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Protecting My Mafia Princess
"You know that is such a mood killer, you trying to talk business while I am trying to take advantage of you."
"Oh, is that what you called that splashing around?"
"It is not my fault you ran so much water in the bath."
"Well, I did not ever think I will be using the thing."
"Hahaha. Your ass is so lazy."
"Hey, it is much easier to shower. And if you think about it, we could have had sex in the shower by now."
"What is wrong with the bath?"
"Really, princess? Is that your idea of being romantic?"
"Now that is a word I ever thought would come out of Colton's mouth."
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Driven by Desire
The unflappable confidence that he was operating on a plane I could never even hope to touch?
I drained my wineglass, scowling at having allowed my mind to wander down that treacherous path of internal admission yet again. Shaking my head briskly, I turned on my heel and retreated to the bathroom. A long, pounding shower was to scour away the clinging funk of today's exertions.
And maybe, just maybe, some of the more unpleasant intrusive thoughts they'd triggered as well.
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Alpha Damon And Emily, His Contract Luna
I purposely had sand themed tiles installed, so I could imagine myself at a beach whenever I felt down and decided to take a consolation shower.
“Yes! I'm Freda!” She screamed from outside. Her tiny voice barely made it past the sound of the shower.
I'd set it to about forty degrees, and was thinking of going higher.
I wanted to scrub all the memories out of my skin, out of my soul.
“Rahhhhhhhhhhh!” I screamed loudly as I mistakenly tore myself on my thighs.
Everything had become so annoying, even my bathroom.
The water washed the blood away, but not the horrible feeling inside of me.
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When My Mate Chose Another, the Lycan King Chose Me
Natasha’s POV
The water fell in steady streams, sliding over my skin, running down my shoulders and pooling at my feet before swirling into the drain. The sound filled the bathroom, echoing softly against the tiled walls, but it wasn’t enough to quiet the rush of thoughts in my head. I pressed my palm flat against the cool wall, closing my eyes, letting the heat of the shower wrap around me like a cocoon. It had been three days, yet every time I let my mind drift, I found myself right back in that moment, reliving it all.
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Lie a Little
Sipping in my glass of wine I keep many thoughts inside my mind, it's not bothersome but it sometimes makes me wonder about many possibilities and some questions I want to find answers to.
I finish the glass of wine, a little tipsy after I got ready for a shower thinking it might at least make me sober. I walk to the bathroom and strip of my clothes after turning the shower on. I close my eyes as I let the droplets of water touch my skin making me wet, I then apply the bubble gel into my body and shampoo and massage my head trying to calm myself, after I wash off the bubbles in my head and applying the conditioner and leave it for a couple of seconds then I rinse it off.
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Guns In Rome
But something in me told me that there would be no embarrassment, but rather something else.
I shook my head vigorously to stop my mind from straying too far. What was I thinking? I just met this girl, and I was already having thoughts of us showering together, her pink, cut lip on mine, and her feather-like body pressed against mine...
It was times like these that I really wished Capone was here; he would have given me the right punch to bring me back to my senses. Sighing to myself, I stepped into the shower in hopes that the water would cool my raised mind. The steam from the boiling water clouded the glass around me, and I shut my eyes for a brief moment. As though the world were trying
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My Personal Trainer
Are you kidding me!
"Ah eh okay hehe" i laughed hesitantly. Fuck! I'm still embarrassed ya'know.
He stood up "You can start when you're feeling better okay?" He said and smiled warmly. They're treating me like a family already. How warm.
I walked towards the bathroom and opened the shower letting the cold water flow through my body while thinking things that i shouldn't be thinking. Kidding HAHAHA they said Crying in the shower is all you need sometimes. What if you don't have shower? HAHAHA
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Just a bite
He falls forward exaggeratively and pretends to keep falling forward until he lands back on the bed and I laugh heartedly .
" You're an idiot . " I chuckle and close the bathroom door , getting in the shower .
I turn on the knob and twist it to warm water . I let the water wash away my troubles . Every time I am in a bad mood , I decide to let the water do it's work and cleanse me , even if it doesn't work sometimes , at the very least it's a bit relaxing . Something is better than nothing is it not ?
As I'm in the shower , I hear a knock on the door , followed by Alec and Michael's voices .
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Missing Piece of My Heart (You Who Touched My Life)
I said to no one as I closed the bathroom door behind me.
I was nervous to take a shower in that glass shower room or whatever it's called. It was someone is watching me or something. There are no jinn or spirits in here right? That's what I kept thinking. Actually, it took me atleast 10 mins to figure out the functioning of the shower.
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THE CLEANER'S TRIPLE BET
Rows of shower stalls lined one wall, and the smell of soap and clean skin hung in the air.
I started working, wiping down sinks and mopping the tiled floor. But my mind kept drifting. I couldn’t help imagining what this place looked like when it was full — guys showering, water running down their bodies, laughter echoing off the walls. The thought was sudden and vivid.
Heat rushed between my legs. I pressed my thighs together, feeling myself get wet again. It was silly and embarrassing, but the fantasy wouldn’t leave my head. I tried to focus on scrubbing, but the warm, private atmosphere made everything feel more charged than it should.
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Frequently Asked Questions
The first time someone asked me, 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?' I laughed—until I couldn’t sleep that night. It seems like a silly riddle at first, but it worms its way into your brain. What even is 'sound' if not perception? It’s wild how a joke question can unravel something as fundamental as how we define reality.
Then there’s the classic, 'Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?' Language is such a messy, human thing, and that question highlights how arbitrary so much of it is. It’s like life’s operating on duct-taped rules, and we’re all just nodding along. Makes you wonder what else we’ve accepted without questioning—like why we say 'tuna fish' but not 'beef mammal.'
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