Crack Meme Novels & Stories

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A CRUSH Prologue " I like you, Simeon " Adriana Confessed Shyly, as her Ears turned red, this was the first time she was having a crush on a guy and telling him about it. " You what? " Simeon asked ignorantly Though he heard what she said. " I said I like you! " Adriana Replied, Repeating her earlier Words.

Rocky groaned, “Can you please stop making it obvious to everyone how bad I am at school? And you, smarty…” “Smarty?” Leo's forehead creased as he reacted. "Rocky, please, can you not start?” Louisa begged with gritted teeth, her expression proving she was as tired as I can be when it comes to Carmela. They were both alike, Rocky and Carmela, both wanting to be rebels like it was anything good and fun. Rocky rolled his eyes as if he had been forced to be here. “I am sorry for calling you a smarty." He gave an apology and went ahead to ruin it as he muttered, “You do look like a smarty, though."

she muttered, pointing to an old car, making everyone burst into laughter. “Are you kidding me? That car is old as hell and isn't even a new model. A fuckin’ Mazda Mx-5. Hey, you're really in for a loss,” the opponent, Charlie muttered to Simon, but the latter seemed completely calm. “And if I win, not only will you pay up, but run around chanting ‘girls are the best,” Harriet calmly stated, making Charlie smile. This young girl was really amusing, thinking she could beat him with an old modelled car. He'd been racing for a decade and not once had anyone beat him in this area. Not only had this blue-haired guy challenged him, but also brought a little girl around, wanting to embarrass him. H

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

Calls and messages from partners, investors, and the media kept coming nonstop. A flood of hateful DMs hit all my social accounts. "You disgusting capitalist. I hope your company goes under tomorrow." "I thought you were some kind of feminist role model. Turns out you just use other women as stepping stones." "People like you don't even deserve to be mothers."

“Calm down, man. We’ll find her. Just breathe- ” “Calm down?” I laughed, bitter and unhinged, grabbing a chair and smashing it against the floor until the legs cracked. “She’s out there- alone, vulnerable. What if someone took her? What if she’s hurt? I’ll kill them. I’ll kill anyone who touches her.” Vlad stepped closer again, voice low. “Dante, listen- ” Suddenly my phone buzzed on the floor amid the debris. An Unknown number flashed on the screen. I snatched it up, swiping to answer with shaking fingers. The negative thoughts corrupted my mind- “Who the fuck is this?”

A pistol crack of flesh on flesh. Pain explodes across my left cheek. It burns hot and bright. "One," I gasp. Smack. "Two." Tears prick my eyes. Not from the pain. From the humiliation. I am served up on a platter, bent over like a whore for their entertainment. Smack. "Three." I stare at the floor. I find a crack in the marble. Focus on the crack. The crack is safe. The crack doesn't feel shame. Smack. "Four."

Following that, I received an invitation from Alexis to join a group chat named "Future Unicorn Core Members" When I joined the chat, the group happened to be active, with messages flying by my screen. However, what caught my attention was that most of the messages were meme stickers of that unflattering photo of me.

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