Crack An Egg On Your Head Novels & Stories

I didn’t ask you to come. I couldn’t unhear myself say it. I raised the bat high above my head, white-knuckled, my breath hitching as the weight of everything slammed down in one final blow. CRACK. The bat connected with his skull. The sound wasn’t just a crack—it was a pop. Like a watermelon under pressure. Blood and brain matter splashed up the wall behind him. His head slumped grotesquely to one side, barely connected anymore. The chair toppled with him still strapped to it. Limbs twitching, then nothing.

Before the other cards could stop me, I raised the mallet and brought it down with what strength I could muster, smashing her head like a watermelon. It wasn’t blood that came bursting out of her skull. Nope, instead, the crack in her head was like some vortex wormhole that sucked me in. “NO, NO, NO! I don’t want to go in her head!” I screamed, trying to stop getting sucked in, but I didn’t have a choice.

My hand slipped. The axe flew from my grip—and knocked the golden egg across the floor. The egg bounced twice before a crack split across its shell. I was about to fetch something to wipe away the liquid leaking out when a small piece of shell fell off. Then a tiny golden claw poked through the crack and began scratching at the shell. I froze. The claw scratched for a while but couldn’t get out, so it retreated. A moment later, a sharp little golden beak pushed through—but the gap was too small and it got stuck, forcing it to withdraw again.

As time went by, the sound of such heartbeat became more and more clear and powerful. Suddenly— "Crack!" There came a faint crack from the crimson egg. In the middle of the Blood Pool, there were dense and small cracks branching from the crimson giant egg crack. It seemed that a terrible monster was going to emerge out from the shell, just like a butterfly did. As the cracks grew more and more, suddenly with a "bang", a fist came out. A white and fine fist broke the shell from the inside and then stretched out. The five fingers clenched tightly just as tough and powerful as a white hammer.

She disappears behind a screen as I get ready. She reappears as I dry my hands. “Come on, we have 400 eggs to get cracked and we are already behind.” I look at her. I have never cracked an egg before. I watch Ara work. She cracks 2 at a time into a bowl. She is fast. “Come on.” She prompted me. “I erm” “You have never done this before and thought today, of all days, would be a good day to start.” She looked less than impressed at me. “Something like that.” I admitted sheepishly, now knowing how out of my depth I was.

Here goes nothing. I took one egg and inched it into the bowl. Okay, Emma, you've kicked and cracked many balls before, this isn't too new, you can do it this time. I took in a deep breath before I cracked the first egg, maybe a bit too hard than I should, the disgusting yellow content fell into the bowl along with some shells with it, mixing with the flour and the other ingredients I've added from before. "Fuck, fuck," I cursed under my breath as I tried to remove the eggshells but the disgusting smell of the egg had me backing away. I don't need to be pregnant to feel like throwing up at this weird smell.

she says as I allow that to be her last word. I stand up straight again, closing my inner arm around her throat in a headlock, with every muscle in my body I use as much force as I can to snap her neck. The loud crack will probably forever haunt me, not because I just took Adria's life but because the sound was so gruesome. The weight of her head is resting on my arm, I release my arm from the heavy weight and her face falls straight down onto the kitchen table with force, another crack, her nose probably just broke.

He hummed, “Hmm…maybe…but then, eggs are for reproduction. You need a hen to lay an egg.” “But you need an egg to yield a hen.” I countered. He nodded. “Fair thought…it’s why it’s a scientific conundrum.” “Now, crack my eggs, please. I need them in the flour.” I nudged him. Edric cracked it too hard and half the shell dropped into the bowl. He looked at me like he had just committed an abomination, making me laugh. Long and hard. “I’m…I didn’t know…” he huffed and tried using his large hands to fish out the small chunks of eggshell, and struggled until I intervened.

"He is just adding spice. You only snore when you take alcohol. It's not that loud though." "Thanks sis." "She is just saying that to make you feel better." "How about you? Does Ella know about your sweating problem?" "What?" Beau asked. "Drew gets sweaty hair when he is nervous." "You sweat from the head?" "Yeah. He does. One time he bathed his own sweat when he broke the water fountain and was trying to lie about it." "That was when I was young. I don't sweat that bad anymore." "If you say so." "Everyone has a weird quirk."