Crazy Shower Thoughts

In my previous life, everyone in my family could hear my mother's inner thoughts. I managed to land a new job. The pay was high, and the benefits were great. Instead of being happy for me, she was deeply anxious. She thought, "With her education and her abilities, how could she possibly get a job like that? She must've slept her way to it." After my father heard that, he refused to let me go to work. He stormed into my workplace, made a huge scene, and got me fired. I was furious and decided to move out for a while and stay at my boyfriend's place. On the surface, my mother supported my decision. Deep down, however, she was desperately trying to stop me. She thought, "What should I do? That boyfriend of hers has been married for years. He even has a child. She's someone's mistress. "If she really moves in, that man's wife will surely have a go at her. She'll embarrass the rest of us!" To keep me from leaving, my younger brother broke both my legs with a stick. Then, they locked me inside the house and leave me to suffer on my own. My wounds festered and became infected. I begged them to take me to the hospital, but my mother sighed inwardly, thinking, "She's so rebellious. No matter what anyone says, she insists on leaving this family. "In truth, there's nothing wrong with her legs at all. Once she gets to the hospital, she'll definitely escape." After that, everyone ignored my pleas and left me to die in agony. Even at the very end, I never knew who was to blame for my death. When I open my eyes again now, I realize that I, too, can hear my mother's inner thoughts.

My roommate sets me up. She deliberately forces me into a death-trap survival game. As I shut my eyes and wait for death to take me, I realize that the game's bosses can read my mind. "Look at the blood spurting from this baby doll's neck. It's like a fountain of pee." The baby doll is baffled. It's about to launch its ultimate move, but it falters. "Man, look at how this guy is still sweeping the streets when he's so old. Does he not have a pension?" The old man is about to swallow me whole, but he suddenly gets a heart attack. An ambulance takes him away. "Oh, so this is the amusement park's owner. Oh, dear god, he's handsome, albeit a little skinny. I can send him flying with a kick!" The handsome owner's expression darkens. He instantly takes off his shirt to reveal his washboard abs. "Do you still think I'm skinny?"

Jera have always loved Christian since she was a kid. For her, he is everything a woman could ask for. But all things changed when he introduced Monique as his fiancée on the night of her eighteenth birthday. Convinced that Monique is cheating on Christian, she decided to make everyone believed that something happened between the two of them. However, everything went out of hand and the next thing she knew, they were married. Can she endure the pain of the truth that Christian’s heart still belongs to Monique? Will Jera finally knew the true meaning of love and trust?

"เมื่อไหร่พี่จะลาออกสักที ไม่อยากออกไปทำอาชีพดีๆ กว่านี้เหรอ เรียนก็สูงทำไมอยากมาเป็นคนใช้" "รอให้พี่ได้ผัวรวยๆ ก่อนนะ พี่ถึงจะไป หรือว่าจะให้พี่...จัดการคุณโชซะตอนนี้เลย" "จัดการอะไร?" "ก็...จัดการรวบรัดตัดตอน จับคุณโชทำผัวซะเลยดีไหมคะ พี่จะได้เลิกเป็นคนใช้สักทีไง" "เหอะ! พูดออกมาได้ สมองพี่ไม่คิดอย่างอื่นเลยเหรอ นอกจากเรื่องใต้สะดือ" "แหม! พูดเหมือนตัวเองไม่หมกมุ่นเลยนะคะหนุ่มน้อย เมื่อกี๊ยังเห็นสาวหนอนอยู่ยิกๆ วันหลังก็บอกพี่สิ...พี่ช่วยได้นะ" "พูดอะไรของพี่ ออกไปเลยไป ผมยังไม่ชะตาขาดตอนนี้หรอก" "หึ! ฟังพูดเข้า แล้วอย่ามานั่งกลืนน้ำลายตัวเองแล้วกัน เพราะถ้าถึงวันนั้น คุณโชอาจจะถึงขั้นคางเหลืองเลยนะ" "ออกไปเลย อย่ามาพูดให้ขนลุก "

"Having this type of life is just too difficult to deal. There is no safe place for you to live peacefully, nor your family. Even the air you breathe can be contaminated with poison that may end your life. But, you can't always hide to be safe. You need to be wise to deal with these threats,survive and dominate. Tibayan mo ang sikamura mo at tatagan mo ang loob mo. Or else you'll end up vanquished, terminated." After being broked and left by the people she loved and trusts, Vladimyr became Crazily Rich and Powerful after gaining a bottomless wealth. She became a different type of beasts you won't wish to be enemy. So you better not try to test her or you'll regret it.

