Crazy Dave Talk Novels & Stories

{ADAM} "Alright everyone, listen the fuck up!" My voice booms through the mic, rising above the music and the noise. "This evening isn’t about me. It’s about this crazy bastard right here, Dave Sterling! The man who built the BlueDave Marina!" I slap Dave’s shoulder hard, and he chuckles, waving at the crowd. I shake my head. "Now, I told him that name was dumb as fuck. BlueDave? Really? But looking at y'all faces this evening… I confess, I was dead wrong!"

“Right. That.” “She still doesn’t have one.” Dave shrugs. “Yeah, I forgot to look. Been busy.” I stare at him. “Busy.” “Do you know how many fires I put out in a day?” He waves his hands as if that excuses it. “Brand deals, scheduling, PR crises—” “She could’ve died.” That shuts him up for half a second. Then he scoffs. Scoffs. “Oh, come on. Cara’s dramatic. You’ll get used to it.”

He spoke in innuedo "You guys can talk in your car" Cassie looked away from Dave to Ryan "There's nothing to talk about" "There's a lot to talk about" Dave disagreed. She glanced at him "Nothing to talk about" she stated firmly, now gaining everyone's attention. I've never seen Cassie with a hard expression, and it just feels weird to witness this. "Fine! I'm gonna say it here, Cas" Dave threatened. Cassie smiled sarcastically "Right here? Right now? You wanna tell everyone we fuc..."

So many topics were created. #NancyExaggeratedWeddingMoney130KActually1300 #GroomKicksPregnantBrideCausingMiscarriage Some shot to the top of trending lists, racking up millions of discussions within just a few hours. Netizens were furious. [My god, I've really seen it all now. Even monsters can disguise themselves as people these days?] [This is ridiculous. Doesn't he know how much money his own family has? What kind of idiot is he?]

Somewhere between the flour, the jokes, and the conversation— Something unexpected happened. They clicked. For the first time in a long time— Dave wasn’t thinking about the past. He was just… there, present and alive . Adia tilted her head slightly. “So… do you always let people throw flour at you on first meetings?” she teased. “Only if they win first place,” Dave replied. She smirked. “Good answer.” There was a pause. A comfortable one. “Maybe,” she said, “we should continue this conversation somewhere that isn’t covered in flour.”

"It's just a combination of... the pressure before the wedding and uh... stupidity." They chuckled as they smoked some more in silence. Ellie couldn't explain it, but Dave's company was a welcome one. Of all her brothers, he possessed the ability to say plenty when saying nothing at all. It almost felt like an entire conversation was taking place without any of them uttering a single word. "Is the wedding making you nervous?" "Yes." "Why?" "For many reasons, Dave," she sighed at the stars. "For many reasons." "Do you want to expand on that?"

“I think my pup didn’t like when I called it a ‘bugger’.” I shook my head and started laughing. Despite all the tension of the evening, I found myself easing a little. “I’m sorry, pup,” Dave said and kissed my belly again. “You are a sweetheart, and I can’t wait to see you.” Then he mused, “I am sure this pup will also look like me. Dave already has all my perfect features.” “Such a peacock you are,” I commented. He smirked. “What? I am stating the obvious.” He rubbed my thighs as he placed a kiss on my lips. “Now that we have successfully dealt with the topic of remote-controlled toys, can you tell me why you are so tense?”

I could see he was disappointed so I quickly said, “I will come back soon, don't worry.” He cheered up and went up the small flight of stairs to where Maria was waiting for him at the door. She took his bag as he got in and I wondered how I was going to keep my promise to visit him soon. “Next stop, The Purple Mirage,” Dave said as he reversed out of the driveway. “How do you find Cynthia?” I was shocked when he asked me that. He saw my look and let out a deep laugh that rumbled pleasantly. “I know you and Cynthia are friends and she told me that you know we are dating too.”

He opened and closed his mouth like a fish . Sarah's mom who has been crying all this while pleaded " please don't do this to us. Tell your boyfriend to please talk to them" Sarah looked at her mom with hate " Mom, you need rehab and thet is exactly where you're going to. You and Dad haven't been the best parents and it's so saddens me all the time.if you know you weren't ready for a child then why have one ?" " No need for small talks. Officers, take them away. " Steve said.

"You crazy man! I'm a NORMAL man! Go find a woman!" ***