cutely. “Don’t stress yourself. You’ll have wrinkles and you’re only seven. Will you still have luck with the ladies? “I teased as he shyly looked down before I added “I’ll teach you.” He looked so cute at that moment. Just like his father, he was also blessed with good looks— he was a child that any woman will be glad to have as hers. I held his hands and gave him a spoon” You just take an egg and then gently hit it with the spoon. The egg will crack and then you can finish the rest with your hands. It’s as simple as that! No hassle at all! “

Not measuring anything exactly but somehow knowing how much to add. "Can I crack the eggs?" I asked. She glanced at me. "You remember how?" Of course I do. I’m not a child. "Yes." "Alright." She handed me an egg. "One at a time. Into this bowl." I took the egg and tapped it against the edge of the bowl the way she'd taught me before. Too soft. Nothing happened. I tried again, harder, and the shell cracked. I used my thumbs to pull it apart and the egg dropped into the bowl, mostly clean except for a small piece of shell.

“Beat the eggs fast and hard.” I whisked frantic, eggs frothing into yellow peaks as she slammed the massive cock in, stretching me wide with buzzing intensity, oil squelching loud with every thrust. “Take it all, you stud—moan my name like you need it,” she growled, pounding relentless. “Nina—fuck—Toria, deeper, please!” I begged, my voice raw. She reached around, pinching my clit hard between her fingers while dough slid down my thighs.

- she wondered. Suddenly, a child ran up to Crystal with an egg in his hand. And then he threw the egg, and it smashed against her forehead and bled down her face. The child ran back to his grinning mother, who was laughing. And before she knew it, the boy had returned with a second egg. This one hit her shoulder and splattered across her neck and chest. Crystal stormed over to the boy’s mother. “Do we know each other?” she shouted. “Why is your son throwing eggs at me?”

I asked him with frown. George pointed at the scratch as he said.. "It moved as the scratch made a crack sound. And, I also heard something from it. But after that, it didn't move anymore. That's why I immediately contacted you to come back." George look at me meaningfully as he also glanced at me hands. "If what your uncle said was true, then I'm sure something wrong is happening inside this egg. Should we forcefully cracked it?" Jevro suddenly spoke. "No. We can't. That's dangerous for the hatchling." I told him as I removed my gloves.

)) And that ladies and gentlemen was where Jade lost her shitake mushrooms! ** Cracccccck ** was the sound that rang through the long corridor as I punched her straight in the nose and she flew backwards making a crack in the wall << OMG JADE you're putting us in expense >> (( OH BE QUIET! IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN'T AFFORD IT! PLUS DO YOU NOT HEAR THIS BITCH, HOW ARE YOU SO CALM JEWY? )) I watch as Jade steps forward and stands on her neck and looks down at her with great anger.

She fought with every scrap of strength, locking her jaw and letting out a low, guttural sound of revolt. In the chaos, there was a loud "CRACK." The bowl was knocked out of his hand, shattering against the floor. Thick, hot soup splashed over both of them as the porcelain exploded, the sharp sound echoing through the room like a gunshot.

The hallway was silent and scanty, there was no student there and this gave me some sense of relief. I hadn't taken five steps when I felt something moist crack behind me. The shell dropped letting out another crack. It was an egg. My heart thudded in my chest and I braced myself for what was coming next. I shut my eyes as more eggs cracked on my head, face, and body. I tried to cover myself but I knew it was useless. “Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!” They chanted.

The moment I stepped inside the hallway, everything happened in a flash. Before I could even register the sounds around me, something wet, slimy, and cold slammed directly onto the top of my head. A bowl of raw, cracked eggs fell right on me. The thick yellow yolk and gooey egg whites instantly began to run down my hair, dripping onto my forehead and sliding down my face, ruining the makeup I had worked so hard to put on. I gasped, freezing in shock. But the nightmare was just beginning. The next second, the crowd of students lining the hallway erupted into cruel laughter. They reached into their bags and boxes, pulling out more eggs. They began to throw them at me, hard.