"Wait let me get this straight, you want me to get fat?" Cara does not know if she should be offended or threatened. Was this his grand plan to make her pay for the scene she caused? It's nuts. "Pregnant, so yeah," "You are going cuckoo, I am leaving." "A million dollars which you can use for payment of your mum's treatment and the rest, I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, living together Fake relationship, surrogacy, sex and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

Akala ni Alexia simple lang ang buhay niya chismosa sa umaga, barista sa hapon, at certified marites sa gabi. Pero isang araw, sa kalagitnaan ng kanyang “tampo moment” sa Jollibee, biglang nagpakita ang isang lalaking naka-three-piece suit, may hawak na kontrata… at may sinasabing siya raw ang legal na tagapag-alaga niya? Siya si Julian Alarcon. Billionaryo. CEO. Cold-hearted. At oo ang Ninong niyang matagal nang nawawala sa eksena. Pero teka, bakit parang hindi pang-Ninong ang mga titig niya? Bakit parang may sariling buhay ang mga kilig sa katawan ni Alexia? At bakit siya sinusundo ng limousine papunta sa isang mansyon kung saan ayaw siya pakawalan ng gwapong “Ninong” na ito? Ang problema? Makulit si Alexia, madaldal, at walang preno sa bunganga. Pero si Julian… sanay sa katahimikan, respeto, at walang ka-cheapan sa paligid. So anong mangyayari kapag ang isang pabibo at makulit na babae ay pinilit tumira sa mundo ng sosyal, tahimik, at super serious? Isa lang ang malinaw si Alexia ang babaeng kayang pasabugin ang mundo ng isang lalaking sanay sa kontrol. At si Julian? Baka siya pa ang unang mapusasan ng kilig.

A crazy maid with a million charms success to disrupt Jerrald Nathaniel Mendez's life. The young girl named Jolicia Floy was the most reckless human Jerrald had ever known. Was the girl really a professional maid as his mother said? Why would a professional maid make so many mistakes on the job? According to Jerrald, Jolicia Floy was nothing more than a spoiled, careless girl. Who is that girl? Little does Jerrald know, his new maid is a rich girl on a mission from her daddy to get a private jet. That girl, Felicity Jolicia Addison, is the spoiled girl of the Addison family.

Genre: Romance, Drama Tags: CEO × Innocent Girl Sa kanyang pagbabalik sa Pilipinas matapos ang ilang taon upang hilumin ang nawasak na puso at buuhin ang sarili,muling magtatagpo ang kanilang mga landas ng lalaking minsang minahal—Richel Hermano—ang lalaking umiwan sa kanya sa panahong kailangang kailangan nya eto, ngunit ngayon ay walang maalala tungkol sa kanilang nakaraan dahil sa isang aksidente. At sa unti-unting pakikipaglapit muli ng lalaki, paano kung matuklasan ng lalaki ang isang lihim na inihanda nyang maging lihim dito habang buhay. Ngunit paano kung may higit pang lihim ang mabubunyag kay Justine na gigimbal sa kanyang pagkatao.

Meninggalnya putra seorang Konglomerat, tanpa ahli waris membuat Tuan Sanjaya pemilik Sanjaya Corporation menjadi putus ada. Ketika kerajaan Bisnis besarnya, perkebunan kelapa sawit, tambang batubara dan pabrik lenyap dan jatuh ke saudara jauh? Namun harapan timbul, ada cucu pewaris yang tidak diketahui dan dipertemukan . Tapi ada kebohongan ditengah realita dan harapan. Intrik dan kejadian serta masalah,.sampai bila itu terungkap? Apa yang terjadi sesudahnya? YUDI MASRAMID / SOFIE HSARI YUDI MASRAMID